Geonn Cannon
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Geonn Cannon
@geonncannon.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Hi everyone! I'm a writer of original fiction (with lesbians) and official Stargate novels (they also have lesbians!)
Here's your one-stop shopping for all my novels, links to watch adaptations of my work, and everywhere else you can find me on the internet. #writing
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Here's your one-stop shopping for all my novels, links to watch adaptations of my work, and everywhere else you can find me on the internet. #writing
linktr.ee/geonncannon
Blocking anyone who feels the need to include "didn't agree with his politics" in their tributes to Rob Reiner. Fuck off, you couldn't have liked his movies. You apparently didn't even understand them.
December 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Blocking anyone who feels the need to include "didn't agree with his politics" in their tributes to Rob Reiner. Fuck off, you couldn't have liked his movies. You apparently didn't even understand them.
YET ANOTHER PIECE OF MY TOWN BEING ERASED. After 30 years of standing guard outside the childrens section of our library, George the Giraffe is retiring. It's going to be a huge (literally) absence right as you walk inside.
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
YET ANOTHER PIECE OF MY TOWN BEING ERASED. After 30 years of standing guard outside the childrens section of our library, George the Giraffe is retiring. It's going to be a huge (literally) absence right as you walk inside.
Walking into 2026
December 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Walking into 2026
This month's Patreon is finally live! I may revisit Lillian's character at some point (or reuse her template). She intrigued me...
$1 a month gets you access to over a hundred stories!
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$1 a month gets you access to over a hundred stories!
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Critical Thinking | Geonn Cannon
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December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
This month's Patreon is finally live! I may revisit Lillian's character at some point (or reuse her template). She intrigued me...
$1 a month gets you access to over a hundred stories!
www.patreon.com/posts/critic...
$1 a month gets you access to over a hundred stories!
www.patreon.com/posts/critic...
I feel like this is just a joke for the writers in the audience, like what do you MEAN this madman wrote 3/4 of a million words...?! 😂 Also, either he threw everything out and started over, or that editing process was a *bloodbath.*
#WakeUpDeadMan
#WakeUpDeadMan
December 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I feel like this is just a joke for the writers in the audience, like what do you MEAN this madman wrote 3/4 of a million words...?! 😂 Also, either he threw everything out and started over, or that editing process was a *bloodbath.*
#WakeUpDeadMan
#WakeUpDeadMan
Sliders, with William Jackson Harper (Quinn), Vic Michaelis (Wade), Michael Emerson (Arturo), and Cobie Smulders (Rembrandt).
Vic would be nonbinary, Cobie would be gay, Michael would possibly be evil, William would be Chidi but confident.
Vic would be nonbinary, Cobie would be gay, Michael would possibly be evil, William would be Chidi but confident.
if you could reboot a middling 90s TV show with a modern star, what and who you go for?
we'd go The Pretender starring Genevieve O'Reilly
we'd go The Pretender starring Genevieve O'Reilly
December 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Sliders, with William Jackson Harper (Quinn), Vic Michaelis (Wade), Michael Emerson (Arturo), and Cobie Smulders (Rembrandt).
Vic would be nonbinary, Cobie would be gay, Michael would possibly be evil, William would be Chidi but confident.
Vic would be nonbinary, Cobie would be gay, Michael would possibly be evil, William would be Chidi but confident.
I'm still reading, and there's a chance of some late entries coming up. But for now, in no particular order, my top ten books of 2025!
December 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I'm still reading, and there's a chance of some late entries coming up. But for now, in no particular order, my top ten books of 2025!
There should be a Knives Out movie every two years, and on the off years, there should be original novels covering other cases that have been/will be mentioned in every movie. THOSE could have the "A Benoit Blanc Mystery" banner. @rianjohnson.bsky.social, give me a call, I have tie-in experience.
December 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
There should be a Knives Out movie every two years, and on the off years, there should be original novels covering other cases that have been/will be mentioned in every movie. THOSE could have the "A Benoit Blanc Mystery" banner. @rianjohnson.bsky.social, give me a call, I have tie-in experience.
I hope someone adds a fourth stitch that's just a cut-out of their face nodding and pointing up.
I've been laughing at this all day. All three of these people nailed it. 10/10, no notes.
December 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I hope someone adds a fourth stitch that's just a cut-out of their face nodding and pointing up.
Share a Christmas-themed horror movie GIF or vid! 🖤
"I'll take my cue to go
Stand 'neath the spotlight's glow
And give them one hell of a show"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Et...
"I'll take my cue to go
Stand 'neath the spotlight's glow
And give them one hell of a show"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Et...
December 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Share a Christmas-themed horror movie GIF or vid! 🖤
"I'll take my cue to go
Stand 'neath the spotlight's glow
And give them one hell of a show"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Et...
"I'll take my cue to go
Stand 'neath the spotlight's glow
And give them one hell of a show"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Et...
"Have you heard my English accent?"
"No."
"Didn't you see Mary Poppins?"
"Of course I saw Mary Poppins, but I didn't hear-- oh. OH. Good lord. Uh never mind."
"No."
"Didn't you see Mary Poppins?"
"Of course I saw Mary Poppins, but I didn't hear-- oh. OH. Good lord. Uh never mind."
Dick Van Dyke is 100
‘While I was making Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Cubby Broccoli called me in & asked me if I wanted to be Bond. I said to him ‘Have you heard my English accent?’ & he said ‘Ohhh that’s right - let’s forget it.’
‘While I was making Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Cubby Broccoli called me in & asked me if I wanted to be Bond. I said to him ‘Have you heard my English accent?’ & he said ‘Ohhh that’s right - let’s forget it.’
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
"Have you heard my English accent?"
"No."
"Didn't you see Mary Poppins?"
"Of course I saw Mary Poppins, but I didn't hear-- oh. OH. Good lord. Uh never mind."
"No."
"Didn't you see Mary Poppins?"
"Of course I saw Mary Poppins, but I didn't hear-- oh. OH. Good lord. Uh never mind."
I won't lie and say I'm never influenced by product placement in movies/tv. But I can see, like, a Pepsi or a bag of Doritos without running to the grocery store. That said, I DID just buy a shirt because I saw someone wearing it in a TV show and I thought it looked cool. 😁
December 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I won't lie and say I'm never influenced by product placement in movies/tv. But I can see, like, a Pepsi or a bag of Doritos without running to the grocery store. That said, I DID just buy a shirt because I saw someone wearing it in a TV show and I thought it looked cool. 😁
Time for round 2 of #WakeUpDeadMan! Normally I'd scold a movie for getting Jeffrey Wright and using him so little, but I think he did well with the character he was given.
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Time for round 2 of #WakeUpDeadMan! Normally I'd scold a movie for getting Jeffrey Wright and using him so little, but I think he did well with the character he was given.
A friend sent me an email praising a story I wrote. I didn't know what she was talking about and asked if she had the right person. She sent me a link to a story I have ZERO memory of writing. I checked my old defunct Yahoo account and found feedback for it... from 2004. 🫨
December 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A friend sent me an email praising a story I wrote. I didn't know what she was talking about and asked if she had the right person. She sent me a link to a story I have ZERO memory of writing. I checked my old defunct Yahoo account and found feedback for it... from 2004. 🫨
I'm watching the Garfield show on Netflix. Worst adaptation I've ever seen. I'm on the second episode and the man hasn't even MENTIONED lasagna. No idea how this got greenlit.
Matthew Macfadyen is pretty good as Odie, though.
Matthew Macfadyen is pretty good as Odie, though.
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm watching the Garfield show on Netflix. Worst adaptation I've ever seen. I'm on the second episode and the man hasn't even MENTIONED lasagna. No idea how this got greenlit.
Matthew Macfadyen is pretty good as Odie, though.
Matthew Macfadyen is pretty good as Odie, though.
Whatever feelings may linger for how the Stargate novels thing ended, I'll be forever grateful to them for letting me take one line ("A grumpy first officer who doesn't like men") about a character in one episode and write her as explicitly queer. They let me give her a girlfriend and everything!
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Whatever feelings may linger for how the Stargate novels thing ended, I'll be forever grateful to them for letting me take one line ("A grumpy first officer who doesn't like men") about a character in one episode and write her as explicitly queer. They let me give her a girlfriend and everything!
That moment in Person of Interest where the Machine is being attacked and Welcome to the Machine starts playing. ::chef's kiss:: Perfection.
"We've got one and a half clips, a Metro card, and God's either dead or running on double-As."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f97s...
"We've got one and a half clips, a Metro card, and God's either dead or running on double-As."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f97s...
Person Of Interest - Season 4 Finale Ending
YouTube video by Novus Destiny
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
That moment in Person of Interest where the Machine is being attacked and Welcome to the Machine starts playing. ::chef's kiss:: Perfection.
"We've got one and a half clips, a Metro card, and God's either dead or running on double-As."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f97s...
"We've got one and a half clips, a Metro card, and God's either dead or running on double-As."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=f97s...
Reposted by Geonn Cannon
Reviews kick ass, thank you review people
"I can't afford to support my favorite author right now, I—"
Reviews.
Reviews are free AND they are a gift to authors that can keep on giving (i.e., exposure, marketing, algo boosts, etc.)
Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!
Reviews.
Reviews are free AND they are a gift to authors that can keep on giving (i.e., exposure, marketing, algo boosts, etc.)
Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Reviews kick ass, thank you review people
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
Can't get enough of this song.
"Borders soft with refugees
Streets swimming with amputees
It's a Bible or a bullet they put over your heart
It's getting harder and harder to tell them apart"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtPg...
"Borders soft with refugees
Streets swimming with amputees
It's a Bible or a bullet they put over your heart
It's getting harder and harder to tell them apart"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtPg...
Thin Blue Flame
YouTube video by Josh Ritter - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Can't get enough of this song.
"Borders soft with refugees
Streets swimming with amputees
It's a Bible or a bullet they put over your heart
It's getting harder and harder to tell them apart"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtPg...
"Borders soft with refugees
Streets swimming with amputees
It's a Bible or a bullet they put over your heart
It's getting harder and harder to tell them apart"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtPg...
"I cannot imagine..."
Isn't the whole thing with AI that these idiots can't imagine ANYTHING...?
Isn't the whole thing with AI that these idiots can't imagine ANYTHING...?
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"I cannot imagine..."
Isn't the whole thing with AI that these idiots can't imagine ANYTHING...?
Isn't the whole thing with AI that these idiots can't imagine ANYTHING...?
I like when you're trying to decide on an online purchase, so you keep it in the site's shopping cart for a while, and one day out of the blue the store sends you an email like "will 20% off help you decide?" Yes, yes it would. Thank you, store.
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I like when you're trying to decide on an online purchase, so you keep it in the site's shopping cart for a while, and one day out of the blue the store sends you an email like "will 20% off help you decide?" Yes, yes it would. Thank you, store.
You guys are never gonna believe this.
She did *not* get me a paperwhite, because I already HAD a paperwhite (my last two Kindles were). She got me a COLORSOFT, which I don't think I've even heard of. But it's in color! Oooo!
She did *not* get me a paperwhite, because I already HAD a paperwhite (my last two Kindles were). She got me a COLORSOFT, which I don't think I've even heard of. But it's in color! Oooo!
December 8, 2025 at 11:36 PM
You guys are never gonna believe this.
She did *not* get me a paperwhite, because I already HAD a paperwhite (my last two Kindles were). She got me a COLORSOFT, which I don't think I've even heard of. But it's in color! Oooo!
She did *not* get me a paperwhite, because I already HAD a paperwhite (my last two Kindles were). She got me a COLORSOFT, which I don't think I've even heard of. But it's in color! Oooo!
The one with the olive eyes always freaked me the hell out.
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The one with the olive eyes always freaked me the hell out.