Bentley
@getbentley.bsky.social
Average Geek.
Hobbies: Fixing Computers, Reading, Gaming (High and Low Tech).
Currently working Food Retail
(Don't speak for my employer, they have a whole PR Department.)
He/Him
Hobbies: Fixing Computers, Reading, Gaming (High and Low Tech).
Currently working Food Retail
(Don't speak for my employer, they have a whole PR Department.)
He/Him
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Bentley
@getbentley.bsky.social
· Jun 8
I occasionally get to alternate with explaining supply chains and where ingredients actually come from (FYI, Vanilla is tropical/equatorial) and how national/foreign events have caused a disruption.
Shout-out to the lady who wanted potato farming brought back to the US....from the Pacific Northwestern Region (Idaho and Oregon).
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3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
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The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The average SNAP benefit per month is $177 a person.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
The average ACA benefit per month is up to $550 a person.
People want us to hold the line for a reason. This is not a matter of appealing to a base. It’s about people’s lives.
And working people want leaders whose word means something to them.
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did you know that intercountry #adoptees born before 1983 have no guarantee of US citizenship, and instead are treated as immigrants who must obtain citizenship through naturalization? That they are subject to deportation if they have committed a crime or are deemed to be in the US “illegally?”
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
did you know that intercountry #adoptees born before 1983 have no guarantee of US citizenship, and instead are treated as immigrants who must obtain citizenship through naturalization? That they are subject to deportation if they have committed a crime or are deemed to be in the US “illegally?”
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this is the way
[Redacted on the advice of my legal team]
November 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
this is the way
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‘Calvin and Hobbes’ was prescient.
As usual, the hero business is up to me.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
‘Calvin and Hobbes’ was prescient.
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!["I saw someone call Ai a Thneed and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a PERFECT analogy. The Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful. It was a fad that did major damage to the environment to make the Onceler a billionare. It left no real lasting impact, only damage." [image makes it look like the Lorax is angrily yelling this.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreig7hxt32jint77g4k2jttlenyjfsk7r54vrz22wyvxq5l4p7tpzuy@jpeg)
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Mamdami is going to implement Shakira law. Hips caught making false statements to Wyclef Jean will be subject to fines.
Mamdani is gonna implement sharpei law. The state will now issue every family their very own wrinkle dog.
Mamdani is going to implement sashimi law. Everything will be served sliced thin and raw, with pickled ginger and wasabi.
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Mamdami is going to implement Shakira law. Hips caught making false statements to Wyclef Jean will be subject to fines.
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Mamdani is going to implement Aria law. Every morning schoolchildren will be forced to sing opera in foreign tongues instead of pledging allegiance.
Mamdani is going to implement Sangria Law. Everyone gets 1 free American Pour™️ of sangria, or a blended sparkling grape juice, at every meal.
Mamdani is gonna implement shakshuka law. Everyone gets distributed a delicious pan of simmering tomatoes, onions, garlic, spices, and gently poached eggs, which they get as state-sponsored breakfast.
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Aria law. Every morning schoolchildren will be forced to sing opera in foreign tongues instead of pledging allegiance.
Mamdani is going to implement Sangria Law. Everyone gets 1 free American Pour™️ of sangria, or a blended sparkling grape juice, at every meal.
Mamdani is gonna implement shakshuka law. Everyone gets distributed a delicious pan of simmering tomatoes, onions, garlic, spices, and gently poached eggs, which they get as state-sponsored breakfast.
Mamdani is gonna implement sharpei law. The state will now issue every family their very own wrinkle dog.
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Sangria Law. Everyone gets 1 free American Pour™️ of sangria, or a blended sparkling grape juice, at every meal.
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"On the seventh day of November, the community lost two men, John Lyford and Charles Chauncey. For those two had nutted, and were no longer of good use to the men’s task."
The Story of the First No-Nut November
From William Bradford’s Journal of Plymouth Plantation, Sixteen Hundred and Twenty-One. - - -A lamentable malady had taken fifty and two souls from...
buff.ly
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"On the seventh day of November, the community lost two men, John Lyford and Charles Chauncey. For those two had nutted, and were no longer of good use to the men’s task."
Oh, now they want stringent separation of church and state*.
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Oh, now they want stringent separation of church and state*.
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jeff goldbloom: thread
November 8, 2025 at 12:48 PM
jeff goldbloom: thread
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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THIS IS SO GOOD
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
THIS IS SO GOOD
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There are some places that just don't seem real, even when you're there. Otherworldly.
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 AM
There are some places that just don't seem real, even when you're there. Otherworldly.
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Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
Football Chant Therapy #comedy #football #mentalhealth
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Football Chant Therapy For Men
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
(With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir)
www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...
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So we're doing phrenology again, I see. The adage that every AI "innovation" is a grift continues to be true.
bro are you fucking kidding me
November 7, 2025 at 1:34 AM
So we're doing phrenology again, I see. The adage that every AI "innovation" is a grift continues to be true.
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November 7, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Quite a few of my posts have fallen prey to these settings because my language can be colorful and because I have no hesitation to call bull on institutions when I see it. If you've found yourself wondering where your follows have gone, consider tweaking these settings.
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
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November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner