EvtheMage
@evthemage.bsky.social
Bi. He/Him. ❤️Harley Brogen 10/30/17❤️ Host/editor/producer for Striktly Worst #MTG. I stream some Tuesdays. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMekbN8dK/
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Good morning Paupergeddon and Eternal Weekend Vintage Champs EU!
Vintage is 9 rounds then top 8 cut.
I won a bye yesterday. 1-0
Vintage is 9 rounds then top 8 cut.
I won a bye yesterday. 1-0
November 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Good morning Paupergeddon and Eternal Weekend Vintage Champs EU!
Vintage is 9 rounds then top 8 cut.
I won a bye yesterday. 1-0
Vintage is 9 rounds then top 8 cut.
I won a bye yesterday. 1-0
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I don’t currently have a patreon (working on that for this 2026) but if you like me and got a lil money lying around, please donate it to smaller magic creators. All of us need it.
Instead of doing a consumerism on "Black" Friday, consider supporting small businesses, dropping a few coins in someone's ko-fi or go fund me, sign up for their patreon instead.
Life is expensive, things are hard. Drop coins to humans, not AI, or big corporations today.
QRP with your links!
Life is expensive, things are hard. Drop coins to humans, not AI, or big corporations today.
QRP with your links!
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I don’t currently have a patreon (working on that for this 2026) but if you like me and got a lil money lying around, please donate it to smaller magic creators. All of us need it.
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My continued plea for someone to have a connection that would get me an interview with Mike Trout for @goblinlore.bsky.social
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
My continued plea for someone to have a connection that would get me an interview with Mike Trout for @goblinlore.bsky.social
My cat was so hungry but she didn’t have 3 mana
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
My cat was so hungry but she didn’t have 3 mana
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GD... This mf spittin!
I generally avoid leering at people in public, but every once in a while I just see an ass so far it reminds me why I'm an ass man.
If it jiggles when they walk, I listen when they talk. The book of assalations. Chapter 6, verse 9
If it jiggles when they walk, I listen when they talk. The book of assalations. Chapter 6, verse 9
a dog wearing a green and orange collar is looking up at a tree
ALT: a dog wearing a green and orange collar is looking up at a tree
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November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
GD... This mf spittin!
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
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Fblthp and some weird dog
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Fblthp and some weird dog
Welp went 1-4 drop but hey I got a cool playmat
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Welp went 1-4 drop but hey I got a cool playmat
Not here for flesh N blood here for MTG but this Angel is pretty cool.
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Not here for flesh N blood here for MTG but this Angel is pretty cool.
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I've always been convinced that video podcasts exist to force creators to be reliant on a closed distribution platform. Podcasts are built on tech (RSS) that nobody can own. Every major tech company has wanted to migrate podcasts to something proprietary, but it never sticks. Video is their answer.
*banging a metal pot with a wooden spoon very loudly*
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
people want to LISTEN to podcasts!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hitting you on the forehead with the spoon*
STOP PIVOTING TO VIDEO
www.westwoodone.com/blog/2025/11...
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I've always been convinced that video podcasts exist to force creators to be reliant on a closed distribution platform. Podcasts are built on tech (RSS) that nobody can own. Every major tech company has wanted to migrate podcasts to something proprietary, but it never sticks. Video is their answer.
There’s gonna be a Mage sighting at pax tomorrow. Gonna be there all day playing the pauper event and the mystery booster sealed!!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
There’s gonna be a Mage sighting at pax tomorrow. Gonna be there all day playing the pauper event and the mystery booster sealed!!!
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Time for a THANKSGIVEAWAY! 🦃
The winner will receive 1 Commander Masters set booster & Star Wars Pod Racer for Gameboy color! Yes, the rumble pack works. 😃
To Enter:
Like: 1 entry 🍗
Repost: 1 entry 🥧
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Comment w/ a Thanksgiving card: 1 entry 🍂
NA only, ends 21Nov25
Good luck! 🥂
The winner will receive 1 Commander Masters set booster & Star Wars Pod Racer for Gameboy color! Yes, the rumble pack works. 😃
To Enter:
Like: 1 entry 🍗
Repost: 1 entry 🥧
Follow: 1 entry 🍁
Comment w/ a Thanksgiving card: 1 entry 🍂
NA only, ends 21Nov25
Good luck! 🥂
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Time for a THANKSGIVEAWAY! 🦃
The winner will receive 1 Commander Masters set booster & Star Wars Pod Racer for Gameboy color! Yes, the rumble pack works. 😃
To Enter:
Like: 1 entry 🍗
Repost: 1 entry 🥧
Follow: 1 entry 🍁
Comment w/ a Thanksgiving card: 1 entry 🍂
NA only, ends 21Nov25
Good luck! 🥂
The winner will receive 1 Commander Masters set booster & Star Wars Pod Racer for Gameboy color! Yes, the rumble pack works. 😃
To Enter:
Like: 1 entry 🍗
Repost: 1 entry 🥧
Follow: 1 entry 🍁
Comment w/ a Thanksgiving card: 1 entry 🍂
NA only, ends 21Nov25
Good luck! 🥂
This is why we work the soul crushing jobs. So I can come home to instant serotonin from this bungus
November 18, 2025 at 6:13 AM
This is why we work the soul crushing jobs. So I can come home to instant serotonin from this bungus
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Going off the deep end today and putting everyone onto braised duck neck and spam musubi
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Going off the deep end today and putting everyone onto braised duck neck and spam musubi
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Pre release is coming up and I forgot about it! If anyone wants to commission a tuxedo alter from me I'm opening a spot to help pay for that event!
Updated Commission Pricelist!
I am a Magic: The Gathering Card Alterist!
I've painted Over 3000 Alters for Clients All over the world!
I paint Primarily using Acrylics, All alters are one of a Kind and Hand painted!
Check Replies for Examples of my work!
I am a Magic: The Gathering Card Alterist!
I've painted Over 3000 Alters for Clients All over the world!
I paint Primarily using Acrylics, All alters are one of a Kind and Hand painted!
Check Replies for Examples of my work!
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Pre release is coming up and I forgot about it! If anyone wants to commission a tuxedo alter from me I'm opening a spot to help pay for that event!
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Won the last RCQ in my area with Vivi's last moments :) any grinders in Chicago?
I can finally tag @fireshoes.bsky.social 😭😭😭😭
I can finally tag @fireshoes.bsky.social 😭😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Won the last RCQ in my area with Vivi's last moments :) any grinders in Chicago?
I can finally tag @fireshoes.bsky.social 😭😭😭😭
I can finally tag @fireshoes.bsky.social 😭😭😭😭
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i’m finally watching Hazbin season 2. pray for my soul and current hyperfixation(s)
November 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
i’m finally watching Hazbin season 2. pray for my soul and current hyperfixation(s)
I can appreciate that it’s at least not trying to tell me to relax
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I can appreciate that it’s at least not trying to tell me to relax
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![A riff on the famous Mike Primavera (@primawesome) tweet about shelter cats and coyotes, with substitutions in brackets
My neighbor told me [Republicans] keep eating his [vulnerable minority groups] so I asked how many [minorities] he has and he said he just [Votes Blue, No Matter Who] and gets a new [minority] afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding [vulnerable minorities] to Republicans and then his daughter started crying.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:z3vj3sznbplg35cnfx4dtvss/bafkreig2ukd3sswlxg2g3py5t23jjs6dzdizqk67wuw7ddrdv6wgrgbjpi@jpeg)
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They're doing the same shit they did to millenials to Gen Z now and we need to use it to unify everyone into turning this country into the proper prosperous place it can be by taxing the fuck out of the people who have destroyed it
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”
archive.ph/2TI8J
archive.ph/2TI8J
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
They're doing the same shit they did to millenials to Gen Z now and we need to use it to unify everyone into turning this country into the proper prosperous place it can be by taxing the fuck out of the people who have destroyed it
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Put in for a raise after doing another person and a half’s job (this is quantifiable, we been short a person and we only have an apprentice) for the last four months.
Didn’t get a yes.
Did get asked to come in early tomorrow.
Didn’t get a yes.
Did get asked to come in early tomorrow.
October 31, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Put in for a raise after doing another person and a half’s job (this is quantifiable, we been short a person and we only have an apprentice) for the last four months.
Didn’t get a yes.
Did get asked to come in early tomorrow.
Didn’t get a yes.
Did get asked to come in early tomorrow.
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Still waiting on my apology for being painted as The Crashout™️ bc my old sous couldn't do his job and now I'm lauded for all I do again bc I don't have some fuck ass clown trying to be me
Put in for a raise after doing another person and a half’s job (this is quantifiable, we been short a person and we only have an apprentice) for the last four months.
Didn’t get a yes.
Did get asked to come in early tomorrow.
Didn’t get a yes.
Did get asked to come in early tomorrow.
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Still waiting on my apology for being painted as The Crashout™️ bc my old sous couldn't do his job and now I'm lauded for all I do again bc I don't have some fuck ass clown trying to be me
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October 30, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Day 82!
I'm not saying WotC is SpongeBob, only that a connection _could_ be made. I, on the other hand, am definitely Patrick Starfish.
@magic.wizards.com
#GoblinKing
I'm not saying WotC is SpongeBob, only that a connection _could_ be made. I, on the other hand, am definitely Patrick Starfish.
@magic.wizards.com
#GoblinKing
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Day 82!
I'm not saying WotC is SpongeBob, only that a connection _could_ be made. I, on the other hand, am definitely Patrick Starfish.
@magic.wizards.com
#GoblinKing
I'm not saying WotC is SpongeBob, only that a connection _could_ be made. I, on the other hand, am definitely Patrick Starfish.
@magic.wizards.com
#GoblinKing
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If you have reached out to me to collaborate anytime in the last 6 months, please do so again.
Via here, email or Discord.
Thank you.
Via here, email or Discord.
Thank you.
October 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you have reached out to me to collaborate anytime in the last 6 months, please do so again.
Via here, email or Discord.
Thank you.
Via here, email or Discord.
Thank you.