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Zoey (gay)
@fartcaptor.bsky.social
I, homo

Trans lesbian millennial in Minnesota who needs to get her shit together

🏳️‍🌈‍🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🦋
I was under the impression Tig's character will be in it so I have to give it a shot
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 AM
whoa
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
rude

apologize to her
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
OH WOW

They're selling it for $400

The ones for women get as cheap as like $80

Finally some payback for the pink tax
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I suppose an electrolysis device would go back to being painful and not something most people are willing to do to their nethers
December 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
So this is just a home laser hair removal device marketed to men like it's some totally new thing then, cuz that's exactly how those work

The laser basically fries the follicles, so if your hair is too light or your skin too dark
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Franchise keeps trying to add characters that aren't other space lesbians, but she keeps hoping 😔
December 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
rookie mistake, tbh
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
She's so cute, I'm proud of her 🥰
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
huzzah
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
that is a hot butch and you can't tell me otherwise
December 4, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Oh my god that's ADORABLE
December 4, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Tho yeah the first time I shaved my legs it was the middle of winter and I was shocked to learn just how much my leg hair had been doing to keep me warm when I'd go outside wearing the same loose jeans I'd wear most of the year 🥶
December 4, 2025 at 4:55 AM
It legitimately gets less miserable once winter gets properly going. That way it's too cold to also be damp, so its actually possible to bundle up enough to feel warm
December 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM