Large Elvis
@fatsweatyelvis.bsky.social
dumb guy, eats bread, gets fat, the end
Clanging and banging at the powerlifting gym this morning to “Are You Alright” by Lucinda Williams and “Listen to Your Heart” by Roxette. Whichever Hard Lad had the aux cable must be going through some things.
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Clanging and banging at the powerlifting gym this morning to “Are You Alright” by Lucinda Williams and “Listen to Your Heart” by Roxette. Whichever Hard Lad had the aux cable must be going through some things.
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When the world needed them most, they appeared.
‘Jackass 5’ officially releases in theaters June 26 🍿
(via Variety)
(via Variety)
January 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
When the world needed them most, they appeared.
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NYT opinion page bringing the heat
January 7, 2026 at 2:21 AM
NYT opinion page bringing the heat
Yes. YES. Oh god yes.
What horrible things did we do to our penises last year? defector.com/what-horribl...
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Penises Last Year? | Defector
Getting stuff stuck in your rectum is so 2025. Doing Looney Tunes–style violence to your groin is the new hotness. Below are some very real, very gnarly penis injuries suffered by Americans. All descr...
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January 1, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Yes. YES. Oh god yes.
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Tom Waits talking to a puppet named TB who's a worm dressed like a newsie with tuberculosis. "WeLl if iT iSNt BeTtE mIdLeR" and she's dressed like a sexy 30s fallen woman. They sing White Christmas with a bunch of junkyard dogs roaming around. It writes itself
December 13, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Tom Waits talking to a puppet named TB who's a worm dressed like a newsie with tuberculosis. "WeLl if iT iSNt BeTtE mIdLeR" and she's dressed like a sexy 30s fallen woman. They sing White Christmas with a bunch of junkyard dogs roaming around. It writes itself
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For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
December 13, 2024 at 4:49 PM
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
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Three cheers for the Base King
December 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Three cheers for the Base King
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D. Boon
April 1, 1958 - December 22, 1985
April 1, 1958 - December 22, 1985
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
D. Boon
April 1, 1958 - December 22, 1985
April 1, 1958 - December 22, 1985
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Trans Skaters Share Fear, Anger at New US Figure Skating Policy - by @choreosequence.bsky.social
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Trans Skaters Share Fear, Anger at New US Figure Skating Policy - Anything GOEs
Skaters speak out against the new U.S. Figure Skating policy for women's events.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Trans Skaters Share Fear, Anger at New US Figure Skating Policy - by @choreosequence.bsky.social
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anythinggoe.com/trans-skater...
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His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.
June 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
His name ends in a vowel—maybe Mamdani's Italian, T.
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TONY: <dangling a rumpled Kenny Omega t-shirt from between two fingers in disgust> Zohran Mamdani, Janice?
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
TONY: <dangling a rumpled Kenny Omega t-shirt from between two fingers in disgust> Zohran Mamdani, Janice?
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When you recount this election day:
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
When you recount this election day:
REST IN PISS ASSHOLE! NO ONE LOVES YOU AND YOU WON’T BE MISSED!
Former US VP Dick Cheney dead at 84, Punchbowl News says reut.rs/3Xcrs0o
Former US VP Dick Cheney dead at 84, Punchbowl News says
Former U.S Vice President Dick Cheney has died at 84, Punchbowl News reporter Jake Sherman said in a post on X on Tuesday.
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November 4, 2025 at 11:28 AM
REST IN PISS ASSHOLE! NO ONE LOVES YOU AND YOU WON’T BE MISSED!
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Happy 25th to Stankonia youtu.be/lVehcuJXe6I
Outkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad) (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by OutkastVEVO
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October 31, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Happy 25th to Stankonia youtu.be/lVehcuJXe6I
Some aggressively judgmental and, frankly, quite hard to meet beauty standards above the urinal tonight
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Some aggressively judgmental and, frankly, quite hard to meet beauty standards above the urinal tonight
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I think books are mostly for telling me stories about violence and outlandish fraud, please do your own research
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think books are mostly for telling me stories about violence and outlandish fraud, please do your own research
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going to the video store rocked. the trick was not to want any particular thing, but to wander the aisles until some cheap horror movie's box art grabbed your eye
Someone doesn’t remember how badly going to a video store sucked, and just generally how much worse things were in the 90s-2000s. Oh, it doesn’t work perfectly? Sometimes they just didn’t have the thing you wanted. We live in an era of unprecedented media abundance and it’s has spoiled us rotten.
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
going to the video store rocked. the trick was not to want any particular thing, but to wander the aisles until some cheap horror movie's box art grabbed your eye
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2/ Anyone who pays bail after being arrested for a criminal charge is being taken. People showing up to court are being taken. People with cases about to go to trial are being taken. People who violate their probation are being taken. ICE's respect for state cops and prosecutors remains nonexistent
October 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
2/ Anyone who pays bail after being arrested for a criminal charge is being taken. People showing up to court are being taken. People with cases about to go to trial are being taken. People who violate their probation are being taken. ICE's respect for state cops and prosecutors remains nonexistent
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1/ Good morning from Chelsea District Court, which has jurisdiction over more non-citizens per capita than any other MA court. Just thought you should know that ICE has left the prosecution unable to proceed against dozens of cases scheduled for this morning, including the one I am appearing on
October 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
1/ Good morning from Chelsea District Court, which has jurisdiction over more non-citizens per capita than any other MA court. Just thought you should know that ICE has left the prosecution unable to proceed against dozens of cases scheduled for this morning, including the one I am appearing on
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since this broke containment i'd like to make a plea for my trans community. not just to tolerate our basic right to live without harassment, but also to love us, support our children, appreciate our culture, value our contributions. my siblings are the world to me. please love them as much as i do
September 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
since this broke containment i'd like to make a plea for my trans community. not just to tolerate our basic right to live without harassment, but also to love us, support our children, appreciate our culture, value our contributions. my siblings are the world to me. please love them as much as i do
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no war but culture war, insensitive assholes get the wall
September 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
no war but culture war, insensitive assholes get the wall