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Zoey (gay)
@fartcaptor.bsky.social
I, homo

Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together

🏳️‍🌈‍🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋
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"At best I gleam like a sloppy poo bobbing up and down in a sewer"
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i don't go here but i saw a clip of mr. cloud in a dress and i'm kinda into it

(i'm super anxious for my appointments tomorrow so i'm doodling a bunch and staying up late sorry💦)
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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For fucks sake
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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okay i gotta go call my doctor now like a responsible adult see you all later 🏃💨
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
fuzzy critters
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Sweet lord baby Jesus. Buddy, you’re seeing colors and your mouth is full of sutures.

No, you may not play with that you!

And do not huff at me! Go lie down for Pete’s sake!!
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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My review of Marvel Cosmic Invasion

/ #Marvel / #SheHulk / #MyArt /
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
sometimes you gotta writhe around a bit
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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Blocked on venmo, should've seen it coming.
I forgot a client said tribute in the notes
That's a BIG deal!

For future reference clients
Say- coffee- drinks- food or emojis!!!

Banks and pay apps want any excuse to ban sex workers

Protect us by being smart!

Do Not Imply Sex Work in Notes!!!
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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I know Amazon is not the best choice, but my options are limited, and I need another comforter for winter. It should be the first thing on my wish list which I am going to share here if anyone would like to help me stay warm.

If you'd rather help another way, my payal is paypal.me/rookkilljoy
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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My dog, Finn, celebrating the first Wednesday of the month sirens in the woods by Cedar Lake in Minneapolis. It was great to howl with him.
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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i cherish the english ranma dub so much
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The "it's cold out and i'm damp" wiggles
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I need my bits to be more jiggly
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
RFK Jr is what happens when you make a Frankenstein monster out of beef jerky and then teach it eugenics
December 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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🪄
December 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I'm gonna make a sticker sheet of these little fuzzy balls
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Also, this applies everywhere. International Salvation Army branches are not financially or administratively separate, but frankly even if they said they were we'd be fools to believe them.
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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help buy isabelle dinner, she's kind and funny and helping her will probably make your enemies angry. do it for spite.
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Glad Star Trek now exists in LEGO form so I can do dumb things such as recreate scenes like this. #iykyk #definitelyfuckedaghost #subrosa
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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💙💙💙 #korrasami #tlok #lok
December 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It remains my birthday, fuckers 😤
It my birthday
December 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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Remake #TifaLockheart , but make her #aerithgainsborough 's class
December 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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It's important for the plot.
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Just girly things.
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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I'm out of lara chewsdays now it's tifa tuesday 👊
December 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM