SpicyDantheNerd
@spicydanthenerd.bsky.social
Leftist here to post spicy pictures and scream endlessly into the void about political shit
Me helping my Aunt clean out her kitchen.
Her: "Oh I absolutely want to keep that. It's a good big pan. I love a good big pan"
Me, who loves big pansexuals: "Oh I totally get that"
Her: "Oh I absolutely want to keep that. It's a good big pan. I love a good big pan"
Me, who loves big pansexuals: "Oh I totally get that"
a bald man wearing a black turtleneck and a suit is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a bald man wearing a black turtleneck and a suit is smiling and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Me helping my Aunt clean out her kitchen.
Her: "Oh I absolutely want to keep that. It's a good big pan. I love a good big pan"
Me, who loves big pansexuals: "Oh I totally get that"
Her: "Oh I absolutely want to keep that. It's a good big pan. I love a good big pan"
Me, who loves big pansexuals: "Oh I totally get that"
New phone...who dis
November 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
New phone...who dis
I generally avoid leering at people in public, but every once in a while I just see an ass so far it reminds me why I'm an ass man.
If it jiggles when they walk, I listen when they talk. The book of assalations. Chapter 6, verse 9
If it jiggles when they walk, I listen when they talk. The book of assalations. Chapter 6, verse 9
a dog wearing a green and orange collar is looking up at a tree
ALT: a dog wearing a green and orange collar is looking up at a tree
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I generally avoid leering at people in public, but every once in a while I just see an ass so far it reminds me why I'm an ass man.
If it jiggles when they walk, I listen when they talk. The book of assalations. Chapter 6, verse 9
If it jiggles when they walk, I listen when they talk. The book of assalations. Chapter 6, verse 9
Just saying, I have brown hair, a beard, tank top, and jeans....in case anyone's trying to recreate this
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Just saying, I have brown hair, a beard, tank top, and jeans....in case anyone's trying to recreate this
Not quite the kind of fatty I was hoping to roll tonight....but c'est la vie
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Not quite the kind of fatty I was hoping to roll tonight....but c'est la vie
Do you like scary movies?
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Do you like scary movies?