Johnny Guitar
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Butlerian Jihad 2026
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Took the time on my birthday to write more. Much needed!
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Thought “damn I gotta get on the ball so I can write something new”
It’s been two days. Longest time off work I’ve ever felt lol
It’s been two days. Longest time off work I’ve ever felt lol
February 6, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Thought “damn I gotta get on the ball so I can write something new”
It’s been two days. Longest time off work I’ve ever felt lol
It’s been two days. Longest time off work I’ve ever felt lol
I need to see more pictures of this freak
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I need to see more pictures of this freak
Seeing people on Reddit argue about whether or not he should go in is one of the most maddening things I’ve seen on Reddit. Consider the implications.
kuechly HOF extremely well deserved 🫡🫡🫡
February 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Seeing people on Reddit argue about whether or not he should go in is one of the most maddening things I’ve seen on Reddit. Consider the implications.
God bless, they didn’t let Eli in
The 2026 Pro Football Hall of Fame class:
Drew Brees
Roger Craig
Larry Fitzgerald
Luke Kuechly
Adam Vinatieri
Drew Brees
Roger Craig
Larry Fitzgerald
Luke Kuechly
Adam Vinatieri
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
God bless, they didn’t let Eli in
Guess there’s one more honorable thing they could do
“No more weekends off, more work than ever before in 18 years. No more union. No more down time,” the post continues. “This is not what any of us envisioned for our last years of career when we are in our 50's.”
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Inside the ICE Forum Where Agents Complain About Their Jobs
“I'm all for removing illegals, but snatching dudes off lawn mowers in Cali and leaving the truck and equipment just sitting there? Definitely not working smarter,” writes one forum user.
www.wired.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Guess there’s one more honorable thing they could do
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The "it's actually ephebophilia" crowd is really having a moment
This level of apologia (from Megan McArdle in a podcast with Josh Barro and Ross Douthat) is fucking appalling. Idk what else there is to say.
February 5, 2026 at 9:40 PM
The "it's actually ephebophilia" crowd is really having a moment
Can’t wait for the Jason Bean-Shedeur Sanders rivalry to rock the league
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Can’t wait for the Jason Bean-Shedeur Sanders rivalry to rock the league
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big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times
Shout out Bryce and definitely shout out Brody because I know he was feeling this
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Shout out Bryce and definitely shout out Brody because I know he was feeling this
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Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
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oh that’s why she lost
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
oh that’s why she lost
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it must be annoying to be a 90 year old Republican congressman and have to pretend like you know what's going on anymore. you got into politics to pass laws giving out tax breaks for every horse you own but your groyper staffers are like "you need to condemn a new YA novel about bottom surgery"
February 4, 2026 at 8:35 PM
it must be annoying to be a 90 year old Republican congressman and have to pretend like you know what's going on anymore. you got into politics to pass laws giving out tax breaks for every horse you own but your groyper staffers are like "you need to condemn a new YA novel about bottom surgery"
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one year ago if you saw a guy dressed like this walking down your street with a rifle your first instinct would be to kill him
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 2:34 AM
one year ago if you saw a guy dressed like this walking down your street with a rifle your first instinct would be to kill him
We’ve got such a crazy situation in our society where things that are just obviously true are treated with skepticism. For example, this guy should be dealt with very harshly. How is that controversial
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 2:54 AM
We’ve got such a crazy situation in our society where things that are just obviously true are treated with skepticism. For example, this guy should be dealt with very harshly. How is that controversial
Common sense looks like Piazzale Loreto
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Common sense looks like Piazzale Loreto
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A YouTuber with sub-175k followers did a far more extensive dive into the white supremacist right-wing influencer they profiled, his manufactured controversy and falsehoods, and the broader context than the NYT. Come on youtu.be/iZAdiZEIuMM?...
February 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
A YouTuber with sub-175k followers did a far more extensive dive into the white supremacist right-wing influencer they profiled, his manufactured controversy and falsehoods, and the broader context than the NYT. Come on youtu.be/iZAdiZEIuMM?...
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What a time to be alive.
February 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
What a time to be alive.
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Once more so I can pin the new thing.
Finally wrote about the torturers. Feels woefully insufficient, but it's what I've got.
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February 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Once more so I can pin the new thing.
Took the time on my birthday to write more. Much needed!
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February 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Took the time on my birthday to write more. Much needed!
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Surely this is due to his connections to Epstein
From @theathletic.com: Robert Kraft, who owned the New England Patriots for each of their six Super Bowl wins, did not receive enough votes to be enshrined into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
Bill Belichick was not elected into the hall either.
Bill Belichick was not elected into the hall either.
Patriots owner Robert Kraft not selected for 2026 Pro Football Hall of Fame: Source
Kraft was a finalist via the contributor committee. Belichick was a finalist via the coach committee.
nyti.ms
February 3, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Surely this is due to his connections to Epstein
Happy birthday to me
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Happy birthday to me
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
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