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DK, Carb Cat Herder
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Bad at writing profiles. Cat dad to Gnocchi and (Potato) Latke (they are in my profile picture, behind and under a couch, no way to add alt text)
He/him.
There are worse humus flavors than chocolate.

Presenting "earthworm humus".
December 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Once upon a time there was a service that would automate dealing with some paperwork (traffic fines I think) via computer automation. That was shut down quick.

Oh but now AI? Sure now it's in.
December 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Thinking of this job applicant who got betrayed by the spell checker and on his CV listed his profession/degree as Macaronic Engineer (instead of Mechatronics Engineer).
December 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
IRL prompt to talk in therapy:

What is Louis (from Franco De Vita's eponymous song) up to now? Is that a good outcome? Is he happy or not? Why? What other opinions other people might have? Why spend so much time thinking about a fictional character's dreams?
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The racoon came to visit the yard again last night.
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
But in this case many hands come together to get cursed.

It's a handmalgam .
As per usual, the hands are cursed, Eldritch things
December 4, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Reposted by DK, Carb Cat Herder
the Hanukah* regex is here.

^(?:(?:ח|(?:[HJX]|Ch|Kh)[aáo])(?:נו?|n{1,2}[aeiou])(?:כה|(?:[cq]|k{1,2})[aáe]h?|que)|Honk!)(?: \(the Jewish thing\))?$

regexper.com#%5E%28%3F%3A...
December 10, 2024 at 9:59 PM
Joining late the fist names joke trend:

One of my fists is "shel Shabbat" and the other "shel Hanukkah".
The joke is that many Jews accidentally say "shel shabbat" on the first night or two of Hannukah while blessing the candles instead of "shel Hannukah" due to muscle memory. And then on the first Shabbat after Hannukah, they make the opposite mistake because of new muscle memory.
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"My cat is unpillable!"

No sigh I just don't know how to explain to him that it's good for him.
December 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Reposted by DK, Carb Cat Herder
I have a new verse for the latke song

Take a cat and pat pat pat
Hug her till she’s flat flat flat
Don’t fry her in a pan with fat fat fat
Hanukkah kitties don’t like that
Hanukkah kitties Don’t Like That

Best sung to a cat while petting them.
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Tiny Kitten Update: Today the weather is cold enough to trigger a warm-on-the-couch peace treaty between Latke and Gnocchi.
November 30, 2025 at 5:09 AM
One more pickle judaica
November 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Reposted by DK, Carb Cat Herder
If you’re interviewing people around holiday season who will be joining your company, here’s a reminder to not ask candidates to answer Christmas-themed questions or solve xmas-themed problems.

(This thread is from December 15, 2019; copied from twitter. Added numbering and small fixes)

1/9
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
One of my pet peeves would be solved by a Venn diagram but instead of 2 circles we have 1 shaped like Latin America, and another shaped like North America.

The intersection is shaped like Mexico.

(The peeve is that a lot of times Mexico is excluded from "North America", obviously 😉 )
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Weird that a lot of the TV I watch is as background (so I mostly hear it rather than see+watch), yet I cannot listen to podcasts/audiobooks in the same kind of situations.
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If that tong is not the one god made right before the 1st Shabbat then I'm not interested.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
“You see, that person is weird about Jews. That is wrong. I propose this other, more correct way to be weird about Jews.”

- too many gentiles, unfortunately
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
If you’re interviewing people around holiday season who will be joining your company, here’s a reminder to not ask candidates to answer Christmas-themed questions or solve xmas-themed problems.

(This thread is from December 15, 2019; copied from twitter. Added numbering and small fixes)

1/9
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Sharing this pic of these 2 bunnies because I don't often get to perceive bunnies in person; and these 2 are very muppet-y.

( @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social thinking of you )
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
What is love?

(me to my dad's fish that I'm fish-sitting)

🎶🎵

Cleaning your filter
Your filter, once more

🎶🎵🎶

(to the tune of Haddaway's What Is Love)
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
An example of bad localization assumptions: if the user has selected a Latin-American country as their content region, they must want to use Spanish as their UI language, even though the system setting is English.

This gets us shit like "leaving lunes".
November 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
1) eating asparagus makes pee stink

2) pee is filtered blood

conclusion: eating asparagus makes blood stink too
November 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Social media Yiddish curse:

May you lose all your followers except one: you're most annoying reply-guy
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Hold up, is this why Shaq has been making all that AI slop about Marilyn Monroe ?
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
@postingtreyf.bsky.social we need a shitposter with graphic design as their passion to make a version of the "when you're mean this is who you're mean to" but about Pharisees and how it just means Jews.
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM