stink ass goblin man
@evilly.bsky.social
gtm (gamer to mom) tran. 23yo. professional hand washer. gayer than you could possible imagine. certified wifeguy.
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@evilly.bsky.social
· Dec 17
i’m geeking
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The new “Don’t Just Do Nothing: 20 Things You Can Do to Counter Fascism—Yes, You! Yes, Now!” zine makes a great gift for your liberal fam, friends, neighbors & coworkers!
Read, print & distro freely!
Full text & PDFs on @igd.bsky.social:
itsgoingdown.org/dont-just-do...
Read, print & distro freely!
Full text & PDFs on @igd.bsky.social:
itsgoingdown.org/dont-just-do...
January 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The new “Don’t Just Do Nothing: 20 Things You Can Do to Counter Fascism—Yes, You! Yes, Now!” zine makes a great gift for your liberal fam, friends, neighbors & coworkers!
Read, print & distro freely!
Full text & PDFs on @igd.bsky.social:
itsgoingdown.org/dont-just-do...
Read, print & distro freely!
Full text & PDFs on @igd.bsky.social:
itsgoingdown.org/dont-just-do...
go follow my amazing sibling @carterhaugh.bsky.social they’re an incredible writer
January 19, 2025 at 7:06 AM
go follow my amazing sibling @carterhaugh.bsky.social they’re an incredible writer
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it's my birthday you can give me the gift of reading my story in @strangehorizons.bsky.social strangehorizons.com/fiction/the-...
The Merry Abortion; or the Song of the Deed of Rue
Foxglove was called Foxglove not because of the flower, but because she could slip into the skin of a fox like a hand into a glove.
strangehorizons.com
January 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
it's my birthday you can give me the gift of reading my story in @strangehorizons.bsky.social strangehorizons.com/fiction/the-...
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skeet and reskeet were sitting on a wall. skeet fell off and who was left
January 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
skeet and reskeet were sitting on a wall. skeet fell off and who was left
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a lot of great film this year, but none have personally affected me to the degree of jane schoenbrun’s i saw the tv glow thank you for the irrevocable psychic damage thank you for reminding us that there is still time 🙏
December 31, 2024 at 3:31 PM
a lot of great film this year, but none have personally affected me to the degree of jane schoenbrun’s i saw the tv glow thank you for the irrevocable psychic damage thank you for reminding us that there is still time 🙏
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Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed
December 31, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Thoguhts Of Life—Ive replaced evero screen in my goon cave w/ a diff. translation of the Epic Of Gilgamesh. My mind has become rather Honed
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I feel like a good bit to do at this exact time would be to go the closest place to you that has a jukebox and put on Paul McCartney’s Wonderful Christmastime and keep doing it until you get stabbed
December 31, 2024 at 6:15 AM
I feel like a good bit to do at this exact time would be to go the closest place to you that has a jukebox and put on Paul McCartney’s Wonderful Christmastime and keep doing it until you get stabbed
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Not sure who's in charge here but I have an idea for viewing posts on this app
December 31, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Not sure who's in charge here but I have an idea for viewing posts on this app
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[listening to jim croce] no way i’m messing around with that fella
December 30, 2024 at 4:35 AM
[listening to jim croce] no way i’m messing around with that fella
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Shares of Cheetos manufacturer Frito-Lay took a beating in early day trading today as Biden's FDA released a last minute revision to the guidelines on dosage in humans considered "dangerously cheesy."
Brand spokesman Chester Cheetah sympathized with shareholders. "It's not easy," he said.
Brand spokesman Chester Cheetah sympathized with shareholders. "It's not easy," he said.
December 30, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Shares of Cheetos manufacturer Frito-Lay took a beating in early day trading today as Biden's FDA released a last minute revision to the guidelines on dosage in humans considered "dangerously cheesy."
Brand spokesman Chester Cheetah sympathized with shareholders. "It's not easy," he said.
Brand spokesman Chester Cheetah sympathized with shareholders. "It's not easy," he said.
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Trending topics are a feature for the masses. For lesser minds who need to know what everyone else is talking about. True geniuses don't care about this. They only log on to post "The Ass is greater than the sum of its Cheeks" and immediately log off
December 29, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Trending topics are a feature for the masses. For lesser minds who need to know what everyone else is talking about. True geniuses don't care about this. They only log on to post "The Ass is greater than the sum of its Cheeks" and immediately log off
scanning your pts lab results with photomath n it diagnoses them with leukemia
December 20, 2024 at 12:45 AM
scanning your pts lab results with photomath n it diagnoses them with leukemia
at what point do they just pitch me a cot in the back of the lab and start charging me rent
December 18, 2024 at 3:12 PM
at what point do they just pitch me a cot in the back of the lab and start charging me rent
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Meatloaf so tender and mild.
December 17, 2024 at 10:34 PM
Meatloaf so tender and mild.
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teaching my beloved son the true meaning of christmas (killing him)
December 17, 2024 at 11:33 PM
teaching my beloved son the true meaning of christmas (killing him)
vape that tastes like wrigley’s spearmint
December 17, 2024 at 6:47 PM
vape that tastes like wrigley’s spearmint
dude did you hear about outside? i hear it’s big and beautiful and full of creatures. and also it loves you. yeah, in spite of it all.
December 17, 2024 at 6:46 PM
dude did you hear about outside? i hear it’s big and beautiful and full of creatures. and also it loves you. yeah, in spite of it all.
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the universe has been expertly crafted and meticulously tweaked over the course of billions of years to be perfectly engineered to make me want to kill myself
December 1, 2024 at 10:01 PM
the universe has been expertly crafted and meticulously tweaked over the course of billions of years to be perfectly engineered to make me want to kill myself
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Paul Blart: Mall Goth
December 17, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Paul Blart: Mall Goth
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me when my girl takes her top off
November 30, 2024 at 2:20 AM
me when my girl takes her top off
i haven’t made any good posts in a while. someone ought to set me on fire about it.
December 17, 2024 at 5:27 PM
i haven’t made any good posts in a while. someone ought to set me on fire about it.
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"Go fuck yourself," I explained
December 17, 2024 at 2:58 AM
"Go fuck yourself," I explained