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I’m looking at a tree.
At a young age I realized it wasn’t called Raisin BRAND and knew my own memory could no longer be trusted.
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 AM
At a young age I realized it wasn’t called Raisin BRAND and knew my own memory could no longer be trusted.
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
Donald Trump use the ol’ shotgun mouthwash yet? Give himself the ol’ Epstein necktie? Sat in a car and took the ol’ garage nap?
February 10, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Donald Trump use the ol’ shotgun mouthwash yet? Give himself the ol’ Epstein necktie? Sat in a car and took the ol’ garage nap?
Sure, you can bet on sports like the Super Bowl, but you know who you can really bet on? Jesus.
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Sure, you can bet on sports like the Super Bowl, but you know who you can really bet on? Jesus.
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here come the patriots in another fucking super bowl
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 PM
here come the patriots in another fucking super bowl
The Big Game. The Super Bowl. Whatever your faith calls it, it’s on tv today.
February 8, 2026 at 11:05 PM
The Big Game. The Super Bowl. Whatever your faith calls it, it’s on tv today.
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AI Boosters: “But learning art is EXPENSIVE, which is why poor people should pay billionaires $10-120/month for AI”
Me:
Me:
Fruit sketches on a brown paper bag with a garden marker and correction fluid
February 7, 2026 at 1:09 PM
AI Boosters: “But learning art is EXPENSIVE, which is why poor people should pay billionaires $10-120/month for AI”
Me:
Me:
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Trump could say the n-word on live TV and the Times’ first reaction would be “it was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware of the word’s complicated history”
The New York Times has finally covered the Trump video of Obama as an ape — and they are still providing cover for him. Fuck the Times.
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Trump could say the n-word on live TV and the Times’ first reaction would be “it was unclear if Mr. Trump was aware of the word’s complicated history”
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When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:
February 5, 2026 at 6:32 PM
When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:
How many children need to get raped before God gets bored watching it?
February 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
How many children need to get raped before God gets bored watching it?
“No angels,” says the man who raped children for decades.
Trump on Alex Pretti and Renee Good: "He was not an angel and she was not an angel. You know, you look at some tapes."
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
“No angels,” says the man who raped children for decades.
Know who’s NOT in the Epstein files?
Danzig.
Danzig.
February 5, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Know who’s NOT in the Epstein files?
Danzig.
Danzig.
Here’s one avenue:
Hang the Russian cunt traitor.
Hang the Russian cunt traitor.
Exclusive: A U.S. official has alleged wrongdoing by U.S. spy chief Tulsi Gabbard in a complaint that is so highly classified it has sparked months of wrangling over how to share it with Congress, according to people familiar with the matter.
Classified Whistleblower Complaint About Tulsi Gabbard Stalls Within Her Agency
Congress hasn’t seen the complaint, which was filed eight months ago with the U.S. intelligence community watchdog’s office.
on.wsj.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Here’s one avenue:
Hang the Russian cunt traitor.
Hang the Russian cunt traitor.
Cut Donald Trump’s dick off on live tv. Then beat his pedophile ass to death with a hammer. Make it pay per view.
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Cut Donald Trump’s dick off on live tv. Then beat his pedophile ass to death with a hammer. Make it pay per view.
If is any Democrat presidential candidate not named Gavin Newsom wants to jump on the mic during all this ICE and Trump shit, hurry the fuck up.
February 2, 2026 at 3:18 PM
If is any Democrat presidential candidate not named Gavin Newsom wants to jump on the mic during all this ICE and Trump shit, hurry the fuck up.
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This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.
Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.
February 2, 2026 at 1:11 PM
This is how Tom Homan reacts to losing a court case to free a medically fragile 5-year-old who was used as bait to lure his dad so they could be imprisoned in a measles factory. Fuck any de-escalation stories that come out.
My storage is full and you want me to pay for cloud storage? Damn, that’s crazy. Well, bye.
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
My storage is full and you want me to pay for cloud storage? Damn, that’s crazy. Well, bye.
Hot tip for all the for-profit prisons out there:
Elon Musk has a lot of money to spend in your commissary.
Elon Musk has a lot of money to spend in your commissary.
February 1, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Hot tip for all the for-profit prisons out there:
Elon Musk has a lot of money to spend in your commissary.
Elon Musk has a lot of money to spend in your commissary.
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A cabal of pedophiles conspired to destroy the US government from within by seeding fascist ideas into online forums, spreading conspiracy theories about the opposition based on their own actions, and devised an alternative currency to upend the global economy. Now they run the US government and CBS
January 31, 2026 at 10:53 PM
A cabal of pedophiles conspired to destroy the US government from within by seeding fascist ideas into online forums, spreading conspiracy theories about the opposition based on their own actions, and devised an alternative currency to upend the global economy. Now they run the US government and CBS
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I love that Prince Andrew had a codename email address to avoid suspicion and all the emails are like 'Had to spend the weekend at Balmoral, Mother wants me to look after the corgis, my brother's here too - not Edward, but Charles, you know the heir apparent.'
February 1, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I love that Prince Andrew had a codename email address to avoid suspicion and all the emails are like 'Had to spend the weekend at Balmoral, Mother wants me to look after the corgis, my brother's here too - not Edward, but Charles, you know the heir apparent.'
“My pedophile cock goes out to you.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
“My pedophile cock goes out to you.”
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Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
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