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Matthew 🚜
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Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time 🚜

📍 London and Ambridge

(please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
Yes but Parpy and Martherr are still little, possibly still believers. Keirerr is an older teenager and I couldn't stand Christmas by the time I was a teenager.

#TheArchers
December 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Different school, the bullying came later.
December 21, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Although I'm also aware that some kids probably just joined in to deflect the attention of the bullies from themselves. Kids do that to protect themselves.

#DesertIslandDiscs #DIDS
December 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Reposted by Matthew 🚜
god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I'm home from 4 nights away and it's bliss.
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I just spotted that. And The Stables is on the opposite side of the Am. Josh hasn't exactly moved far from home. I know it's a peppercorn rent but worth it to get away from Brookfield?

#TheArchers
December 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Brookfield is bottom right, just over the Am.
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM
It's literally opposite the entrance to Grim Gables.

#TheArchers
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
From the download, as the names are not easy to read.

Meadow Farm red circle
Village shop blue circle
The Bull pink circle
The village hall yellow circle.

#TheArchers
December 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Loxley Barrett like everyone else, but in her invisibility cloak.

#TheArchers
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I saw a map recently and while I don't believe in maps of Ambridge (it's all in my head, right?) - Meadow Farm is literally down the road a bit. Almost inconceivable that no one knows the multi-accented Esme who was brought up a ten minute walk away - let alone her father's first name.
#TheArchers
December 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Could this be the year of the Great Ambridge Kill-Off - like Emmerdale Farm did with a plane crash but with rotten Grundy turkeys.

#TheArchers
December 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
She's freelance and works from home. Lord knows what's happened to her home but who cares about North Borsetshire anyway.

#TheArchers
December 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Not difficult?! Pull the udder one.

#TheArchers
#BadoomTish
#HereAllWeek
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM