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Madame DeFarge

@madamedefargeknits.bsky.social

420 followers 1.4K following 2.6K posts

Wife, mother, daughter, sister, cousin, aunt, friend. Font of useless information. Delighter in the absurd. Knitter for charity.

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 3h

My husband and my sons run fevers and are lethargic after their Covid shots, but my mother and I feel nothing. I wonder why.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 4h

With the sound off, he looks like Dan Aykroyd selling Bag O’ Glass on SNL.

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Consumer Probe: Irwin Mainway - SNL

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 14h

Well done.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 16h

I also saw The Naked Jungle when I was a kid! Scared the daylights out of me. No army ants in Pennsylvania, though.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 23h

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a group of people with the words 1-877-kars 4 kids on the bottom

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 23h

How many Grittys were there?

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, gee. I wonder why.

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Dissociation Waffle @bromonaquimby.bsky.social · 1d

No Kings
Yaaas Kweens

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Clara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 1d

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SchoolHouse Rock - No More Kings

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

The Ciattarelli ads are cheap shots but effective—and everywhere.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Argh! Don’t curse it! I live in NJ!

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Only 13 univs have rec’d the compact so far: Brown,
Dartmouth, MIT,
U of AZ, Penn, USC, UT Austin, UVA,
Vanderbilt, ASU,
Univ of Kansas &
Washington U in St. Louis.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

I had the same thought.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

It’s one thing to do renovations, but in this case, you’ll have to run things by a historical committee as well. That’s usually a nightmare.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

a woman is sitting in front of a wooden railing and says no it is a trick question .

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

It’s not.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

That’s Enrico Palazzo!

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

I’m looking forward to hearing that phrase in a kid’s rap song.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

Poor men wanna be rich,
Rich men wanna be king,
And a king ain’t satisfied til he rules everything.

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

A divorced adulterer started all this baloney in the first place.

a man with a beard is wearing a black hat with gold buttons

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

I will read your Warhammer posts with maternal warmth.

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 1d

How can anyone call this an “optical illusion”? It’s clear as day!

Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 2d

Happy “Forgive an Ex Day” to those who celebrate*

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Madame DeFarge @madamedefargeknits.bsky.social · 2d

Read your profile. My son is also super into Warhammer. I will follow you!

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