Joanne
@goaskalis.bsky.social
If you stew cranberries like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
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It is time to seriously consider the possibility that this failed president doesn't even know what the term "vetting" means
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It is time to seriously consider the possibility that this failed president doesn't even know what the term "vetting" means
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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Democrats should ask: when residential natural gas prices are at their highest ever, why are we exporting a record amount? Why not use it to make energy more affordable here?
The GOP has no answer for this; it contradicts everything they claim they're doing.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
The GOP has no answer for this; it contradicts everything they claim they're doing.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Democrats should ask: when residential natural gas prices are at their highest ever, why are we exporting a record amount? Why not use it to make energy more affordable here?
The GOP has no answer for this; it contradicts everything they claim they're doing.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
The GOP has no answer for this; it contradicts everything they claim they're doing.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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the shooter was ~five years old when the United States invaded Afghanistan. One of his victims was one. the other one hadn't been born.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
the shooter was ~five years old when the United States invaded Afghanistan. One of his victims was one. the other one hadn't been born.
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TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
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Physical therapy is no longer "professional," according to a man whose professional peak was firing people.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Physical therapy is no longer "professional," according to a man whose professional peak was firing people.
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sorta coming around to the view that the social danger of genAI images is less that they'll make people believe fabricated things are real and more that they'll make people believe real things are fabricated
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
sorta coming around to the view that the social danger of genAI images is less that they'll make people believe fabricated things are real and more that they'll make people believe real things are fabricated
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A reminder: Trump 1.0 ordered the Afghanistan withdrawal, and Trump 2.0 granted the shooter asylum this past April. Trump 2.0 also dismantled the joint terrorism task force, and gutted our national security apparatus.
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
A reminder: Trump 1.0 ordered the Afghanistan withdrawal, and Trump 2.0 granted the shooter asylum this past April. Trump 2.0 also dismantled the joint terrorism task force, and gutted our national security apparatus.
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22 year old Thomas Fugate is leading the Department of Homeland Security Terrorism Prevention Division. His has expiernce working on his daddy's farm. Sleep well. Bro's got this.
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
22 year old Thomas Fugate is leading the Department of Homeland Security Terrorism Prevention Division. His has expiernce working on his daddy's farm. Sleep well. Bro's got this.
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Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
The only thing I have to say about Thanksgiving is now I really want a dog and I can't have a dog I'm a restaurant manager and it's mean to the dog to leave them alone all the time like that
Unless I got TWO dogs...
Unless I got TWO dogs...
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The only thing I have to say about Thanksgiving is now I really want a dog and I can't have a dog I'm a restaurant manager and it's mean to the dog to leave them alone all the time like that
Unless I got TWO dogs...
Unless I got TWO dogs...
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i've gotten like a half a dozen emails from my place offering this
Just learned there are companies offering rental communities the ability to split their monthly rent payments via third party.
Biggest recession indicator yet.
Biggest recession indicator yet.
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i've gotten like a half a dozen emails from my place offering this
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"Luke Moistfarmer" would have made a lot more in-universe sense
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"Luke Moistfarmer" would have made a lot more in-universe sense
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ruining thanksgiving by muttering "dressing" under my breath every time someone asks for the stuffing
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
ruining thanksgiving by muttering "dressing" under my breath every time someone asks for the stuffing
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Watching this again and once again the kids are mesmerized. A perfect film
An expression of corporate ideology is how they keep remaking the literally perfect Chuck Jones version of THE GRINCH THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS to "update" and "modernize" it instead of trying to make any new children's entertainment in the same style as the extremely successful original.
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Watching this again and once again the kids are mesmerized. A perfect film
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This is my yearly reminder that
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
Thanksgiving is problematic. Giving thanks is not. As someone who wants to remember the attempted genocide of indigenous people but also likes a reminder to practice gratitude, I like to use Indigenous People's Month to support (and be grateful for) indigenous creators. A partial list! /1
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is my yearly reminder that
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
A) The Pilgrims never turned on the Wampanoags. The Puritans who did were a whole different group of people.
B) Thanksgiving became a holiday to celebrate whooping the Confederates.
Sometimes we can just enjoy traditions without guilt!
btw Thanksgiving night is understandably one of the busiest nights of the year for bars
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
btw Thanksgiving night is understandably one of the busiest nights of the year for bars
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Also, holiday pro-tip: Find a local high school with a culinary arts program, and find out what they're taking orders for. We got a pecan pie and a giant lemon pound cake (both delicious) for $27 total. You've knocked something off your to-do list and encouraged a young, budding chef.
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Also, holiday pro-tip: Find a local high school with a culinary arts program, and find out what they're taking orders for. We got a pecan pie and a giant lemon pound cake (both delicious) for $27 total. You've knocked something off your to-do list and encouraged a young, budding chef.
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“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
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They like Trump and want to help him
“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
They like Trump and want to help him
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“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
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His favorite show is on. The National Dog Show. He waits all year for this.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
His favorite show is on. The National Dog Show. He waits all year for this.