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Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time 🚜

📍 London and Ambridge

(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
Maybe Tommy could organise another carol concert to help him understand what Christmas means. Apparently the baby Jesus was wrapped in Union Jacks and England flags.
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
From the download, as the names are not easy to read.

Meadow Farm red circle
Village shop blue circle
The Bull pink circle
The village hall yellow circle.

#TheArchers
December 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It's not a name I've ever come across in real life, but here in two different parts of Manchester...

#TheArchers
#TheyGrundies
December 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
In fact, there was a whole cosplaying thing going on. And the gammons had wet dreams over it all.

Until the wheels came off.
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
And other looks.
November 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Remember when Truss tried to emulate Thatch's pussy bow?
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Ah, #Aphantasia now on #LifeScientific. I understand this bit! I'm usually a four, I'm a five for most people's faces, but sometimes I can be a three if it's my own house or front door.
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 AM
For those losing their shit about solar panels taking up space in the UK, golf courses still occupy around five times more land.

#r4today
November 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
That's not The Freak. This is The Freak.

#TheArchers #PrisonerCellBlockAmbridge
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Kirsty Wark said "murial" 😆

#FrontRow
October 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
World Menopause Day coming up this month, they said. Someone should write a sequel to this classic, entitled "Have You Stopped Yet?".

#TheArchers
October 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
RIP Bartleby 😥

#TheArchers
October 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Eddie Grundy's one-day taxidermy course was totally worth the money. And just in time for George's homecoming.

#TheArchers
October 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I've missed an episode. Is Bartleby going to be turned in meatballs?

#TheArchers
October 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The Milky Bars are on me!
August 25, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Gonna let them eat my nasturtiums. Hopefully the birds will eat them, in turn.
July 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"You don't mix with your staff socially".

#TheArchers
July 20, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Dear BBC News - this page layout is absolutely dreadful.
- main article, Trump's tariffs, split screen with a video of the reporter and a video of Trump descending some steps. Two videos side by side, supported by a big red banner.
- Second story, Air India crash update (cont)
July 14, 2025 at 11:52 AM
July 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The proper way to look at your prime minister.
July 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
It's pleasant indoors but I'm now being brave outside.
June 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Update at 3pm.
June 29, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Amber's eyebrows:

#TheArchers
June 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Emma's eyebrows:

#TheArchers
June 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Current temperature in Leyton, east London. Same inside and out.

#R4BH #BBCbroadcastinghouse #PaddyOConnell #BroadcastingHouse
June 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM