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Okay I’m done
LAWDDDDDD I GOT SOME THINGS I NEED TO SAYYYY 🎤😩
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My grandpa brought moonshine to the last family cookout and 3 fights broke out smh
Moonshine drunk is when you tell a married woman she ain't got to live like that and she think about it for a minute but politely decline
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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When they go low, I go lowER
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
My cousin told me he owe EZ Pass $25k. I started laughing to keep from crying
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Everybody! Let’s get behind this brotha! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
November 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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"You are outta order!"
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I miss Eric Mays.
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My cousin didn't like Sir Davis but he drinks New Amsterdam gin so I don't take him seriously or make direct eye contact with him
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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A lot of folks don’t like this dude lol
I always despised Wesley Pipes. I’m all for novelty but it just always looked degrading to me and he wouldn’t STFU. And then you had dudes who just assumed that’s what women were into. Like no I don’t want a Timb on the back of my neck, you idiot.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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I would probably be blocked before I got to my driveway if I tried this
Calling your man a “bitch ass nigga” in bed is hilarious lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Make sure you choke him while you looking in his eyes when you say it.
Calling your man a “bitch ass nigga” in bed is hilarious lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The way I would’ve grabbed HR
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
See. This is why you should always have transparent conversations about what you’re into beforehand. Makes for a better experience.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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I always despised Wesley Pipes. I’m all for novelty but it just always looked degrading to me and he wouldn’t STFU. And then you had dudes who just assumed that’s what women were into. Like no I don’t want a Timb on the back of my neck, you idiot.
July 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I really hate this man 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
She say this and I got free reign to turn into this nigga....
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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I should have tried this with a couple of em
Calling your man a “bitch ass nigga” in bed is hilarious lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I’ll show you a bitch ass nigga alright
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I know I need to go talk to the lady cuz this woulda got me ACTIVE.
Calling your man a “bitch ass nigga” in bed is hilarious lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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“Yeahhhh take this pussy bitch ass nigga”
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Streets saying if you slap him while you say it, he'll like it.
Calling your man a “bitch ass nigga” in bed is hilarious lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Lmfaoooo I’ve yet to do this but it sounds hilarious
Calling your man a “bitch ass nigga” in bed is hilarious lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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You only got one round in you!?? Bitch ass nigga!
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
OH NOW IT’S TOO FAR huh?! 😭😭😭
Calling your man a “bitch ass nigga” in bed is hilarious lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM