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Neglected numbers station perpetually blaring The Lincolnshire Poacher. He/him/it.
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The best festival I ever went to? Clundergoomph 2009 in Lost Cabin, WY. I saw Beach Deer, Bear House, Bear Beach, Deerbear, Housebeach Deer, deers., BearbearBEAR, House the House, A Deer & A Bear, Beach Vs. Bear, reedeer, HOVSE, BdEeAeCrH, bchbrhs, and MGMT
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We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
High school band in the parade playing Spice Up Your Life by the Spice Girls. Profoundly unsettled by the kids’ obsession with Y2K. Aside from right now, it was maybe the most culturally rancid time to live through.
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade kicking off with the lovely Blackwater Dancers. These gals can really move! And they’re all certified snipers with at least 10 confirmed kills apiece.
November 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I think the thing that I’m most thankful for is that, every so often, something only kind of bad will happen instead of something really, really bad.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Fun Norse mythology fact: It's called the "Bifrost" because it goes both ways
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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@rweingarten.bsky.social and @aft.org, you must cancel your partnership with OpenAI now. This company cannot be allowed anywhere near children.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Give me more literary annotations of goofy internet bullshit genius.com/Neil-ciciere...
Neil Cicierega – Wow Wow
Neil takes the vocals from Will Smith’s 1999 hit “Wild Wild West” and edits them (heavily) to create a more nonsensical take on life in the West. This is similar to his corruption
genius.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Israel uses Judaism to justify its atrocities the same way America uses Christianity to justify its atrocities. Israel uses accusations of antisemitism to deflect criticism the same way America uses accusations of attacking "our Christian way of life" to deflect criticism. It's all the same.
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I Know Why the Caged Bell Tolls
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Private Equity is basically The Nothing.
"Splash Damage places entire studio into consultation ahead of redundancies - All staff members affected, after UK studio stalwart was purchased by private equity in September" www.gamesindustry.biz/splash-damag...
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Tomorrow is a special occasion for Americans: Beat Ya Dick Day. If you have a dick, it's time to go to town on it: hitting, slapping, pinching, kicking — no holds barred. Try whapping it with a spatula, or snapping it with rubber bands; it's your dick, it's your day 🇺🇸
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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give it up for Henry yall
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Photos from St. Paul today captured by MPR photojournalist Kerem Yücel. He filed them even after being hospitalized after being injured by a less lethal munition.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The great thing about Houston is the staggering diversity of our fascists. Black hoteps packing churches, Tejano gusanos working for ICE, Asians driving Cybertrucks, queer skinheads sucking each other off on the metro rail, we got 'em all, baby!
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Here's a fun game: what happened to the Gävle Goat the year you were born? Me (1979): Burned prior to assembly, then smashed.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%A4...
Gävle goat - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
One aspect of my cishet privilege that I need to acknowledge is the fact that I am by default excluded from the constant, ever-evolving daily discourse on Gender and Sexuality that honestly look like an exhausting, hallucinatory nightmare.
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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realizing they literally have too much money so they might as well just light piles of cash on fire
NEW: ICE has torn up its $180M cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program and is now guaranteeing private surveillance firms at least $7.5M each, with potential payouts reaching $281M per vendor. The change signals a shift from “pilot” to full-scale outsourcing of street-level investigative work.
ICE Offers Up to $280 Million to Immigrant-Tracking ‘Bounty Hunter’ Firms
Immigration and Customs Enforcement lifted a $180 million cap on a proposed immigrant-tracking program while guaranteeing multimillion-dollar payouts for private surveillance firms.
www.wired.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Fixed!
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This thread must be exactly what it's like.
Think about elon's latest embarrassment this week and what it really says his life is like.

Imagine what his non-Epstein parties are like. Him and a bunch of nervous employees who were told attendance is mandatory.

It's 3am. He's ganked to the gills, they are trying to keep up with energy drinks
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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I really like how all the financial advice lately is simultaneously "you're about to be broke as hell so maybe you should make your holiday gifts" and "you stupid assholes are ruining the economy by not buying things you don't need"
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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genuinely ASTOUNDING how badly the Dems played this, like world record unbeatable losing streak type beat, we will never see this level of choking again in our lifetimes, real hard work and dedication to step on this many rakes in a row, tirelessly fail-grinding, you WISH you could flop like this!!!
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Any one of these massive AAA videogame companies could file suit against the 6-piece Chicken McNobody ringleaders harassing their employees, and that they don't is a choice. I said before of goobergate that the industry enjoys having a bunch of unpaid Pinkertons around too much to ever give it up.
Two months after firing over Charlie Kirk comments, Ghost of Yotei dev blames harassment campaign, not 'bad joke'
aftermath.site/sucker-punch-c...
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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An ICE agent was caught removing a sign marking an ICE kidnapping in DC last week! Do we think he did it out of anger, embarrassment, or most appropriately shame? If you think what you’re doing is right, why are you trying to hide the evidence? 👀
November 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM