sweetie-pie erik
@erik-real.bsky.social
i used to be evil but the doctors gave me a medicine for evilness he/him
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YODA: *chewing on a piece of lettuce inside the big glass jar I put him in along with a stick and a leaf* hRMMMmm. like my natural habit, it is
January 4, 2026 at 7:28 PM
YODA: *chewing on a piece of lettuce inside the big glass jar I put him in along with a stick and a leaf* hRMMMmm. like my natural habit, it is
pursuing a double major in Kicking Ass and Taking Names at the School of Hard Knocks and flunking out two semesters in
January 4, 2026 at 8:26 PM
pursuing a double major in Kicking Ass and Taking Names at the School of Hard Knocks and flunking out two semesters in
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[rock music playing] hi guys
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
[rock music playing] hi guys
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[to a dog] let me guess... "woof"?
January 4, 2026 at 12:38 AM
[to a dog] let me guess... "woof"?
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
for the purposes of this tweet, please pretend it is 2006:
if the guy in apocalypse now was a hipster: i love the smell of low-fat oat napalm in the morning
ok thanks everyone it can be 2026 for a while again
if the guy in apocalypse now was a hipster: i love the smell of low-fat oat napalm in the morning
ok thanks everyone it can be 2026 for a while again
January 3, 2026 at 3:22 AM
for the purposes of this tweet, please pretend it is 2006:
if the guy in apocalypse now was a hipster: i love the smell of low-fat oat napalm in the morning
ok thanks everyone it can be 2026 for a while again
if the guy in apocalypse now was a hipster: i love the smell of low-fat oat napalm in the morning
ok thanks everyone it can be 2026 for a while again
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confused? just use this simple mnemonic: Every Fashionable Young Woman Needs a Coffin Full of Guns and Swords.
that way, you’ll quickly and easily remember you need 1) a coffin 2) full of guns 3) and swords
that way, you’ll quickly and easily remember you need 1) a coffin 2) full of guns 3) and swords
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
confused? just use this simple mnemonic: Every Fashionable Young Woman Needs a Coffin Full of Guns and Swords.
that way, you’ll quickly and easily remember you need 1) a coffin 2) full of guns 3) and swords
that way, you’ll quickly and easily remember you need 1) a coffin 2) full of guns 3) and swords
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Now and then I love to treat myself to a little bit of preaching to the choir. I know you're not supposed to do it, but it's just so much easier. I'd say I preach to the choir one or two times a week—on the weekend—just to let off steam. I'm not one of those guys who preaches to every choir he sees.
December 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Now and then I love to treat myself to a little bit of preaching to the choir. I know you're not supposed to do it, but it's just so much easier. I'd say I preach to the choir one or two times a week—on the weekend—just to let off steam. I'm not one of those guys who preaches to every choir he sees.
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Resolve to play more indie games in the new year and let Indiepocalypse #72 help you down that path!
-10 curated games for $15!
-Zine!
-Newly commissioned game by @cassowary.me
-Cover by @bhanupratap.bsky.social
pizzapranks.itch.io/indiepocalypse-72
-10 curated games for $15!
-Zine!
-Newly commissioned game by @cassowary.me
-Cover by @bhanupratap.bsky.social
pizzapranks.itch.io/indiepocalypse-72
January 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Resolve to play more indie games in the new year and let Indiepocalypse #72 help you down that path!
-10 curated games for $15!
-Zine!
-Newly commissioned game by @cassowary.me
-Cover by @bhanupratap.bsky.social
pizzapranks.itch.io/indiepocalypse-72
-10 curated games for $15!
-Zine!
-Newly commissioned game by @cassowary.me
-Cover by @bhanupratap.bsky.social
pizzapranks.itch.io/indiepocalypse-72
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50% OFF UG ON STEAM https://store.steampowered.com/app/1223500/Umurangi_Generation/
January 2, 2026 at 10:10 AM
50% OFF UG ON STEAM https://store.steampowered.com/app/1223500/Umurangi_Generation/
oops i forgot to play the third briefs game
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
oops i forgot to play the third briefs game
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It's time for our annual Cheesy Briefs takeover of @goldextra.bsky.social podcast! First episode with the creators of I Made a Game For You!
podcast.goldextra.com/index.php?e=...
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"I made a game for you" - by Medienzentrale
Podcast episode of one of the gold extra Briefs 2025 (micro game publishing series) winners: The game I Made A Game For You was created by Felix Schindler (art, design, music) and Friedrich Hanisch (p
podcast.goldextra.com
January 2, 2026 at 12:15 PM
It's time for our annual Cheesy Briefs takeover of @goldextra.bsky.social podcast! First episode with the creators of I Made a Game For You!
podcast.goldextra.com/index.php?e=...
podcast.goldextra.com/index.php?e=...
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real christmas heads are already checking the 2026 santa tracker
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
real christmas heads are already checking the 2026 santa tracker
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something people don't understand because they get swept up in the anti-AI hysteria is that we'll soon be able to create a sandwich whose meat, bread, cheese, and lettuce can be shuffled like a deck of cards. still think it isnt worth it?
January 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
something people don't understand because they get swept up in the anti-AI hysteria is that we'll soon be able to create a sandwich whose meat, bread, cheese, and lettuce can be shuffled like a deck of cards. still think it isnt worth it?
my 2026 monthly video game homework thread. i replaced the original engagement bait template image because i never realized it was branded. now its a zodiac.
january/capricorn assignment is Helen's Mysterious Castle which i have never played but heard is very cool.
january/capricorn assignment is Helen's Mysterious Castle which i have never played but heard is very cool.
January 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
my 2026 monthly video game homework thread. i replaced the original engagement bait template image because i never realized it was branded. now its a zodiac.
january/capricorn assignment is Helen's Mysterious Castle which i have never played but heard is very cool.
january/capricorn assignment is Helen's Mysterious Castle which i have never played but heard is very cool.
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Best puzzlescript 📦✨ ISLAY QUEST (@conorotoole.bsky.social)
easily the most specific sokoban i’ve played, a stephen’s sausageroll tour of every whisky distillery on the scottish island of Islay. why aren’t there more tourism games?
nnnaaammm.itch.io/islay-quest
easily the most specific sokoban i’ve played, a stephen’s sausageroll tour of every whisky distillery on the scottish island of Islay. why aren’t there more tourism games?
nnnaaammm.itch.io/islay-quest
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Best puzzlescript 📦✨ ISLAY QUEST (@conorotoole.bsky.social)
easily the most specific sokoban i’ve played, a stephen’s sausageroll tour of every whisky distillery on the scottish island of Islay. why aren’t there more tourism games?
nnnaaammm.itch.io/islay-quest
easily the most specific sokoban i’ve played, a stephen’s sausageroll tour of every whisky distillery on the scottish island of Islay. why aren’t there more tourism games?
nnnaaammm.itch.io/islay-quest
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I am starting to regret my "It is currently the year 2025" tattoo.
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I am starting to regret my "It is currently the year 2025" tattoo.
i played 219 games in 2025; 43 replays, 71 first-plays of games released in previous years, and 105 games from 2025.
its too hard to pick a top 10 of year from so many games so i split my goty list into 4 categories this year to narrow it down.
alt text and full list here: pastebin.com/GQHpaP1s
its too hard to pick a top 10 of year from so many games so i split my goty list into 4 categories this year to narrow it down.
alt text and full list here: pastebin.com/GQHpaP1s
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
i played 219 games in 2025; 43 replays, 71 first-plays of games released in previous years, and 105 games from 2025.
its too hard to pick a top 10 of year from so many games so i split my goty list into 4 categories this year to narrow it down.
alt text and full list here: pastebin.com/GQHpaP1s
its too hard to pick a top 10 of year from so many games so i split my goty list into 4 categories this year to narrow it down.
alt text and full list here: pastebin.com/GQHpaP1s
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don’t forget to leave your unspent days out for the langoliers tonight
December 31, 2025 at 9:52 AM
don’t forget to leave your unspent days out for the langoliers tonight
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Wow who could have ever predicted that the bullshit robot would somehow become just another vehicle for advertising
“This could look like a user asking how much ibuprofen to take for a headache receiving a promoted ad for Advil in the chatbot’s response. Meanwhile, actual results on correct dosage may be brushed to the side, or buried under a mountain of ad text…”
OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT "Prioritize" Advertisers in Conversation
OpenAI employees working on ChatGPT report plans to unleash sponsored advertisements above organic results.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Wow who could have ever predicted that the bullshit robot would somehow become just another vehicle for advertising
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They should put a chip inside the guns that makes them impossible to fire if they're pointed at an Innocent
December 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
They should put a chip inside the guns that makes them impossible to fire if they're pointed at an Innocent
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This one has some really meaty puzzles y'all:
December 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This one has some really meaty puzzles y'all: