giles
@giles.fun
hello °~°
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot kicking at a human's balls, forever.
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“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
January 21, 2026 at 5:30 AM
“nobody is insider trading off his death so it almost certainly didn’t happen” really sums up the state of the world in 2026 huh
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they sold his phone to a vending machine 😭
take a second to really wrap your head around this.
January 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
they sold his phone to a vending machine 😭
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Would I Lie To You
*takes card*
One day I kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife, charged them with having machine guns, then realised I had no plan on what to do next so panicked and said I’d run Venezuela indefinitely
*takes card*
One day I kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife, charged them with having machine guns, then realised I had no plan on what to do next so panicked and said I’d run Venezuela indefinitely
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Would I Lie To You
*takes card*
One day I kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife, charged them with having machine guns, then realised I had no plan on what to do next so panicked and said I’d run Venezuela indefinitely
*takes card*
One day I kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife, charged them with having machine guns, then realised I had no plan on what to do next so panicked and said I’d run Venezuela indefinitely
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If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot kicking at a human's balls, forever.
December 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a robot kicking at a human's balls, forever.
dude my dad knew someone in the epstein files that gives me an Epstein number of 3 oh fucj
December 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
dude my dad knew someone in the epstein files that gives me an Epstein number of 3 oh fucj
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having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present.
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
having blusky's set to make you click-through to see anything flagged as "adult content" is great, because it's like a little surprise present.
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
90% of the time its an anime girl in a bikini
the remaining 10% someone is trying to insert an entire washing machine into their ass
they really need to fix that thing where IF YOU BLOCK ip.bsky.app YOU CAN BYPASS AGE ASSURANCE it would really suck if people do that
December 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
they really need to fix that thing where IF YOU BLOCK ip.bsky.app YOU CAN BYPASS AGE ASSURANCE it would really suck if people do that
donald trump is speaking right now? why would anyone want to get that notification...
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
donald trump is speaking right now? why would anyone want to get that notification...
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Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Hey you! Stop playing Fortnite!
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
the united states sued a dinosaur skeleton en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
United States v. One Tyrannosaurus Bataar Skeleton - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
the united states sued a dinosaur skeleton en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
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![A Calvin and Hobbs comic with Calvin refusing to answer a math question because the question violates his religious beliefs. The text of the comic has been altered to read, “I cannot answer this question, as [trans people existing is] against my religious principles.”
Calvin sitting at a desk in a classroom
First panel: question 2+7=_____
Second panel: the above text.
Third panel: Calvin inspecting his answer.
Fourth panel: Calvin saying, “it’s worth a shot.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:sryiimnoaw5mn4af56e2sjac/bafkreicycf3qlmattz7ydekmh5nfwqz26dp7rdditrqhly7kbedxb3ljs4@jpeg)
I got a switch 2 for my birthday :P
December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I got a switch 2 for my birthday :P
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The really cool thing for people still on twitter “for business”and normalizing Elon Musk and his message
If someone asks, you can now factually tell them how much a human life is worth to you
Just take your perceived revenue from twitter and divide it by 600,000
There is no ethical line for you
If someone asks, you can now factually tell them how much a human life is worth to you
Just take your perceived revenue from twitter and divide it by 600,000
There is no ethical line for you
Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The really cool thing for people still on twitter “for business”and normalizing Elon Musk and his message
If someone asks, you can now factually tell them how much a human life is worth to you
Just take your perceived revenue from twitter and divide it by 600,000
There is no ethical line for you
If someone asks, you can now factually tell them how much a human life is worth to you
Just take your perceived revenue from twitter and divide it by 600,000
There is no ethical line for you
the best way to reheat a pizza is to eat it cold straight from the fridge (dont do this if theres meats on it... in fact dont do this at all dont sue me if you get ill from eating pizza this is just my personal preference now ok)
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
the best way to reheat a pizza is to eat it cold straight from the fridge (dont do this if theres meats on it... in fact dont do this at all dont sue me if you get ill from eating pizza this is just my personal preference now ok)
love this idea extensions.gnome.org/extension/45...
November 27, 2025 at 12:12 PM
love this idea extensions.gnome.org/extension/45...
no no no no no. no no no. no no. no. WHAT THE FUCK www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped
Only cases of alleged murder, rape or manslaughter will be decided by a jury under new proposals to cut court backlogs.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
no no no no no. no no no. no no. no. WHAT THE FUCK www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
huh today i learnt my reddit account is quoted in a screen rant "top 10 x according to reddit" article
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
huh today i learnt my reddit account is quoted in a screen rant "top 10 x according to reddit" article
just got someone wiped from github for disparaging IKEA and it only took 10 minutes total.
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
just got someone wiped from github for disparaging IKEA and it only took 10 minutes total.
c-span wants me to donate?
how about letting people other than US based cable/satellite tv customers subscribe first?
how about letting people other than US based cable/satellite tv customers subscribe first?
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
c-span wants me to donate?
how about letting people other than US based cable/satellite tv customers subscribe first?
how about letting people other than US based cable/satellite tv customers subscribe first?
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They turned it off because every grifting ragebait account was discovered to be LARPing.
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
They turned it off because every grifting ragebait account was discovered to be LARPing.