Andreas Spitzer
@eviljackcarver.de
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30-something. He/him or they/them. Furry/scalie.
If you follow me without interacting first, and your following count is in the 4 digits but your post count is barely 2, I'll likely assume you're a bot and block you.
30-something. He/him or they/them. Furry/scalie.
If you follow me without interacting first, and your following count is in the 4 digits but your post count is barely 2, I'll likely assume you're a bot and block you.
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A very personal piece for Andreas ( @eviljackcarver.de) - under a bright moonlit sky.
#art #furryart #furryart
#art #furryart #furryart
May 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
A very personal piece for Andreas ( @eviljackcarver.de) - under a bright moonlit sky.
#art #furryart #furryart
#art #furryart #furryart
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look at it in full…. ah
gn chat
gn chat
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
look at it in full…. ah
gn chat
gn chat
In the Super Mario 64 level Lethal Lava Land, you can pick up a shell and surf the lava. If you collide with the rolling log behind the wall directly in front of the map spawn, Mario will lose the shell, hit the lava, bounce off the log back into the lava, and die in about half a second.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
In the Super Mario 64 level Lethal Lava Land, you can pick up a shell and surf the lava. If you collide with the rolling log behind the wall directly in front of the map spawn, Mario will lose the shell, hit the lava, bounce off the log back into the lava, and die in about half a second.
Tried and failed to get a career in law enforcement (dodged a bullet THERE!), went into casino security and then had a lateral transfer into slots technical, since it looked interesting.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Tried and failed to get a career in law enforcement (dodged a bullet THERE!), went into casino security and then had a lateral transfer into slots technical, since it looked interesting.
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
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This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
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hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
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Help combat toxic masculinity by making sure the men in your life know that talking about your feelings is not only okay, but is healthy and encouraged. Life isn't a competition. Your masculinity should not be determined by society. Break the cycle.
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Help combat toxic masculinity by making sure the men in your life know that talking about your feelings is not only okay, but is healthy and encouraged. Life isn't a competition. Your masculinity should not be determined by society. Break the cycle.
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Wanted to paint this dog
September 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Wanted to paint this dog
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Rare Thrumbo (paws confirmed)
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Rare Thrumbo (paws confirmed)
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nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
November 22, 2024 at 1:57 PM
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
I need to sit down and get back into writing. Got 3 different stories banging around in my head that I need to get on (metaphorical) paper
November 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I need to sit down and get back into writing. Got 3 different stories banging around in my head that I need to get on (metaphorical) paper
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November 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Comish - Wild, Wild Lights / #DragonArt by me🐉🎨 //
Thanks for looking!
#FurryArt #furryartist #furry #furries #dragonartist #dragon
Thanks for looking!
#FurryArt #furryartist #furry #furries #dragonartist #dragon
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Comish - Wild, Wild Lights / #DragonArt by me🐉🎨 //
Thanks for looking!
#FurryArt #furryartist #furry #furries #dragonartist #dragon
Thanks for looking!
#FurryArt #furryartist #furry #furries #dragonartist #dragon
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Furries, we need to talk about something very important. With Midwest FurFest just a month away, we need to address the elephant in the room
For the past few months, ICE, Border Patrol, & other federal agents have been storming throughout the Chicago area, where MFF is located (1/5)
For the past few months, ICE, Border Patrol, & other federal agents have been storming throughout the Chicago area, where MFF is located (1/5)
new: federal agents have targeted rideshare drivers at o'hare on at least ten separate days since october 10.
in some cases, agents returned to abduct drivers multiple times in a single day, taking as many as ten to 20 people each time.
via @dmbrown-tboy.bsky.social:
in some cases, agents returned to abduct drivers multiple times in a single day, taking as many as ten to 20 people each time.
via @dmbrown-tboy.bsky.social:
‘Like shooting fish in a barrel’ - Chicago Reader
Federal agents have repeatedly terrorize rideshare drivers at O’Hare International Airport.
chicagoreader.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Furries, we need to talk about something very important. With Midwest FurFest just a month away, we need to address the elephant in the room
For the past few months, ICE, Border Patrol, & other federal agents have been storming throughout the Chicago area, where MFF is located (1/5)
For the past few months, ICE, Border Patrol, & other federal agents have been storming throughout the Chicago area, where MFF is located (1/5)
First time in a while we've had a genuinely busy night at work...
God DAMN I missed this.
(We're in the off-season)
God DAMN I missed this.
(We're in the off-season)
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
First time in a while we've had a genuinely busy night at work...
God DAMN I missed this.
(We're in the off-season)
God DAMN I missed this.
(We're in the off-season)
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Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic
November 11, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Gonna start occasionally posting some older comics on here, starting with a classic
I spent ten hours last night trying to get GRUB to recognise my Windows install.
...which started life as Vista, on a motherboard that didn't support UEFI.
I might not be the smartest cookie.
...which started life as Vista, on a motherboard that didn't support UEFI.
I might not be the smartest cookie.
November 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I spent ten hours last night trying to get GRUB to recognise my Windows install.
...which started life as Vista, on a motherboard that didn't support UEFI.
I might not be the smartest cookie.
...which started life as Vista, on a motherboard that didn't support UEFI.
I might not be the smartest cookie.
I had a hard drive going out on me, so I used the charge card and ordered one.
Two came in today.
I'm so confused.
Two came in today.
I'm so confused.
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I had a hard drive going out on me, so I used the charge card and ordered one.
Two came in today.
I'm so confused.
Two came in today.
I'm so confused.
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕