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ethan🫧
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Generally hopeful.
I think you’re right, assbutt.
my wife and I have determined there are three distinct eras of the 90s and their rankings are indisputable fact:

1. 1994-96
2. 1990-93
3. 1997-99
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
My 6th grader has a kid in his class named Chiefton and they call him Chief Keef.
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Much too cold in Atlanta.
January 31, 2026 at 4:38 PM
I went in my freezer looking for one tub of cool whip and fellow countrymen there were 3 tubs of cool whip! Can’t ever have enough cool whip in the freezer.
January 31, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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I will simply never recover from reading this sentence:

"Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."
January 28, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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bars
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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smoking weed with kash patel and his eyes scare you so bad you call the police on yourself
January 23, 2026 at 3:42 PM
😮‍💨
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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Please help us bring Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos (he’s only 5 years of age and is currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and his father were kidnapped by ICE. This will help the family with legal services to help reunite Liam and his dad with their family.

gofund.me/be8a1b2ab
Donate to Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home, organized by sarai Orquiz
Liam Adrian Cornejo Ramos is just 5 years old and currently in pre-K. Yesterday, he and h… sarai Orquiz needs your support for Help Bring 5-Year-Old Liam Home
gofund.me
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Back woods fire on a Wednesday? Don’t mind if I do.
January 21, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Pastors working for ICE

Sex workers running mutual aid for immigrants

Which one looks more like Jesus???
January 21, 2026 at 1:50 PM
I would follow wherever Reuben Bain Jr. leads.
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 AM
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"this quarterback's faith is not important to him, in fact he has none, he's cursing god and turning from the light armed with the rage of knowing he's boiling slowly in the cauldron of time with no redemption, back to you, Chris"
January 20, 2026 at 12:53 AM
If I were president I would make America the Beautiful the national anthem.
January 20, 2026 at 12:40 AM
That play was hilarious.
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
I have a good little fire going that I plan on burning to the evening if yall wanna come kick back or get an ass whippin.
January 17, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country
January 12, 2026 at 10:58 PM
The Flint and the Chattahoochee.
My favorite Twitter prompt was "RT this with your home river," so reskeet this with your home river.

Mine is the Patuxent.
January 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Get his ass Jerome!
January 12, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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We could just give kids free school lunches
“Twitter is a defiant producer of illegal porn, the kidnapped president of Venezuela is on trial in New York, and Europe is scrambling to figure out a response to a potential US invasion of Greenland” ok bro, sure, those are things
January 11, 2026 at 3:31 AM
¡A huevo!
As called on Miami Spanish radio:
January 9, 2026 at 4:46 AM
My 11yr old said that Carson Beck looks like Jason Isbell.
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM