Fumslice
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There is no value in a latte.
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Mother: so you run a school?
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
February 15, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Mother: so you run a school?
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Charles Xavier: a school for gifted youngsters, like Timothy
Mother: but it’s a real school right?
Xavier: oh my yes
Mother: so he won’t be trained to kill
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
Mother: but he won’t actually have to do it
Xavier: oh no he certainly will
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Listen carefully. What your wife is really saying is that she’s sad you didn’t get her the matching Swarovski Crystal Fiona
February 14, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Listen carefully. What your wife is really saying is that she’s sad you didn’t get her the matching Swarovski Crystal Fiona
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it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now
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Everyone working in development economics should read this chapter.
They provide evidence that what works in development is less about finding universally good levers and more about designing interventions compatible with locally embedded social structures.
www.nber.org/papers/w3481...
They provide evidence that what works in development is less about finding universally good levers and more about designing interventions compatible with locally embedded social structures.
www.nber.org/papers/w3481...
February 10, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Everyone working in development economics should read this chapter.
They provide evidence that what works in development is less about finding universally good levers and more about designing interventions compatible with locally embedded social structures.
www.nber.org/papers/w3481...
They provide evidence that what works in development is less about finding universally good levers and more about designing interventions compatible with locally embedded social structures.
www.nber.org/papers/w3481...
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Mercury, Messenger of the Gods, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 18th c, 📸 by @PhilEllsworth1
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Mercury, Messenger of the Gods, by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo, 18th c, 📸 by @PhilEllsworth1
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Let's all agree to not discuss or even acknowledge the Dunkin Donuts commercial in the hopes that it never happens again
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Let's all agree to not discuss or even acknowledge the Dunkin Donuts commercial in the hopes that it never happens again
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Every Winter Olympics I think of Surya Bonaly. I hope she is thriving.
February 8, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Every Winter Olympics I think of Surya Bonaly. I hope she is thriving.
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less discourse more S’mores
February 7, 2026 at 7:06 PM
less discourse more S’mores
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cause & effect
Cause & Effect: Short Film
YouTube video by Demi Adejuyigbe
youtu.be
February 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
cause & effect
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Inside you there is an empanada bar.
February 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Inside you there is an empanada bar.
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Celebrating the power, progress, and possibility of girls and women in sports today and always 🧡
Happy National Girls and Women in Sports Day!
#NGWSD
Happy National Girls and Women in Sports Day!
#NGWSD
February 4, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Celebrating the power, progress, and possibility of girls and women in sports today and always 🧡
Happy National Girls and Women in Sports Day!
#NGWSD
Happy National Girls and Women in Sports Day!
#NGWSD
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This piece is at the top spot of the movies section 👀
February 3, 2026 at 10:23 PM
This piece is at the top spot of the movies section 👀
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My mother was such a shark at UNO that my kids would cry. “Learning how to lose is an important life lesson,” she’d say over their wailing.
January 30, 2026 at 5:48 PM
My mother was such a shark at UNO that my kids would cry. “Learning how to lose is an important life lesson,” she’d say over their wailing.
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I can fully see Bill Belichick decline Hall of Fame induction in the future.
January 27, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I can fully see Bill Belichick decline Hall of Fame induction in the future.
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Donate to the DC Abortion Fund
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January 26, 2026 at 9:33 PM
EMERGENCY FUNDING REQUEST: We have a $15,500 funding gap and roughly 24 hours to fill it. Our caller has an appointment scheduled for Wednesday, giving us until EOD Tuesday to close the gap.
Help us close the gap, here: secure.everyaction.com/aJJmFWffI0qB...
Help us close the gap, here: secure.everyaction.com/aJJmFWffI0qB...
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we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
January 25, 2026 at 11:09 PM
we need to go back to athletes not trying to be fashionable
I am thrilled ❄️
January 25, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I am thrilled ❄️
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i love watching the snow plow going past my apartment. yaaaaay watch my taxes go to work wheeeee
January 25, 2026 at 4:46 PM
i love watching the snow plow going past my apartment. yaaaaay watch my taxes go to work wheeeee
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You will need this today.
to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app
select the icon in the top left corner
go to settings
go to content and media
make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off
select the icon in the top left corner
go to settings
go to content and media
make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off
January 24, 2026 at 3:48 PM
You will need this today.
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Bus Thread is a load-bearing pillar of the site now, I’m sorry
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Bus Thread is a load-bearing pillar of the site now, I’m sorry
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT BRING COCAINE TO THE MATERNITY WARD?!?
January 20, 2026 at 1:56 AM
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT BRING COCAINE TO THE MATERNITY WARD?!?
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An English fifth division football team tweeted about a player called Charlie Kirk getting booked in their match on Saturday.
It got more likes than you say your post did across three platforms.
Do you think it could just be that bot heavy sites tend to get engagement on keywords?
It got more likes than you say your post did across three platforms.
Do you think it could just be that bot heavy sites tend to get engagement on keywords?
![Tweet from Hartlepool United FC @Official_HUFC
11' Charlie Kirk is shown a yellow 🟨
[0-0] #HUFC
11.1M views
2.8K comments
21K retweets
240K likes
14K saves](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jl7coakgso3hbbrlqatym3cj/bafkreidi36olfjgrrg4qg7xopw3mhamcgfb5unwlvry2n5p6vz75tjwcd4@jpeg)
January 20, 2026 at 12:14 AM
An English fifth division football team tweeted about a player called Charlie Kirk getting booked in their match on Saturday.
It got more likes than you say your post did across three platforms.
Do you think it could just be that bot heavy sites tend to get engagement on keywords?
It got more likes than you say your post did across three platforms.
Do you think it could just be that bot heavy sites tend to get engagement on keywords?
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sorry but “Drake Maye” should either be the main character of a series of airport novels or someone with an eyepatch on a soap opera
January 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
sorry but “Drake Maye” should either be the main character of a series of airport novels or someone with an eyepatch on a soap opera
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Election season is nigh. We want to know: what do YOU want out of local election coverage? Fill out this very short survey and help us ensure that our reporting is meeting the needs of our readers. We work for you! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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We're looking ahead towards the 2026 local elections, including the June 16 primary and the November 3 general (here's where you can find all of our reporting so far). As we plan our coverage, we…
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January 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Election season is nigh. We want to know: what do YOU want out of local election coverage? Fill out this very short survey and help us ensure that our reporting is meeting the needs of our readers. We work for you! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"
January 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"