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FollyDodger
@follydodger.bsky.social
· Feb 14
Opening Bluesky. Singing..
"Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I..."
Reads latest madness from America
"...see"
"Blue skies
Smiling at me
Nothing but blue skies
Do I..."
Reads latest madness from America
"...see"
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Campaign for the government to build a state owned music venue in every city which plays a variety of big and up and coming acts throughout the week. Priority tickets given to residents in surrounding boroughs bought via council website. No reselling allowed. I haven't though but do it anyway.
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Campaign for the government to build a state owned music venue in every city which plays a variety of big and up and coming acts throughout the week. Priority tickets given to residents in surrounding boroughs bought via council website. No reselling allowed. I haven't though but do it anyway.
I just cried from laughter reading this on the bus.
I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I just cried from laughter reading this on the bus.
I saw a tree with blossom on it just now. Somebody do something!
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I saw a tree with blossom on it just now. Somebody do something!
I love how in these pictures of tombs, untouched for thousands of years, look like the beautifully crafted artefacts were chucked in by the baggage handlers at Stansted.
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I love how in these pictures of tombs, untouched for thousands of years, look like the beautifully crafted artefacts were chucked in by the baggage handlers at Stansted.
I shout in video meetings because the people are far away. I'm never going to get better at it.
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I shout in video meetings because the people are far away. I'm never going to get better at it.
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A dog’s paw print on a Roman clay tile 🐾 🐕 😍
About 2,000 years-ago, a dog made its mark for ‘pawsterity’ when it wandered across the wet tile laid out to dry before firing.
From Richborough Roman fort
📷 by me
#TilesonTuesday
#Archaeology
About 2,000 years-ago, a dog made its mark for ‘pawsterity’ when it wandered across the wet tile laid out to dry before firing.
From Richborough Roman fort
📷 by me
#TilesonTuesday
#Archaeology
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
A dog’s paw print on a Roman clay tile 🐾 🐕 😍
About 2,000 years-ago, a dog made its mark for ‘pawsterity’ when it wandered across the wet tile laid out to dry before firing.
From Richborough Roman fort
📷 by me
#TilesonTuesday
#Archaeology
About 2,000 years-ago, a dog made its mark for ‘pawsterity’ when it wandered across the wet tile laid out to dry before firing.
From Richborough Roman fort
📷 by me
#TilesonTuesday
#Archaeology
I did this when I was 12. I never wrote for a national newspaper though.
OMG. The Guardian have confused Kenneth Clark, presenter of the 1969 series 'Civilisation' with Tory ex-MP & former Chancellor Kenneth Clarke in their review of the new BBC series 'Civilisations:Rise & Fall'
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I did this when I was 12. I never wrote for a national newspaper though.
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Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
There's a guy on the tube reading Hegel and underlining bits with a pencil. Just trying to impress the ladies - so obvious!
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
There's a guy on the tube reading Hegel and underlining bits with a pencil. Just trying to impress the ladies - so obvious!
Enjoying Plur1bus so much.
November 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Enjoying Plur1bus so much.
Had a pyjama day with the daughter today. Played Switch, watched telly and a film, made tacos, just did a science experiment. She's happy as a pig in shit but my body is very cross I've not walked further than 6 meters without sitting down again.
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Had a pyjama day with the daughter today. Played Switch, watched telly and a film, made tacos, just did a science experiment. She's happy as a pig in shit but my body is very cross I've not walked further than 6 meters without sitting down again.
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Ah yes, the traditional weight lifting santa.
October 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ah yes, the traditional weight lifting santa.
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
Just had to go on Reddit to understand how Olivia Nuzzi was and what she did. You lot are like cool kids at party.
November 22, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Just had to go on Reddit to understand how Olivia Nuzzi was and what she did. You lot are like cool kids at party.
In other news, banks cause robberies.
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
In other news, banks cause robberies.
It's 6pm and I'm reading erratic replies to good posts made this morning.
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's 6pm and I'm reading erratic replies to good posts made this morning.
My great goodness!
German gymnast Johanna Quaas, who holds the Guinness world record as the oldest competitive gymnast in the world, turned 100 yesterday.
She started gymnastics at the age of 56 and broke the record in 2012, at the age of 86, when she performed a floor and beam routine.
She started gymnastics at the age of 56 and broke the record in 2012, at the age of 86, when she performed a floor and beam routine.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
My great goodness!
Ben Stokes will deserve a statue one day.
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Ben Stokes will deserve a statue one day.
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Ricky Gervais is a warning about what happens to you when you become absolutely certain you figured literally everything out in your 20s.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Ricky Gervais is a warning about what happens to you when you become absolutely certain you figured literally everything out in your 20s.
Some toe rags smacked the train window from outside at the last stop and my ear hurts.
November 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Some toe rags smacked the train window from outside at the last stop and my ear hurts.
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A dead whale that beached in Nantucket
Was too big to move in a bucket
Now TNT fails
When it comes to dead whales
So the only approach was 'Oh, fuck it'
Was too big to move in a bucket
Now TNT fails
When it comes to dead whales
So the only approach was 'Oh, fuck it'
A dead sperm whale has washed up on Nantucket for the first time in decades. It’s too big to move — at least until officials figure out a plan.
Dead Sperm Whale on Nantucket Is Too Big to Move, for Now
A local nonprofit said the 52-ton mammal is “far too big, awkward and heavy to remove.” A town official later said it could be dragged out to sea by Thanksgiving.
nyti.ms
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
A dead whale that beached in Nantucket
Was too big to move in a bucket
Now TNT fails
When it comes to dead whales
So the only approach was 'Oh, fuck it'
Was too big to move in a bucket
Now TNT fails
When it comes to dead whales
So the only approach was 'Oh, fuck it'
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Trump over on Truth Social is spending this morning calling for the arrest, expulsion and "DEATH" by execution of Democratic Congress members
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Trump over on Truth Social is spending this morning calling for the arrest, expulsion and "DEATH" by execution of Democratic Congress members
Just saw a dog sniffing some piss like a sommelier.
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Just saw a dog sniffing some piss like a sommelier.
Wanted to go to Wong Kei last night but the only cash point I could find was out of service. [Insert compelling observation about modern life here].
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Wanted to go to Wong Kei last night but the only cash point I could find was out of service. [Insert compelling observation about modern life here].