Miss Dorito
@emnicw.bsky.social
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baby tree momma
I have a cat.
His name is 🐿.
Pinned
Miss Dorito
@emnicw.bsky.social
· Aug 28
It’s not a purity test, it’s a basic human decency test. Fix your hearts.
First cow tools, then penguins with satellite images, now we have elephants with prehistoric bone tools! 🤯
The more we learn, the more we realise we've been terribly slow to understand the sophistication of our ancestors
“They were resourceful gatherers of available materials, and savvy about how best to use them.”
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
“They were resourceful gatherers of available materials, and savvy about how best to use them.”
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
‘Remarkable’ prehistoric elephant bone tool is oldest in Europe, archaeologists say
Archaeologists said the 500,000-year-old tool was fashioned by ‘ingenious’ prehistoric ancestors
www.independent.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 5:32 AM
First cow tools, then penguins with satellite images, now we have elephants with prehistoric bone tools! 🤯
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Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card https://theonion.com/genius-outsmarts-bank-by-using-credit-card-to-pay-off-other-credit-card/
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Genius Outsmarts Bank By Using Credit Card To Pay Off Other Credit Card https://theonion.com/genius-outsmarts-bank-by-using-credit-card-to-pay-off-other-credit-card/
Bodies are just like car engines in this respect. If you find lots of metal particles in the filter there’s something bad wrong.
I know there's a lot more important things going on, but I just want us all to take a moment and read this headline and let it swim around our brains like a screaming paramecium
January 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Bodies are just like car engines in this respect. If you find lots of metal particles in the filter there’s something bad wrong.
I rly need playable copies of simgolf & simearth
January 21, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I rly need playable copies of simgolf & simearth
“i did not ride for three hours on the bus to be called swarthy by a pagan” is my new go to grumble.
January 21, 2026 at 6:28 PM
“i did not ride for three hours on the bus to be called swarthy by a pagan” is my new go to grumble.
Wear it round ur neck like a medallion.
This is the flavor that Flav was after
This is the flavor that Flav was after
January 21, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Wear it round ur neck like a medallion.
This is the flavor that Flav was after
This is the flavor that Flav was after
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Dwayne Johnson Intrigued After Learning About Special Trophy For Good Actors https://theonion.com/dwayne-johnson-intrigued-after-learning-about-special-trophy-for-good-actors/
January 21, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Dwayne Johnson Intrigued After Learning About Special Trophy For Good Actors https://theonion.com/dwayne-johnson-intrigued-after-learning-about-special-trophy-for-good-actors/
BLOCKED FOR YEARS - YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WITH WHAT!
YouTube video by Drain Cleaning AUSTRALIA
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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HELP GODDAMMIT (if you can and want to and don't need the money to help yourself, or someone in acute distress, or for something you'd enjoy)
Pp in bio, no amount too small, but also none too large.
Pp in bio, no amount too small, but also none too large.
Paid more bills, got 50 euros in the bank, but something should come in tomorrow! I'm off to sleep, got ten days left to get another 2270. Looks daunting, tbh. Anyway plan for tomorrow is a brisk walk and some design work.
1220/3500 - 220/750 weekend goal!
1220/3500 - 220/750 weekend goal!
January 21, 2026 at 1:44 AM
HELP GODDAMMIT (if you can and want to and don't need the money to help yourself, or someone in acute distress, or for something you'd enjoy)
Pp in bio, no amount too small, but also none too large.
Pp in bio, no amount too small, but also none too large.
Yes please
Jet Li has started a YouTube channel and it seems like his intention is “Jet Li wants to be your dad” and hell yes be all of our dads Jet Li
A message from Jet Li
YouTube video by Jet Li
youtu.be
January 21, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Yes please
All govt documents should use this font
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 PM
All govt documents should use this font
In southern latitudes, the hulls of sailing ships would be covered in copper sheets to keep shipworm from getting into the wood. This gave rise to the expression “copper-bottomed”, which means reliable or unlikely to fail.
Shipworms aren’t worms. They’re bivalves that eat wood with the help of symbiotic bacteria turning wooden shipwrecks into functioning ecosystems. #MolluscMonday Fantastic image from seahistory.org/sea-history-...
January 20, 2026 at 6:12 PM
In southern latitudes, the hulls of sailing ships would be covered in copper sheets to keep shipworm from getting into the wood. This gave rise to the expression “copper-bottomed”, which means reliable or unlikely to fail.
They’re called turntables because rival dj’s are always suddenly gaining the upper hand
January 20, 2026 at 5:49 PM
They’re called turntables because rival dj’s are always suddenly gaining the upper hand
I have a bone to pick with places that won’t let you add a side of white rice to your sushi delivery order
January 20, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I have a bone to pick with places that won’t let you add a side of white rice to your sushi delivery order
Cause the kind of guy most attracted to that job is also the kind of guy least likely to withstand that much psychic damage
What’s the attrition rate for ice? We’ve all seen the frantic hiring info but at what rate are people leaving?
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Cause the kind of guy most attracted to that job is also the kind of guy least likely to withstand that much psychic damage
What’s the attrition rate for ice? We’ve all seen the frantic hiring info but at what rate are people leaving?
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
What’s the attrition rate for ice? We’ve all seen the frantic hiring info but at what rate are people leaving?
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Whole milk is a stand in for raw milk. That’s the real campaign, they just can’t say it yet.
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Whole milk is a stand in for raw milk. That’s the real campaign, they just can’t say it yet.
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COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
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I was just at a comedy show and the guy next to me says "wow, he's really funny" and his buddy goes "yeah, but that's only because it's his job." I'm going to be thinking about this comment a lot
January 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
I was just at a comedy show and the guy next to me says "wow, he's really funny" and his buddy goes "yeah, but that's only because it's his job." I'm going to be thinking about this comment a lot
Watching Man on the Inside with Ted Danson.
The grandkids are the best part 🤭
The grandkids are the best part 🤭
January 18, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Watching Man on the Inside with Ted Danson.
The grandkids are the best part 🤭
The grandkids are the best part 🤭
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Sloth used to be the past tense of sleuth. It got associated with being lazy because detective work is exhausting and usually followed by an extended period of rest.
Person 1: What’s up with that guy, does he ever do anything?
Person 2: Na man, he sloth.
Person 1: What’s up with that guy, does he ever do anything?
Person 2: Na man, he sloth.
January 18, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Sloth used to be the past tense of sleuth. It got associated with being lazy because detective work is exhausting and usually followed by an extended period of rest.
Person 1: What’s up with that guy, does he ever do anything?
Person 2: Na man, he sloth.
Person 1: What’s up with that guy, does he ever do anything?
Person 2: Na man, he sloth.
One of these might fix me 🤔
Googling sensory toys I could get away with in a professional setting and came across this bad boy.
I'd feel like the little nut inside a purple Quality Street
I'd feel like the little nut inside a purple Quality Street
January 18, 2026 at 8:01 PM
One of these might fix me 🤔
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January 1, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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