Matthew 🚜
@gingabeans.bsky.social
Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time 🚜
📍 London and Ambridge
(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
📍 London and Ambridge
(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
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god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
I don't believe it. Radio 4 was meant to be a safe space.
Sent to #Whamhalla by PM. They played a few bars of Wham's Last Christmas with absolutely no warning, right at the top of the programme.
This is the longest I've lasted in this game since I started playing.
@bbcpm.bsky.social
Sent to #Whamhalla by PM. They played a few bars of Wham's Last Christmas with absolutely no warning, right at the top of the programme.
This is the longest I've lasted in this game since I started playing.
@bbcpm.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I don't believe it. Radio 4 was meant to be a safe space.
Sent to #Whamhalla by PM. They played a few bars of Wham's Last Christmas with absolutely no warning, right at the top of the programme.
This is the longest I've lasted in this game since I started playing.
@bbcpm.bsky.social
Sent to #Whamhalla by PM. They played a few bars of Wham's Last Christmas with absolutely no warning, right at the top of the programme.
This is the longest I've lasted in this game since I started playing.
@bbcpm.bsky.social
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Even by my low expectations for Kemi Badenoch ‘violence against women and girls is something done by immigrants and nobody else’ has shocked me.
Dog-whistle and factually incorrect. Ladies, raise your hand if you were sexually assaulted by a boy at school? I’d wager this or a family member is most women’s first experience of sexual violence
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Even by my low expectations for Kemi Badenoch ‘violence against women and girls is something done by immigrants and nobody else’ has shocked me.
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Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
Gratuitous beaver shot.
Wonder what he’s gonna decorate it with?
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
🧐 marry Christmas, beaver 🎄🦫
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Gratuitous beaver shot.
Apparently my peak times are 7pm, 2pm and Sunday mornings.
"This year on Bluesky I wrote 769 posts and 1,188 replies. I received 7,374 likes, and my favourite word is "thearchers""
#TheArchers
www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
"This year on Bluesky I wrote 769 posts and 1,188 replies. I received 7,374 likes, and my favourite word is "thearchers""
#TheArchers
www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
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December 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Apparently my peak times are 7pm, 2pm and Sunday mornings.
"This year on Bluesky I wrote 769 posts and 1,188 replies. I received 7,374 likes, and my favourite word is "thearchers""
#TheArchers
www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
"This year on Bluesky I wrote 769 posts and 1,188 replies. I received 7,374 likes, and my favourite word is "thearchers""
#TheArchers
www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
It's not a name I've ever come across in real life, but here in two different parts of Manchester...
#TheArchers
#TheyGrundies
#TheArchers
#TheyGrundies
December 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It's not a name I've ever come across in real life, but here in two different parts of Manchester...
#TheArchers
#TheyGrundies
#TheArchers
#TheyGrundies
I made a friend sit and listen to #TheArchers with me this evening. This is a world first. I wonder what he made of it all.
December 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I made a friend sit and listen to #TheArchers with me this evening. This is a world first. I wonder what he made of it all.
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Alexa – what are the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder?
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Alexa – what are the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder?
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Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
December 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
December 14, 2025 at 10:37 PM
December 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
December 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Some people aren't meant to drive, I'm ok with Paul not trying any more and so should Lovell James.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Some people aren't meant to drive, I'm ok with Paul not trying any more and so should Lovell James.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I'd tell Karim to fuck off about me going to live abroad, if I was Zainab/Khalil. Unless I wanted to.
It's all gone a bit quiet on the Meadow Farm front, no?
#TheArchers
It's all gone a bit quiet on the Meadow Farm front, no?
#TheArchers
December 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I'd tell Karim to fuck off about me going to live abroad, if I was Zainab/Khalil. Unless I wanted to.
It's all gone a bit quiet on the Meadow Farm front, no?
#TheArchers
It's all gone a bit quiet on the Meadow Farm front, no?
#TheArchers
December 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
What the fuck is wrong with having a year out in Australia or anywhere. I wish I had but it wasn't available to me.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
December 14, 2025 at 11:07 AM
What the fuck is wrong with having a year out in Australia or anywhere. I wish I had but it wasn't available to me.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
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Tommy Robinson's Christmas Carol service featured two arrests - one for assault and another of a man suspected of homophobic abuse.
And loads of union flags and massive crosses... because that's traditional at the events where we celebrate Christ's BIRTH, isn't it. Crosses and flags.
And loads of union flags and massive crosses... because that's traditional at the events where we celebrate Christ's BIRTH, isn't it. Crosses and flags.
December 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Tommy Robinson's Christmas Carol service featured two arrests - one for assault and another of a man suspected of homophobic abuse.
And loads of union flags and massive crosses... because that's traditional at the events where we celebrate Christ's BIRTH, isn't it. Crosses and flags.
And loads of union flags and massive crosses... because that's traditional at the events where we celebrate Christ's BIRTH, isn't it. Crosses and flags.
Just tuned in, to hear the "Blessèd are the meek"
I'm glad they're getting something, they've been having a hell of a time.
Shut up, Big Nose.
Blessèd are the cheesemakers.
What's so special about the cheesemakers?!
#SundayWorship
I'm glad they're getting something, they've been having a hell of a time.
Shut up, Big Nose.
Blessèd are the cheesemakers.
What's so special about the cheesemakers?!
#SundayWorship
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Just tuned in, to hear the "Blessèd are the meek"
I'm glad they're getting something, they've been having a hell of a time.
Shut up, Big Nose.
Blessèd are the cheesemakers.
What's so special about the cheesemakers?!
#SundayWorship
I'm glad they're getting something, they've been having a hell of a time.
Shut up, Big Nose.
Blessèd are the cheesemakers.
What's so special about the cheesemakers?!
#SundayWorship
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Some kind of Stockholm Syndrome #TheArchers
December 10, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Some kind of Stockholm Syndrome #TheArchers