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evan.
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mustardwater connoisseur
coffee person ☕️
photographer 📷 ~all photos my own~
gamelan bali
sci-fi nerd
Tekken 3
Marvel vs Capcom
Street Fighter II
Virtual On
December 19, 2025 at 6:16 AM
What’s next, “how i’ve longed for your touch Roblox”?!
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
idbuythatforadollar.gif
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
yo he also described ketchup as a vegetable before becoming one himself, so there’s that
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
yo he also described ketchup as a vegetable before becoming one himself
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
foodly
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Reposted by evan.
I love that Ethiopian barely roasted shit.... No milk or sugar. Could almost snort that shit.
December 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
i feel like i’m okay being juiceless because i’ve got corn, which is juice adjacent, or so i’ve been told. at least until you get to the cob.
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
“okay, let’s get you to bed, instagrandma” etc.
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Unfortunately some inaccuracies, but I’ll keep it to one in particular: most coffee exported from Indonesia pre-WWII was washed or natural. Wet hull didn’t catch on properly until the 1970s, and is more of an economic than climatic innovation.
December 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
not fancy, but delicious! frying the cornbread a little in butter didn’t hurt..
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 AM
i’ve noticed a phenomenon here in the states where various Thai businesses will be named “@whatever” or “at-whatever” - interesting how the place signifier gets used in a different language
December 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
literally this evening:
December 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
They’ve got George Howell over there, and Equal Exchange, too. No need for an interloper from the PNW!
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Of course it won’t fly. In Europe they have decent public transportation, so I’d say they’re potty trained.
December 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
absolute banger
December 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
when life gives you hades…
December 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
way to diminish their contribution to society
December 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
do i look like i know what a jpeg is?
December 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
actchuallly i think that’s called a single oregon??
December 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM