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mustardwater connoisseur
coffee person ☕️
photographer 📷 ~all photos my own~
gamelan bali
sci-fi nerd
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December 18, 2025 at 1:47 PM
this is why vaporwave is, contrary to popular opinion, not dead yet.
The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
tata, little danny bongino
a cartoon character looking at a cell phone with a red heart on the screen
Alt: stimpy looking at a cell phone in the dark
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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I love that Ethiopian barely roasted shit.... No milk or sugar. Could almost snort that shit.
December 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
evergreen post
We can all hope.
December 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Some gnarly black and white shots in the can thanks to the Kodak #H35 and Shanghai GP3 pushed two stops:

#halfframe #shanghaigp3 #photography #filmphotography #oakland #blackandwhite
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 AM
pronouncing infantile like zinfandel
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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'Everything destroyed' as Indonesia's Aceh grapples with disease after floods reut.rs/4oAus1X
'Everything destroyed' as Indonesia's Aceh grapples with disease after floods
Hit by deadly floods, Indonesians in the region around Aceh Tamiang are grappling with worsening diseases and a lack of medical care as workers struggled to help dozens of residents at the lone hospital in the area.
reut.rs
December 7, 2025 at 9:25 AM
But you’ve got to admit, it’s got a Ringo to it
its the most English nickname ever- he was called Ringo Starr because...wait for it.... he wore lots of rings and wanted ro be a star

No, things have never been OK on that island
We just accept it because it’s always been this way but ‘Ringo Starr’ is a bonkers thing to call yourself when the other guys are John, Paul, and George. It’s like having a band where everyone else uses their real name and then the drummer goes yes please call me Crackers Creamsworth
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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vietnam was really cooking when they added condensed milk to coffee
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Sunset/Moonrise over #Oakland

#photography 📷
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
it strikes me that the opposite of fluent is affluent
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Folks jumping on the “my coffee got more expensive and i bet it will stay that way because greedy companies” train might consider that it’s already an underpriced product subject to a changing climate and geopolitical shenanigans.

Maybe it should have been more expensive all along.

#coffeesky
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
November 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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I think of his whenever I want coffee at 11pm
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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coffee at 2pm won't affect your sleep adversely if you are pure of heart and spirit
November 12, 2025 at 7:56 PM
what i’m getting from these emails (besides the utter depravity) is that even charitably speaking, these people are barely literate.
November 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
It’s because he always has a witty repost
oh no am i the repost man
November 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
That’s right
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy #Caturday from Garbanzo
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Putting Miles Davis on my headphones in Riyadh so I can experience someone who knows how to properly use a horn
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It truly is a labor of love getting film through airports these days.
October 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
the real irish coffee #coffeesky
A nice haul of Spotted Cowrie (Trivia monacha) and Arctic Cowrie (Trivia arctica) shells.
County Clare, Ireland.
October 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We, as an industry, need a biopic of George Howell who will of course be played by Bob Odenkirk. #coffeesky
October 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM