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Dreams don’t come pretty, they don’t come clean and they sure as hell don’t come simple. They come true. Φ ν π. /G\
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“Decide what you would like your obituary to say and live the life to deserve it”
- Warren Buffett
- Warren Buffett
Whew lol
Them chocolate legs gone do it for me everytime 🥵
a woman with messy hair is standing in front of a lamp and says good morning y'all
ALT: a woman with messy hair is standing in front of a lamp and says good morning y'all
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Whew lol
My three winter reads
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My three winter reads
Virginia is 100% a southern state. That isn’t up for debate. When the confederates needed a general to fight for slavery, who did they ask to lead the army? And where was he from….
December 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Virginia is 100% a southern state. That isn’t up for debate. When the confederates needed a general to fight for slavery, who did they ask to lead the army? And where was he from….
One question I always ask when people say men should be violent. Have you ever got into a fight? Do you know and understand what that entails?
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
One question I always ask when people say men should be violent. Have you ever got into a fight? Do you know and understand what that entails?
Because to me? If the state is “contested” it’s southern. Sometimes lines must be drawn.
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Because to me? If the state is “contested” it’s southern. Sometimes lines must be drawn.
This would make a great topic! 😂😂😂😂😂
As a Black American, I concur!!! (I’m in a “contested” state for where the south begins 🤣🤣)
As a Black Southerner, this also applies! You got people out at your event, be a good host and have something to put on they stomach!
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This would make a great topic! 😂😂😂😂😂
The money convo was pretty interesting lol. One observation, the more ladies obtain money, the more they sound exactly like the men they usually judge lol.
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
The money convo was pretty interesting lol. One observation, the more ladies obtain money, the more they sound exactly like the men they usually judge lol.
Gotta hang them on the ceiling fan too 😂😂😂😂. Sucking them is wild lol
They do. Suck em. Sniff em. Use em as a gag. Shit niggas be putting them thangs on they head!
Men - do yall really be sucking on your woman’s panties? 👀
December 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Gotta hang them on the ceiling fan too 😂😂😂😂. Sucking them is wild lol
Folks would flood that woman’s DMs if she posted that rope pic
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Folks would flood that woman’s DMs if she posted that rope pic
Reposted by Mr. Monday 🥃🍸🥂
Zero confederate generals were executed for rebellion (or for any other reason.)
#OtD 2 Dec 1859 US abolitionist John Brown was executed by the state of Virginia for his leadership in a plot to incite an armed rebellion against slavery stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1265...
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Zero confederate generals were executed for rebellion (or for any other reason.)
The hobo thing is always funny cause y’all say y’all don’t be fucking those dudes but the reality is, y’all lying lol
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
The hobo thing is always funny cause y’all say y’all don’t be fucking those dudes but the reality is, y’all lying lol
Is the issue the fact that this fella is asking for the money????
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Is the issue the fact that this fella is asking for the money????
We been said rich dudes should never walk down that road . Never.
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
We been said rich dudes should never walk down that road . Never.
lol y’all wilding about rich women getting married? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
lol y’all wilding about rich women getting married? 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lane kiffin is an outstanding football mind. He is one of the best offensive minds out there still and there isn’t a debate on that. White privilege allows for all the foolishness he engages in to happen. Nobody has gotten more chances from more fuck ups than him.
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Lane kiffin is an outstanding football mind. He is one of the best offensive minds out there still and there isn’t a debate on that. White privilege allows for all the foolishness he engages in to happen. Nobody has gotten more chances from more fuck ups than him.
I would put the blame on the generals and admirals for any unlawful order being followed.
This is why military service members should refuse to follow illegal orders. Because when the shit hits the fan, Trunp and Hegseth will deny everything and blame you. bsky.app/profile/acyn...
Reporter: Does the administration deny that that second strike happened or did it happen and the administration denies that Hegseth gave the order
Leavitt: The latter is true
Leavitt: The latter is true
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I would put the blame on the generals and admirals for any unlawful order being followed.
If pussy ain’t running free, it ain’t for me
December 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If pussy ain’t running free, it ain’t for me
Had to cut this down from a 10 minute vid to this.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Had to cut this down from a 10 minute vid to this.
A yearly reminder if you are looking for a solid read to an actual black man who was a hero, this is a good book. alexandre dumas’s father and the real “count of monte cristo”. This man didn’t fuck around.
December 1, 2025 at 3:34 AM
A yearly reminder if you are looking for a solid read to an actual black man who was a hero, this is a good book. alexandre dumas’s father and the real “count of monte cristo”. This man didn’t fuck around.
“Chalant af “ is wild 😂😂😂😂😂
When you in that system… ain’t no more nonchalant…
It’s chalant AF in the system
It’s chalant AF in the system
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
“Chalant af “ is wild 😂😂😂😂😂
Not the fubu!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
Make an appointment before you see Miss Ernestine walking around in his FUBU jersey.
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Not the fubu!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is how a lot of dudes got caught up on Twitter
Some of y’all niggas move real weird in women’s conversations and business because you think it’s going to curry favor with the one(s) you want. I have bad news for you buddy, you are still ugly.
December 1, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This is how a lot of dudes got caught up on Twitter