Emily Kristen
@emkristen.bsky.social
Physically in Oregon. Heart in KC.
I’m an audiobook gal now, any recommendations for me?
Almost done with Project Hail Mary, but I don’t usually enjoy science fiction. I typically enjoy historical fiction, memoirs, and romance!
Almost done with Project Hail Mary, but I don’t usually enjoy science fiction. I typically enjoy historical fiction, memoirs, and romance!
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I’m an audiobook gal now, any recommendations for me?
Almost done with Project Hail Mary, but I don’t usually enjoy science fiction. I typically enjoy historical fiction, memoirs, and romance!
Almost done with Project Hail Mary, but I don’t usually enjoy science fiction. I typically enjoy historical fiction, memoirs, and romance!
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
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Felix deserves better 💔
Let’s meet Felix. Felix was at the vet today for euthanasia because he wasn’t using the litterbox consistently. He had a full vet screening ruling out health reasons, & he reportedly was doing well on Prozac, but his owner didn’t want to keep up w/his script. Our vet reached out to us to save him.
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Felix deserves better 💔
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IMPORTANT UPDATE
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
IMPORTANT UPDATE
One month engaged, 174 days until “I do” 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
One month engaged, 174 days until “I do” 🥰
Our thanksgiving dinner isn’t for another HOUR. We suffer.
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Our thanksgiving dinner isn’t for another HOUR. We suffer.
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Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes haven’t been doing that since the beginning of time
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes haven’t been doing that since the beginning of time
Blackout Wednesday in full effect
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Blackout Wednesday in full effect
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Ari, age 6, was like “What would happen if we put Spruce in the baby swing?” So we did an experiment
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Ari, age 6, was like “What would happen if we put Spruce in the baby swing?” So we did an experiment
lol what do you MEAN we won
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
lol what do you MEAN we won
lol this game is so dumb
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
lol this game is so dumb
Currently at a Friendsgiving I am too old to be at. Like I was expecting 10-12 people like a dinner party and there are easily 40 people here and the closet person to me in age is 8-10 years younger
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Currently at a Friendsgiving I am too old to be at. Like I was expecting 10-12 people like a dinner party and there are easily 40 people here and the closet person to me in age is 8-10 years younger
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Today’s Horoscope for Emily:
You’ve planned everything you can plan. You don’t have to plan any thing else. You still will, of course, and it will be perfect.
You’ve planned everything you can plan. You don’t have to plan any thing else. You still will, of course, and it will be perfect.
🙋🏻♀️
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Today’s Horoscope for Emily:
You’ve planned everything you can plan. You don’t have to plan any thing else. You still will, of course, and it will be perfect.
You’ve planned everything you can plan. You don’t have to plan any thing else. You still will, of course, and it will be perfect.
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When you cut and still have hella ass that's a good cut
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When you cut and still have hella ass that's a good cut
Things I would like to talk about today:
Wicked For Good
Wicked part one
Wicked the stage production
Cynthia Erivo and/or Ariana Grande
Wicked For Good
Wicked part one
Wicked the stage production
Cynthia Erivo and/or Ariana Grande
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Things I would like to talk about today:
Wicked For Good
Wicked part one
Wicked the stage production
Cynthia Erivo and/or Ariana Grande
Wicked For Good
Wicked part one
Wicked the stage production
Cynthia Erivo and/or Ariana Grande
25 minutes until 2 Wicked 2 Good !!!!’
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
25 minutes until 2 Wicked 2 Good !!!!’
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Meanwhile, people diagnosed with ADHD later in life find these medications to be life-changing and spend a lot of time grieving the life they could have had if they’d had support as children.
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Meanwhile, people diagnosed with ADHD later in life find these medications to be life-changing and spend a lot of time grieving the life they could have had if they’d had support as children.
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Excited to learn about who is in the Epstein files from a woman who’s 32 years younger than her husband
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Excited to learn about who is in the Epstein files from a woman who’s 32 years younger than her husband
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Hey all, more resources to help you reach out to your reps about housing funding. Please share and urge everyone to call/write.
nlihc.quorum.us/campaign/814...
nlihc.quorum.us/campaign/814...
Urge Congress to Invest in Affordable Homes in Fiscal Year 2026
Urge Congress to Invest in Affordable Homes in Fiscal Year 2026
nlihc.quorum.us
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hey all, more resources to help you reach out to your reps about housing funding. Please share and urge everyone to call/write.
nlihc.quorum.us/campaign/814...
nlihc.quorum.us/campaign/814...
New job, new round of trying to explain my chronic nerve pain and all the trauma surrounding it. Hooray.
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
New job, new round of trying to explain my chronic nerve pain and all the trauma surrounding it. Hooray.
Wicked: For Good is the most excited I’ve ever been for emotional devastation. I KNOW this shit is gonna make me cry but don’t worry I still have tickets to see it twice
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Wicked: For Good is the most excited I’ve ever been for emotional devastation. I KNOW this shit is gonna make me cry but don’t worry I still have tickets to see it twice
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i too would like to be in a chrysalis until spring
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i too would like to be in a chrysalis until spring