Emma
@emmalabizarre.bsky.social
no, I’m from New Jersey- I only work in outer space. (she/they) (librarian for nerds, scrappy comic relief on Jeopardy season 39)
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I’m tired of hearing and reading that man’s name.
January 19, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I’m tired of hearing and reading that man’s name.
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Greenlandic Politician Tillie Martinussen:
We do not want to be rich like Americans. Look how greedy they are, even trying to invade their friends.
Even if there are minerals and oil under our land-and they are worth far more-we still would not sell ourselves.
We do not want to be rich like Americans. Look how greedy they are, even trying to invade their friends.
Even if there are minerals and oil under our land-and they are worth far more-we still would not sell ourselves.
January 19, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Greenlandic Politician Tillie Martinussen:
We do not want to be rich like Americans. Look how greedy they are, even trying to invade their friends.
Even if there are minerals and oil under our land-and they are worth far more-we still would not sell ourselves.
We do not want to be rich like Americans. Look how greedy they are, even trying to invade their friends.
Even if there are minerals and oil under our land-and they are worth far more-we still would not sell ourselves.
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90 day suspension of US tourist visas and this is all over
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 AM
90 day suspension of US tourist visas and this is all over
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Not exactly blowing anybody’s mind here but these are the kind of videos they used to use to justify invading other countries
This is what happened in our neighborhood yesterday. ICE snatched a human being off of our streets, roughed them up badly, and then pepper sprayed legal observers as they documented it all. This is a daily occurrence happening all throughout Minnesota right now.
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Not exactly blowing anybody’s mind here but these are the kind of videos they used to use to justify invading other countries
I have a birthday week booked in March but I absolutely agree with this
This is 100% correct and the EU should do it immediately.
The USA will break if a bunch of entitled Americans suddenly can’t book get-aways in Paris.
The USA will break if a bunch of entitled Americans suddenly can’t book get-aways in Paris.
90 day suspension of US tourist visas and this is all over
January 19, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I have a birthday week booked in March but I absolutely agree with this
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Saying "we should invade everyone because we're still strong" is almost late-Austrian Empire vibes.
January 19, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Saying "we should invade everyone because we're still strong" is almost late-Austrian Empire vibes.
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January 19, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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If they come for us, Philadelphia can only hope to emulate Minneapolis’s (and Chicago’s and Los Angeles’s and other cities’) courage and example at an appropriate scale and volume bsky.app/profile/norm...
Not to sound like kind of an angry person at the moment, but all of the Philly folks being like we would do this differently. What exactly are we Minnesotans supposed to be doing differently? People are putting their bodies on the line against the full force of the federal government.
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 AM
If they come for us, Philadelphia can only hope to emulate Minneapolis’s (and Chicago’s and Los Angeles’s and other cities’) courage and example at an appropriate scale and volume bsky.app/profile/norm...
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lots of good theories going around about the weird whole milk advertising going on right now, but my personal one is the milk industrial complex is worried and mad about the growth of milk alternatives like soy or oat milk and want to reclaim previous cultural dominance
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
lots of good theories going around about the weird whole milk advertising going on right now, but my personal one is the milk industrial complex is worried and mad about the growth of milk alternatives like soy or oat milk and want to reclaim previous cultural dominance
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Many Americans are terrible neighbors to each other, and that is why MN is striking everyone as extraordinary activism... when they are telling us that it is not. They're good neighbors!
It's no wonder that "being a shitty neighbor" is the hallmark of our domestic politics and our foreign policy.
It's no wonder that "being a shitty neighbor" is the hallmark of our domestic politics and our foreign policy.
January 18, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Many Americans are terrible neighbors to each other, and that is why MN is striking everyone as extraordinary activism... when they are telling us that it is not. They're good neighbors!
It's no wonder that "being a shitty neighbor" is the hallmark of our domestic politics and our foreign policy.
It's no wonder that "being a shitty neighbor" is the hallmark of our domestic politics and our foreign policy.
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May this be the year more companies figure out that using the slop machine devalues their brand
January 18, 2026 at 7:44 PM
May this be the year more companies figure out that using the slop machine devalues their brand
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ICYMI: This week I rode along with a Unitarian Universalist minister as she patrolled the same neighborhood where Renee Good was killed, looking for ICE.
“We’re gonna keep taking care of people who are impacted,” she told me. “We’re gonna keep getting braver.” religionnews.com/2026/01/14/i...
“We’re gonna keep taking care of people who are impacted,” she told me. “We’re gonna keep getting braver.” religionnews.com/2026/01/14/i...
In the neighborhood where Renee Good was killed, a pastor keeps patrolling for ICE
MINNEAPOLIS (RNS) — ‘There’s no option for me,’ said the Rev. Ashley Horan during a neighborhood patrol. ‘It is my responsibility to care for my neighbors in this way.’
religionnews.com
January 17, 2026 at 9:19 PM
ICYMI: This week I rode along with a Unitarian Universalist minister as she patrolled the same neighborhood where Renee Good was killed, looking for ICE.
“We’re gonna keep taking care of people who are impacted,” she told me. “We’re gonna keep getting braver.” religionnews.com/2026/01/14/i...
“We’re gonna keep taking care of people who are impacted,” she told me. “We’re gonna keep getting braver.” religionnews.com/2026/01/14/i...
Hello, this is proof of life that I am not just a reskeet account here : today’s grand victories were a) laundry b) shoveling our duplex’s sidewalk c) demolishing and reorganizing the probably five year old pile of crap on top of my dresser.
January 17, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Hello, this is proof of life that I am not just a reskeet account here : today’s grand victories were a) laundry b) shoveling our duplex’s sidewalk c) demolishing and reorganizing the probably five year old pile of crap on top of my dresser.
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snow day in Jersey so i’m making sauce. this is gonna be a 6 - 8 hour affair so expect this thread to pop up throughout the day as a sort of palate cleanser.
January 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
snow day in Jersey so i’m making sauce. this is gonna be a 6 - 8 hour affair so expect this thread to pop up throughout the day as a sort of palate cleanser.
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You know people are unpopular when corporate brands come along to personally disavow any connection.
January 17, 2026 at 9:15 PM
You know people are unpopular when corporate brands come along to personally disavow any connection.
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The "everyone is 12" thesis of American political dysfunction remains undefeated in 2026.
January 17, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The "everyone is 12" thesis of American political dysfunction remains undefeated in 2026.
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"..our nervous systems are built off of gun culture whether we use them or not. Every day we go outside there's a chance we may not come home. So, when that guy puts his gun up and threatens somebody, that person is going to be like I can die going into the 7-11 in a half hour so calm down."
January 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
"..our nervous systems are built off of gun culture whether we use them or not. Every day we go outside there's a chance we may not come home. So, when that guy puts his gun up and threatens somebody, that person is going to be like I can die going into the 7-11 in a half hour so calm down."
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if you wanna help minnesotans, help all minnesotans:
crazy that the website that I randomly decided to put together at 10AM yesterday has had over 25k unique visitors in 24 hours.
please keep sharing with your networks.
please keep sharing with your networks.
Stand With Minnesota
A directory of places to give to as Minnesota defends itself from ICE occupation
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:08 PM
if you wanna help minnesotans, help all minnesotans:
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Although the people of Minnesota are indeed as accustomed to this weather as anybody in the country, I will still say: They’re judicious about spending time outside in it, and they wouldn’t be out there if they didn’t really, really mean it.
January 17, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Although the people of Minnesota are indeed as accustomed to this weather as anybody in the country, I will still say: They’re judicious about spending time outside in it, and they wouldn’t be out there if they didn’t really, really mean it.
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Greenland was a colony, arguably it isn’t any more, but if you had to pick between Denmark and the US as the suzerain the choice is obvious. basically everyone there agrees with that
January 17, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Greenland was a colony, arguably it isn’t any more, but if you had to pick between Denmark and the US as the suzerain the choice is obvious. basically everyone there agrees with that
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#JournoRequest: I’m looking to interview older gay and bi men (60+ ideally) about Heated Rivalry for a potential story.
January 17, 2026 at 1:11 PM
#JournoRequest: I’m looking to interview older gay and bi men (60+ ideally) about Heated Rivalry for a potential story.
Wheeeeee this Friday’s instance of the constitutional crisis
Breaking news: The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation alleging that they are impeding federal law enforcement officers’ abilities to do their jobs in the state.
Justice Dept. launches criminal investigation of Minnesota governor
The Justice Department has issued subpoenas for Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey as part of an investigation into impeding law enforcement.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Wheeeeee this Friday’s instance of the constitutional crisis
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Mom Rosa “recalled receiving phone calls from a concerned neighbor, whom she said had seen the girl wandering the streets looking for her father.”
"She told me she'd seen my daughter, walking by herself on the street, crying, crying out for her dad, asking, 'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?’”
"She told me she'd seen my daughter, walking by herself on the street, crying, crying out for her dad, asking, 'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?’”
“N.J. girl, 6, found alone by neighbors crying ‘Where's papi?' after dad was detained by ICE while picking up food, mom claims.” people.com/nj-girl-foun...
N.J. Girl, 6, Found Alone by Neighbors Crying, Asking, 'Where's Papi?' After Dad Was Detained by ICE While Picking Up Food, Mom Claims
The mother of a 6-year-old girl in New Jersey says her daughter was found walking alone outside their apartment crying and asking for her father over the weekend after he was detained by ICE agents wh...
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January 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Mom Rosa “recalled receiving phone calls from a concerned neighbor, whom she said had seen the girl wandering the streets looking for her father.”
"She told me she'd seen my daughter, walking by herself on the street, crying, crying out for her dad, asking, 'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?’”
"She told me she'd seen my daughter, walking by herself on the street, crying, crying out for her dad, asking, 'Where's Papi? Where's Papi?’”