gizmo
@gizmotron.bsky.social
Dad, artist, he/him (see, it's not difficult), reformed I.T. engineer, science nerd, EUphile, Earth history/palaeontology (Ediacaran), pianist learning Rach 3, guitarist learning Mach 4, lover, fighter, berk.
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gizmo
@gizmotron.bsky.social
· Dec 8
Plenitude Action Lipozomes with Contour Regard™
We have a hamster. A cute Russian Dwarf. 5yo named her Lilypad. I was barred from the naming after my first suggestion (Putin)
I browsed Amazon later for hamster toys and saw a bad review of a product by someone whose hamster lost a leg while using the toy and they posted a photo OF THE SEVERED LEG
I browsed Amazon later for hamster toys and saw a bad review of a product by someone whose hamster lost a leg while using the toy and they posted a photo OF THE SEVERED LEG
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
We have a hamster. A cute Russian Dwarf. 5yo named her Lilypad. I was barred from the naming after my first suggestion (Putin)
I browsed Amazon later for hamster toys and saw a bad review of a product by someone whose hamster lost a leg while using the toy and they posted a photo OF THE SEVERED LEG
I browsed Amazon later for hamster toys and saw a bad review of a product by someone whose hamster lost a leg while using the toy and they posted a photo OF THE SEVERED LEG
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This image reveals the amount of sugar contained in our favorite drinks: from water and juices to sodas and energy drinks. A clear look that invites us to choose consciously and take care of our health every day.
August 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
This image reveals the amount of sugar contained in our favorite drinks: from water and juices to sodas and energy drinks. A clear look that invites us to choose consciously and take care of our health every day.
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Georgia Twatman
Mother
Kentucky, Vital Record Indexes, 1911-1999
Mother
Kentucky, Vital Record Indexes, 1911-1999
November 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Georgia Twatman
Mother
Kentucky, Vital Record Indexes, 1911-1999
Mother
Kentucky, Vital Record Indexes, 1911-1999
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The tide is turning. Even the Telegraph is now admitting the damage the Brexit deal has done to the economy.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The tide is turning. Even the Telegraph is now admitting the damage the Brexit deal has done to the economy.
No, if your auntie had bollocks, given all other elements being equal, she would have been in a homosexual relationship and therefore unable to conceive and you wouldn't have been born
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
No, if your auntie had bollocks, given all other elements being equal, she would have been in a homosexual relationship and therefore unable to conceive and you wouldn't have been born
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I’m just a woman waiting for a crow to bring her some gifts 🥜 🪨 🍂
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I’m just a woman waiting for a crow to bring her some gifts 🥜 🪨 🍂
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Sultana and Corbyn act like they were put together in a competition by Simon Cowell and now they're contractually obliged to go on tour
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Sultana and Corbyn act like they were put together in a competition by Simon Cowell and now they're contractually obliged to go on tour
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Explore the history and condition of St Tyfrydog's, Llandyfrydog, Anglesey with our Director, Rachel Morley.
November 29, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Explore the history and condition of St Tyfrydog's, Llandyfrydog, Anglesey with our Director, Rachel Morley.
if you saw how many mullets there are in America freely going about their business in public atop their owner's heads you could only conclude it is a failed state
November 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
if you saw how many mullets there are in America freely going about their business in public atop their owner's heads you could only conclude it is a failed state
The Overton Window is doing weird things. Trumpists have the most toxic perspectives but some of them are saying 'unalive' instead of 'dead', showing they are at least in part being carried along with the culture of respect and sensitivity.
Weird times...
Weird times...
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The Overton Window is doing weird things. Trumpists have the most toxic perspectives but some of them are saying 'unalive' instead of 'dead', showing they are at least in part being carried along with the culture of respect and sensitivity.
Weird times...
Weird times...
Why do people do this?
WHY?!
WHY?!
November 28, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Why do people do this?
WHY?!
WHY?!
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Just boarded one at Heathrow and captain just informed it’s grounded at the moment and they’re discussing with dispatch how to proceed….
November 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Just boarded one at Heathrow and captain just informed it’s grounded at the moment and they’re discussing with dispatch how to proceed….
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“Analysis... has revealed that intense solar radiation may corrupt data critical to the functioning of flight controls.
A significant number of A320 Family aircraft currently in-service which may be impacted.”
Currently ~3,000 airborne A320 family aircraft.
www.airbus.com/en/newsroom/...
A significant number of A320 Family aircraft currently in-service which may be impacted.”
Currently ~3,000 airborne A320 family aircraft.
www.airbus.com/en/newsroom/...
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Analysis... has revealed that intense solar radiation may corrupt data critical to the functioning of flight controls.
A significant number of A320 Family aircraft currently in-service which may be impacted.”
Currently ~3,000 airborne A320 family aircraft.
www.airbus.com/en/newsroom/...
A significant number of A320 Family aircraft currently in-service which may be impacted.”
Currently ~3,000 airborne A320 family aircraft.
www.airbus.com/en/newsroom/...
Why do you need Seal Team 6 to blow up a fucking boat?
This would be an unambiguous war crime even in a proper war against a real enemy’s navy.
Textbook war crime/extrajudicial killing
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
"Two survivors were clinging to the smoldering wreck. The Special Operations commander overseeing the Sept. 2 attack ... ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions."
Report by @alexhorton.bsky.social @ellenwapo.bsky.social o.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Why do you need Seal Team 6 to blow up a fucking boat?
5yo daughter asked if her elder sister enjoyed her free day off school for 'insect day'. 🪳
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
5yo daughter asked if her elder sister enjoyed her free day off school for 'insect day'. 🪳
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The vaccine is pretty astonishing. Just look at that green line.
November 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The vaccine is pretty astonishing. Just look at that green line.
I'd fucking kick the shit out of one of these if I saw it in the street.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'd fucking kick the shit out of one of these if I saw it in the street.
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If the whole world did an Albania, Youtube would be usable again.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
If the whole world did an Albania, Youtube would be usable again.
there should be earworm charts
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 AM
there should be earworm charts
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Your universe is a photocopy of a photocopy of a…
on.ft.com/4ahkNKa
on.ft.com/4ahkNKa
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Your universe is a photocopy of a photocopy of a…
on.ft.com/4ahkNKa
on.ft.com/4ahkNKa
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🚨BOOM! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 80,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000 this weekend. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
November 28, 2025 at 9:19 AM
🚨BOOM! The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 80,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000 this weekend. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done!
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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Landscape artist Graham Gercken
'Blue Mountains' (west of Sydney), oilpainting
#art #landscape #oilpainting
'Blue Mountains' (west of Sydney), oilpainting
#art #landscape #oilpainting
June 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Landscape artist Graham Gercken
'Blue Mountains' (west of Sydney), oilpainting
#art #landscape #oilpainting
'Blue Mountains' (west of Sydney), oilpainting
#art #landscape #oilpainting
1. Portishead
2. Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3. The Damned
4. A-ha (fuck off it was an amazing concert)
5. Barry Manilow (see also above parentheses)
I was going to include The Dwarves but they came out an hour late (naked), played one song, bottled a girl in the crowd then fucked off back to the tour bus
2. Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3. The Damned
4. A-ha (fuck off it was an amazing concert)
5. Barry Manilow (see also above parentheses)
I was going to include The Dwarves but they came out an hour late (naked), played one song, bottled a girl in the crowd then fucked off back to the tour bus
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Ozzfest
2. Charley Crockett
3. Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit
4. The Mavericks/Dwight Yoakum
5. The PDX Broadsides
1. Ozzfest
2. Charley Crockett
3. Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit
4. The Mavericks/Dwight Yoakum
5. The PDX Broadsides
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
1. Tom Waits
2. Insect Warfare
3. Warhead
4. King Crimson
5. Nothing Clean (final gig, house show)
1. Tom Waits
2. Insect Warfare
3. Warhead
4. King Crimson
5. Nothing Clean (final gig, house show)
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
1. Portishead
2. Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3. The Damned
4. A-ha (fuck off it was an amazing concert)
5. Barry Manilow (see also above parentheses)
I was going to include The Dwarves but they came out an hour late (naked), played one song, bottled a girl in the crowd then fucked off back to the tour bus
2. Yeah Yeah Yeahs
3. The Damned
4. A-ha (fuck off it was an amazing concert)
5. Barry Manilow (see also above parentheses)
I was going to include The Dwarves but they came out an hour late (naked), played one song, bottled a girl in the crowd then fucked off back to the tour bus
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
...(heat death of Universe)...
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...(last black holes evaporated)...
AHA-AHAAHA-AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
...(new physics)...
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...(heat death of Universe)...
...AAAAH... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
...(last black holes evaporated)...
AHA-AHAAHA-AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
...(new physics)...
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Charlie Kirk spent $30K per month on a trans woman’s ‘Spicy Site’?
Wow, Happy Thanksgiving! Take that little bit of information with you to your family dinner with your MAGAt in-laws ! 🍁
Is it true? I guess we’ll find out before Christmas and you can rub that in too. 🎄
#Pinks #CharlieKirk #Trans
Wow, Happy Thanksgiving! Take that little bit of information with you to your family dinner with your MAGAt in-laws ! 🍁
Is it true? I guess we’ll find out before Christmas and you can rub that in too. 🎄
#Pinks #CharlieKirk #Trans
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
...(heat death of Universe)...
...AAAAH... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
...(last black holes evaporated)...
AHA-AHAAHA-AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
...(new physics)...
AHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAICAN'TBREATHEHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
...(heat death of Universe)...
...AAAAH... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
...(last black holes evaporated)...
AHA-AHAAHA-AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
...(new physics)...
AHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAICAN'TBREATHEHAHAHAHHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...