Zoey (gay)
@fartcaptor.bsky.social
I, homo
Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🦋
Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🦋
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Zoey (gay)
@fartcaptor.bsky.social
· Dec 28
"At best I gleam like a sloppy poo bobbing up and down in a sewer"
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i don't go here but i saw a clip of mr. cloud in a dress and i'm kinda into it
(i'm super anxious for my appointments tomorrow so i'm doodling a bunch and staying up late sorry💦)
(i'm super anxious for my appointments tomorrow so i'm doodling a bunch and staying up late sorry💦)
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i don't go here but i saw a clip of mr. cloud in a dress and i'm kinda into it
(i'm super anxious for my appointments tomorrow so i'm doodling a bunch and staying up late sorry💦)
(i'm super anxious for my appointments tomorrow so i'm doodling a bunch and staying up late sorry💦)
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okay i gotta go call my doctor now like a responsible adult see you all later 🏃💨
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
okay i gotta go call my doctor now like a responsible adult see you all later 🏃💨
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Sweet lord baby Jesus. Buddy, you’re seeing colors and your mouth is full of sutures.
No, you may not play with that you!
And do not huff at me! Go lie down for Pete’s sake!!
No, you may not play with that you!
And do not huff at me! Go lie down for Pete’s sake!!
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Sweet lord baby Jesus. Buddy, you’re seeing colors and your mouth is full of sutures.
No, you may not play with that you!
And do not huff at me! Go lie down for Pete’s sake!!
No, you may not play with that you!
And do not huff at me! Go lie down for Pete’s sake!!
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December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
sometimes you gotta writhe around a bit
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
sometimes you gotta writhe around a bit
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Blocked on venmo, should've seen it coming.
I forgot a client said tribute in the notes
That's a BIG deal!
For future reference clients
Say- coffee- drinks- food or emojis!!!
Banks and pay apps want any excuse to ban sex workers
Protect us by being smart!
Do Not Imply Sex Work in Notes!!!
I forgot a client said tribute in the notes
That's a BIG deal!
For future reference clients
Say- coffee- drinks- food or emojis!!!
Banks and pay apps want any excuse to ban sex workers
Protect us by being smart!
Do Not Imply Sex Work in Notes!!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Blocked on venmo, should've seen it coming.
I forgot a client said tribute in the notes
That's a BIG deal!
For future reference clients
Say- coffee- drinks- food or emojis!!!
Banks and pay apps want any excuse to ban sex workers
Protect us by being smart!
Do Not Imply Sex Work in Notes!!!
I forgot a client said tribute in the notes
That's a BIG deal!
For future reference clients
Say- coffee- drinks- food or emojis!!!
Banks and pay apps want any excuse to ban sex workers
Protect us by being smart!
Do Not Imply Sex Work in Notes!!!
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I know Amazon is not the best choice, but my options are limited, and I need another comforter for winter. It should be the first thing on my wish list which I am going to share here if anyone would like to help me stay warm.
If you'd rather help another way, my payal is paypal.me/rookkilljoy
If you'd rather help another way, my payal is paypal.me/rookkilljoy
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I know Amazon is not the best choice, but my options are limited, and I need another comforter for winter. It should be the first thing on my wish list which I am going to share here if anyone would like to help me stay warm.
If you'd rather help another way, my payal is paypal.me/rookkilljoy
If you'd rather help another way, my payal is paypal.me/rookkilljoy
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My dog, Finn, celebrating the first Wednesday of the month sirens in the woods by Cedar Lake in Minneapolis. It was great to howl with him.
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My dog, Finn, celebrating the first Wednesday of the month sirens in the woods by Cedar Lake in Minneapolis. It was great to howl with him.
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i cherish the english ranma dub so much
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i cherish the english ranma dub so much
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The "it's cold out and i'm damp" wiggles
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The "it's cold out and i'm damp" wiggles
I need my bits to be more jiggly
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I need my bits to be more jiggly
RFK Jr is what happens when you make a Frankenstein monster out of beef jerky and then teach it eugenics
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
RFK Jr is what happens when you make a Frankenstein monster out of beef jerky and then teach it eugenics
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I'm gonna make a sticker sheet of these little fuzzy balls
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'm gonna make a sticker sheet of these little fuzzy balls
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Also, this applies everywhere. International Salvation Army branches are not financially or administratively separate, but frankly even if they said they were we'd be fools to believe them.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Also, this applies everywhere. International Salvation Army branches are not financially or administratively separate, but frankly even if they said they were we'd be fools to believe them.
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help buy isabelle dinner, she's kind and funny and helping her will probably make your enemies angry. do it for spite.
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
help buy isabelle dinner, she's kind and funny and helping her will probably make your enemies angry. do it for spite.
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Glad Star Trek now exists in LEGO form so I can do dumb things such as recreate scenes like this. #iykyk #definitelyfuckedaghost #subrosa
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Glad Star Trek now exists in LEGO form so I can do dumb things such as recreate scenes like this. #iykyk #definitelyfuckedaghost #subrosa
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December 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It remains my birthday, fuckers 😤
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It remains my birthday, fuckers 😤
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Remake #TifaLockheart , but make her #aerithgainsborough 's class
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Remake #TifaLockheart , but make her #aerithgainsborough 's class
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It's important for the plot.
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It's important for the plot.
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Just girly things.
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just girly things.
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I'm out of lara chewsdays now it's tifa tuesday 👊
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I'm out of lara chewsdays now it's tifa tuesday 👊