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Just a queer, nonbinary person doing the best they can :)
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This is the guy trying to set national standards for trans youth care.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad
February 10, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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THEY ARE BUYING UP WAREHOUSES TO HOLD HUMAN BEINGS IN DETENTION INDEFINITELY.

I feel crazy at how everyone is acting like this is normal. These are concentration camps being built right before our eyes. These buildings are not meant to house human beings. People will be caged like cattle and die.
February 10, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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Money well spent. Kudos.
Ring spent a ton of money on a Super Bowl ad and now everyone hates them more than ever lol
February 10, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Now she’s queer and DJs at huge events and has dropped some successful music releases. How the turntables.

Which seat did she end up taking? The successful one. Icon.
15 years ago today, Rebecca Black released “Friday.”
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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These two posts back to back are really a sight to behold
February 10, 2026 at 2:41 PM
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In the future we're gonna look back at online gambling and prediction markets in the same way we look now at cigarettes on airplanes and lead-based paint

www.wsj.com/business/med...
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Oh hey its monday
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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Oak: "it's time to begin your Pokémon adventure!"

the Rattata on Route 1:
February 9, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Who is the Super Bowl halftime performer?
(wrong answers only)
February 8, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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when i play mercy and the enemy mercy kills me
February 8, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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BREAKING: As the Super Bowl gets ready to kick off in Las Vegas, someone just protected this video onto a building there!

It’s the “P-do Bowl” featuring the men who are in the Epstein files the most.

Hint: Donald Trump, Howard Lutnick and Steve Bannon are the all-stars of this game.
February 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I only got 3 hours of sleep and I have a full day of belated birthday shenanigans ahhhhhhhhh
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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QTP with your favourite Electric-type pokemon ⚡️
February 5, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Which house was he JK Rowling????
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Lizzo saw an opportunity for her to be in the general public's good graces again and said NOT ON MY WATCH!
phoebe robinson makes it plain.
February 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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please do what you can and share.
February 4, 2026 at 2:23 PM
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holy shit
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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I’m an abolitionist but…
February 3, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I feel like my brain is on fire aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a question mark on his neck .
ALT: a close up of a man in a suit and tie with a question mark on his neck .
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Okay, maybe working out's paying off more than I thought it was!!
February 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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This is the most Monday that has ever Mondayed
February 2, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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This is just insane. It’s only a matter of time before DHS kills another innocent person here.

(clip via MPR and @davidjbier.bsky.social on X)
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM