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Emily, 🪴 CEO of GRIFTCO
@emilyboblemily.bsky.social
University student. Lefty.
High Quality Shitposts. I am never wrong.
Sneaky Witch™️
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Pronouns in bio to annoy the fragile: She/Her
Just popping in here to say
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September 11, 2025 at 8:10 PM
RIP
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I'm on vacation right now and I've been trying not to spend so much time Online.
For once I'm glad I am weak and looked at social media today. I haven't laughed so hard at Twitter since the day Trump got COVID
June 6, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Church is meeting!
Let me tell you something…
May 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"buy organic" you people are the biggest marks of all time
April 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social sorry to be so direct but ever since you said in Wednesday's episode that Ryan was in Europe, I am convinced he was summoned to the papal conclave can this be confirmed or denied thank you, love you.
April 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Weird thing for a public servant to say!
I’ve repeatedly stood up for trans. I don’t expect any thanks. It’s called solidarity.
But a wee bit of advice. You don’t demand solidarity. It’s not how it works. It’s freely given or it isn’t.
April 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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April 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Assigned reading is fascist by your rules, sorry. Nice try, officer
I’m going viral on the other app because I posted “acab includes teachers” i’m facing a lot of verbal abuse & mockery from people that haven’t read a word of school abolition theory or even watched a video or read a zine or article
March 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
January 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
January 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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once you have developed actual principles, the constant shifting of what is legal simply does not matter. all of this is made up, all of society is, none of this is real. the only thing that is real is love and our duty to each other
January 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
The reason he didn't give the full Hitler salute is because his poorly-fitting suit wouldn't allow enough range of motion.
January 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Why is this app suddenly filled with people like this. You all have loser energy
Cool? Frightening. This is the fascist oligarchy.
January 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Hey, if your theory about some famous person's terrible behavior involves "oh he's autistic" maybe keep that dumbass shit to yourself
January 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
BE NOT AFRAID
January 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
A political system? That drastically improves my quality of life? Dear god no, who would ever want that?
So you'd sign up for Communism if it meant healthcare, rent, and groceries were affordable.
January 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I took my nephew to his first hockey game for his birthday (now 6 🥹.) Pictured are the intermission blimp and the Zamboni; his two favourite parts of the event.
January 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Alert issued after potential measles exposure at Tillsonburg hospital www.simcoereformer.ca/news/local-n...

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January 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I really don't think that's true.
I see a lot of pessimism that people won’t get the transparent political angle of the TikTok thing but in all honesty for as much as you can make fun of TikTok people they’re probably more savvy about this shit than any other social media userbase
January 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Can't stop thinking about him (my friend's cat)
January 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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(depeche mode voice) personal... garlic bread... printer...
January 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I'm becoming obsessed with those little hydrax fuckers they're horrid I feel a strong connection and sense of community with them
January 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Should Hamilton bring back wastewater surveillance? www.thespec.com/news/hamilto... @jofrketich.bsky.social @robinlennoxmd.bsky.social #HamOnt

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January 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
In lighter news, please enjoy this picture I took of my friends' cat communing with the ceiling ghosts.
January 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM