I have a problem with women playing video games in that they are all far, far better than me.

My nan* could blow up a migrant boat this evening with the kind of sophisticated weaponry on offer.

*she passed away in 1997

Just boarded one at Heathrow and captain just informed it’s grounded at the moment and they’re discussing with dispatch how to proceed….

Just put her to bed. As I was tucking her in, she said 'Daddy, I wish there was just school and nice cold glasses of water in the world'. :-)

Ridiculous little human.

She also watched a video with me earlier and said she found it "absolutely saturnating'.

The vaccine is pretty astonishing. Just look at that green line.

Loved the latest video into the Great Pyramid, great insights and was good to see Zawi Hawass' knowledge on show.

Wondering if you saw this important reason for the pyramids' construction uncovered by a UK documentary in the 1990s...? :-)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3F8...

High drama on V's TL! 👀

If it is, last year's festive tweet of your dog dragging its arse around the carpet is a very close second.

Saw Radiohead live in Glasgow, epic gig (Hail To The Thief album)

I DIDN'T see this show on account of Kurt Cobain unhelpfully topping himself.