Endless Mike
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Destiny's precognitive powers manifested when she was thirteen years old. As her eyesight waned, she spent the next year filling diary after diary with the details of the most embarrassing incident in the life of everyone she would ever meet, accompanied by catty commentary.
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Destiny's precognitive powers manifested when she was thirteen years old. As her eyesight waned, she spent the next year filling diary after diary with the details of the most embarrassing incident in the life of everyone she would ever meet, accompanied by catty commentary.
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
Somehow, Bond has returned
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Somehow, Bond has returned
What metal album was he listening to as he did it
November 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
What metal album was he listening to as he did it
This is just a Warren Ellis character
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This is just a Warren Ellis character
I have not seen a single Slutty Sandwich Guy costume tonight ear are you doing DC
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I have not seen a single Slutty Sandwich Guy costume tonight ear are you doing DC
The Power Fantasy continues to be one of the best books coming out
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The Power Fantasy continues to be one of the best books coming out
Ah neat, Rush hired a lady drummer so they can finally say women go to their concerts
October 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ah neat, Rush hired a lady drummer so they can finally say women go to their concerts
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Design Toscano, thank you for this scale. Was wondering if I could carry on my $4500 lion sculpture when I fly and I absolutely cannot.
www.wayfair.com/outdoor/pdp/...
www.wayfair.com/outdoor/pdp/...
September 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Design Toscano, thank you for this scale. Was wondering if I could carry on my $4500 lion sculpture when I fly and I absolutely cannot.
www.wayfair.com/outdoor/pdp/...
www.wayfair.com/outdoor/pdp/...
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I took a week and a half off without any particular plans during the days (but some evening concerts), and I do not understand people who just want to work forever. I am going to be so good at retirement.
September 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I took a week and a half off without any particular plans during the days (but some evening concerts), and I do not understand people who just want to work forever. I am going to be so good at retirement.
Trump's not dead because Vance would be out of breath with how fast he ran to make a statement and swear in.
August 30, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Trump's not dead because Vance would be out of breath with how fast he ran to make a statement and swear in.
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If I were a Democrat eying the presidency, I probably wouldn't have my street team on social media aggravating and belittling black and trans women given that they make up the party's most solid voting block. And have been key in battling voter disenfranchisement.
August 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
If I were a Democrat eying the presidency, I probably wouldn't have my street team on social media aggravating and belittling black and trans women given that they make up the party's most solid voting block. And have been key in battling voter disenfranchisement.
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King of the Hill's new season cements its legacy as the definitive American anime
aftermath.site/king-of-the-hi...
aftermath.site/king-of-the-hi...
August 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
King of the Hill's new season cements its legacy as the definitive American anime
aftermath.site/king-of-the-hi...
aftermath.site/king-of-the-hi...
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They booted you from Medicaid so they could build ICE Air.
BREAKING: DHS Secretary Kristi Noem is pushing for ICE to use funds to buy, own and operate its own fleet of airplanes to deport immigrants, two sources familiar with the discussions tell NBC News.
Kristi Noem is pushing for ICE to buy and operate a fleet of deportation planes, sources say
Former officials say that if ICE owned its own planes, it could double the number of people it deports each month. But it would be costly.
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August 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
They booted you from Medicaid so they could build ICE Air.
I asked ChatGPT to draw up a defensive counter to this
August 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I asked ChatGPT to draw up a defensive counter to this
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i, for one, take solace in knowing that only corporations have to navigate a challenging economic environment.
August 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
i, for one, take solace in knowing that only corporations have to navigate a challenging economic environment.
Hey federal cops if you to help my city, maybe yell at people who think their backpack needs a seat on the metro
August 12, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Hey federal cops if you to help my city, maybe yell at people who think their backpack needs a seat on the metro
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This is a longshot but my kid got two prints at the RI Anime Con on June 8th from a booth that was manned by the artist's mother.
My kid wants to buy more from this person, but we can't figured out who this artist was.
If anyone went to the con and took pictures that can help us #rianimecon
My kid wants to buy more from this person, but we can't figured out who this artist was.
If anyone went to the con and took pictures that can help us #rianimecon
August 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
This is a longshot but my kid got two prints at the RI Anime Con on June 8th from a booth that was manned by the artist's mother.
My kid wants to buy more from this person, but we can't figured out who this artist was.
If anyone went to the con and took pictures that can help us #rianimecon
My kid wants to buy more from this person, but we can't figured out who this artist was.
If anyone went to the con and took pictures that can help us #rianimecon
Do you think Jared Leto fucked a computer to get into his Tron character
July 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Do you think Jared Leto fucked a computer to get into his Tron character
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for professional development purposes, I occasionally throw a piece I'm unsure about to an LLM and ask it for a single targeted suggestion as to how to punch up the language and it continues to make it significantly worse every time
July 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
for professional development purposes, I occasionally throw a piece I'm unsure about to an LLM and ask it for a single targeted suggestion as to how to punch up the language and it continues to make it significantly worse every time
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I see federal judges are starting to get serious about attorneys using AI hallucinations
July 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I see federal judges are starting to get serious about attorneys using AI hallucinations
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