No complaints from The Lads though. Were we all mumbling along to Ace of Base’s “All That She Wants” and then a little bit louder to Madonna’s “Into the Groove”? Baby, you know we were

I do not, under any circumstances, gotta hand it to ‘em, but…it’s a more hinged response than the other half of the fanbase who got so red and wet and mad about the wokearama that they logged onto to Elmo’s Racism-O-Matic to (spins wheel) generate CSAM of one of the actors and then post through it

I can’t think of any finer expression of the festive spirit than Bauhaus’s Crowds and I don’t understand why control of the hifi is being taken away from me and I am being firmly asked “can you stop” and “why don’t you go upstairs”

Tramps like us, baby we were born to pay

(Vern from Stand By Me voice) You guys wanna go see what we got stuck up our asses this year?

Post of the year, every year

Currently considering if I could get away with putting on all 11 minutes of Street Hassle before any questions were raised

Tom Waits talking to a puppet named TB who's a worm dressed like a newsie with tuberculosis. "WeLl if iT iSNt BeTtE mIdLeR" and she's dressed like a sexy 30s fallen woman. They sing White Christmas with a bunch of junkyard dogs roaming around. It writes itself

D. Boon
April 1, 1958 - December 22, 1985

TONY: <dangling a rumpled Kenny Omega t-shirt from between two fingers in disgust> Zohran Mamdani, Janice?

#NeverForget

If he had any sense left he would blame the DemonRats for shutting down the government and stopping the funding for Dicko’s heart but he was such an ugly man and he was really very mean to Your President so we didn’t think we should bring him back folks