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Emily Kristen
@emkristen.bsky.social
Physically in Oregon. Heart in KC.
I’m an audiobook gal now, any recommendations for me?

Almost done with Project Hail Mary, but I don’t usually enjoy science fiction. I typically enjoy historical fiction, memoirs, and romance!
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Felix deserves better 💔
Let’s meet Felix. Felix was at the vet today for euthanasia because he wasn’t using the litterbox consistently. He had a full vet screening ruling out health reasons, & he reportedly was doing well on Prozac, but his owner didn’t want to keep up w/his script. Our vet reached out to us to save him.
December 2, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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IMPORTANT UPDATE
December 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
One month engaged, 174 days until “I do” 🥰
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Our thanksgiving dinner isn’t for another HOUR. We suffer.
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Needing ChatGPT to tell you make pasta for a first date as though dudes haven’t been doing that since the beginning of time
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Blackout Wednesday in full effect
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Ari, age 6, was like “What would happen if we put Spruce in the baby swing?” So we did an experiment
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
lol what do you MEAN we won
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
lol this game is so dumb
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Currently at a Friendsgiving I am too old to be at. Like I was expecting 10-12 people like a dinner party and there are easily 40 people here and the closet person to me in age is 8-10 years younger
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Today’s Horoscope for Emily:
You’ve planned everything you can plan. You don’t have to plan any thing else. You still will, of course, and it will be perfect.
🙋🏻‍♀️
November 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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When you cut and still have hella ass that's a good cut
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Things I would like to talk about today:
Wicked For Good
Wicked part one
Wicked the stage production
Cynthia Erivo and/or Ariana Grande
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
25 minutes until 2 Wicked 2 Good !!!!’
November 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Meanwhile, people diagnosed with ADHD later in life find these medications to be life-changing and spend a lot of time grieving the life they could have had if they’d had support as children.
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
BRING ME TO IOWA
November 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Excited to learn about who is in the Epstein files from a woman who’s 32 years younger than her husband
November 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Hey all, more resources to help you reach out to your reps about housing funding. Please share and urge everyone to call/write.
nlihc.quorum.us/campaign/814...
Urge Congress to Invest in Affordable Homes in Fiscal Year 2026
Urge Congress to Invest in Affordable Homes in Fiscal Year 2026
nlihc.quorum.us
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
New job, new round of trying to explain my chronic nerve pain and all the trauma surrounding it. Hooray.
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Wicked: For Good is the most excited I’ve ever been for emotional devastation. I KNOW this shit is gonna make me cry but don’t worry I still have tickets to see it twice
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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i too would like to be in a chrysalis until spring
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM