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hyt is not al golde that glareth

load-bearing water-bearer
Pinned
for any newcomers to my timeline: welcome, and help yourself to a hand grenade
set up for some Hadrian’s Wall while watching football. if you didn’t know it was Sunday before, you do now
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
oh my god @ballxpit.com is unbelievably good
November 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
it’s Saturday! post a cartoon tv series you love
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965, Ishirô Honda)
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Republicans are allowing swastikas to be hung in their offices, meanwhile establishment Dems will yearn for your demise if you call yourself a socialist or a communist
October 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
how many internet quatloos would you like to bet the resolution does not define “socialism” or defines it incorrectly

in any case we see yet again that no one has class solidarity like the capitalist class and their recipients of “donations”.
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.

Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Krauser Domani sidecar motorcycle (1988)
September 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
it is my duty to let you know that preorders for Order are now available:

www.smallboxgames.com/order
Order | smallboxgames
www.smallboxgames.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Björk, 1993 Topps style, in honor of her birthday today
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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ME: so what do you think of this cluster of big lakes

TONY THE TIGER: *deep breath*
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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missing those summer bbqs
November 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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josh allen
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Another day in the damn Jason Bourne Response Suite. I'm wearing a blue dress shirt and a headset and just absolutely getting reamed out by a veteran character actor re: him "needing eyes" or whatever. No sense of when or if we're ordering lunch. I tried to get a coffee and Joan Allen glared at me.
September 10, 2024 at 4:04 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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AirBnB implies the existence of EarthBnB, WaterBnB, and FireBnB.
November 14, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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it's so funny that elon musk tried to make a child that actually likes him a dozen times and failed each time and then had his employees build him a robot to love him and it only works like half the time and keeps declaring itself mechahitler
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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All I want for Christmas is a set of stylish knee protections looking like lions.
December 5, 2024 at 10:44 AM
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
get this. get it. you should get it.
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18 card dungeon delving game by me + tape cassette soundtrack by Gus BC
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
people will rightly make a big deal of this but it’s important to note it’s just the logical continuation of our stockholmey syndromey bromance with the country that funded blowing up the WTC
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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More than 34 million passengers climbed aboard Amtrak trains during Fiscal Year 2025, the railroad announced on November 18, a new record for “America’s Railroad” and a 5.1 percent increase over the previous year railfan.com/amtrak-break...
Amtrak Breaks Ridership, Revenue Records
More than 34 million passengers climbed aboard Amtrak trains during Fiscal Year 2025, the railroad announced on November 18.
railfan.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:17 PM