Whenever I hear a product is "the only one on the planet that has X", you gotta wonder why the competition is just like "Nah we'll let you keep that for yourself."

I left the one in my friend's apartment in 2023... maybe I started the trend! 😄

No help for you, but: My hotel in LA gave me a tiny rubber duckie. I kept it in my pocket the whole time I was with the person I was visiting waiting for an opportunity. At one point I was alone in their apartment so I hid it at their workstation to make their Monday brighter.

(weary) I can't keep buying these cars, man, I don't care what the APR is. My family is starving.

I can just see Sir Pat's face going from the calm assurance of comfort to confusion, then abject horror. A TV show would never let a silent moment linger long enough to let it truly come to life, but that's why books are magical.

"Weird dude with good takes" = Ethan Hawke's middle name.

"I got a million dollar bill and I can't change it
And they won't let me leave until my tab is paid"

I love the energy of "I'm sincere, this is serious" and then immediately reading the room. "Oh you wanna PLAY? We can play."

It's weird that Fallon seems to have become the go-to for humanizing the most awful people when he's incapable of coming off as an authentic human being himself.

Too late.

And an anxious man in unfortunately tiny shorts. Maybe just skip the episode with Alex's mucky shoes...

I expected to love Jason, of course. I didn't expect to also fall for Stevie, or Fatiha. Or to adore Mathew. Or appreciate Rosie so much. What a great series. Javie Martzoukas for life!

I would also like to gracefully resign when people found out I have absolutely no qualifications for my job and am also very bad at doing it.

A forested mountainside above Seattle in the Pacific Northwest with a view of the Pacific Ocean.

I didn't hear the furry detail but yeah, I thought that dude was toast ages ago. Are they still scraping that low in the barrel?

You can try, but I heard this fine gentleman is making a very, ehhhhh, persuasive offer, doc.