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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ
@gingabeans.bsky.social
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Lowering the tone of #TheArchers hashtag one tweet at a time ๐Ÿšœ ๐Ÿ“ London and Ambridge (please only follow me if you want to read loads of shite posts about The Archers, or hear me go on anti-Tory rants).
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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 1h
Interchangeable!

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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 10h
I totally want Pat to call Hazel, you know, out of courtesy. And Hazel to turn up. It's what Daddy would have wanted.

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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 17h
The bust-up was kinda because of misappropriation of Home Farm funds though.

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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 17h
Ruairi loves spending Granny* Piggoi's money ๐Ÿค‘

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*not an actual relative to him
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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 17h
My bad. It's Josh. They're interchangeable to me. #TheArchers
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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 17h
Esme Mulligan is sounding a bit Scottish tonight. She must have been living in the borders area of northwest Borsetshire.

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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 17h
Milligan Mulligan sounds like he was a right bore.

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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 17h
Is Ben thinking Esme's a cougar? #TheArchers
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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 22h
I'm not sure Jennifer will be doing much walking nowadays.

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Ed Wilson @eddwilson.bsky.social ยท 23h
Count Binface continues to generate policy.

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countbinface.bsky.social Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social ยท 14d
I hereby declare war on premature Christmassing.

Any shop caught doing this before 1st December must be shut down and turned into affordable housing.

Choose sanity. Vote Binface.

(Photo dated 9th October 2025)
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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 22h
I wonder if Jenny would approve of the Gills renovations of the Home Farm farmhouse?

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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 22h
You devil, Miranda! #NewJenny #TheArchers
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James Oโ€™Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social ยท 1d
"Amazing result for Plaid Cymru, so here's a guest from Reform anyway..."
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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 22h
Edible Forest Garden, anyone?

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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 22h
Herbal ley klaxon!!

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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 22h
That break at the Scottish baronial luxury castle is going to be great.

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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 22h
It's CAROLINE! They've dug her up!

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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 22h
Integrity? Brine? #TheArchers
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Verity Kalcev @veritykalcev.bsky.social ยท 4d
#TheArchers Tell the truth Ruarghirighi
a man is driving an old red tractor down a dirt road
ALT: a man is driving an old red tractor down a dirt road
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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 4d
... plus that smouldering tractor, probably now worthless ๐Ÿšœ

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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 4d
S'gotta be October, because of the whole extra hour on top of 31 days.
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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 4d
If I got a whiff of a surprise party for me, I'd book a flight somewhere too.

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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 4d
They once named the cat, maybe they can name something else this time.
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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 4d
A tale of three children - with two mothers and two fathers, but not how you'd think.

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Matthew ๐Ÿšœ @gingabeans.bsky.social ยท 4d
I think they should get Stella back after Brine's demise.

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