Emil M.
@emilmcclellan.bsky.social
“Us humans are always close to destruction, Life itself is but a series of close calls.“
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today i learned LIV has a New Orleans tournament on the schedule in late June
and while I admittedly have never lived in New Orleans that seems like an amazing exercise in butt sweat
and while I admittedly have never lived in New Orleans that seems like an amazing exercise in butt sweat
January 23, 2026 at 7:23 PM
today i learned LIV has a New Orleans tournament on the schedule in late June
and while I admittedly have never lived in New Orleans that seems like an amazing exercise in butt sweat
and while I admittedly have never lived in New Orleans that seems like an amazing exercise in butt sweat
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
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Not sure there is a person on earth who is better at their job than whoever dresses Alan Cummings for The Traitors
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Not sure there is a person on earth who is better at their job than whoever dresses Alan Cummings for The Traitors
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I don’t know what the “post 2016 pictures” thing is about and I am gonna paranoidly assume it’s all being fed to the machines to learn about how we age
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I don’t know what the “post 2016 pictures” thing is about and I am gonna paranoidly assume it’s all being fed to the machines to learn about how we age
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Update — Here is what the new apparent CBS News segment "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil" may look like:
January 14, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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Tony Romo just said he thinks whoever wins this game has a shot at going to the Super Bowl which is in fact how the postseason is structured
January 11, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Tony Romo just said he thinks whoever wins this game has a shot at going to the Super Bowl which is in fact how the postseason is structured
The SEGA Channel.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The SEGA Channel.
What a pleasant surprise to hear @stevengodfrey.bsky.social on The Right Time with Bomani Jones.
Steven Godfrey on Transfer Portal Problems, Lane Kiffin LSU-Ole Miss Madness, Nick Saban Concerns | 01.07
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January 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
What a pleasant surprise to hear @stevengodfrey.bsky.social on The Right Time with Bomani Jones.
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I’m pretty sure Greg McElroy argued tonight that if you left Bama out, a future team would *refuse to play* in their conference championship game
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I’m pretty sure Greg McElroy argued tonight that if you left Bama out, a future team would *refuse to play* in their conference championship game
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
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the SEC gets to include Tulane as one of their teams in the playoff graphic they make, those are just the rules
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 AM
the SEC gets to include Tulane as one of their teams in the playoff graphic they make, those are just the rules
ROLL WAVE 🌊
At his first Tulane press conference two years ago, Jon Sumrall said, "I'm telling you right now, I'm speaking it into existence, we're going to make the College Football Playoff and we're going to win it."
The Green Wave are now going to the College Football Playoff.
The Green Wave are now going to the College Football Playoff.
December 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
ROLL WAVE 🌊
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Ole Miss should let Lane Kiffin coach a game next year too if he feels like it
November 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Ole Miss should let Lane Kiffin coach a game next year too if he feels like it
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Growing up my favorite show was The X-Files, and my Dad, an FBI agent, strongly objected to the premise not because of aliens but because "there's no way the dumb motherfuckers above me could pull off that cover-up." That and Mulder's gratuitous travel budget
see this shit is why I’m skeptical of any successful coverup by the DOJ re: Epstein because these are just dumb motherfuckers
BREAKING: Prosecutors in the Comey case just told the judge that they’re under orders from the Deputy Attorney Generals’s office not to disclose whether career prosecutors wrote a memo recommending *against* indicting Comey prior to Halligan going to the grand jury.
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Growing up my favorite show was The X-Files, and my Dad, an FBI agent, strongly objected to the premise not because of aliens but because "there's no way the dumb motherfuckers above me could pull off that cover-up." That and Mulder's gratuitous travel budget
RMFW🌊
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
RMFW🌊
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A whole lot of the worst of the worst are gonna spend today self-soothing about blue cities doing blue things. Let ’em. Never interrupt an enemy while they’re making a mistake
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
A whole lot of the worst of the worst are gonna spend today self-soothing about blue cities doing blue things. Let ’em. Never interrupt an enemy while they’re making a mistake
I guess this is why you cover up sexual assault on behalf of the football program, a few years later you get promoted to the head position.
November 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I guess this is why you cover up sexual assault on behalf of the football program, a few years later you get promoted to the head position.
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unbelievable that DJ Durkin has a job
SOURCES: Auburn has fired head coach Hugh Freeze, @theathletic.com has learned.
Comes one day after a 10-3 loss to Kentucky to fall to 1-5 in SEC play. DJ Durkin will be the interim head coach.
Comes one day after a 10-3 loss to Kentucky to fall to 1-5 in SEC play. DJ Durkin will be the interim head coach.
November 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
unbelievable that DJ Durkin has a job
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Cuomo is going on Fox News in order to court Sliwa voters that he needs to win the election, and they want, uh, red meat conservative politics so he's giving it to them
I would submit to New York City voters that the guy telling Republicans he'll be the mayor they want is probably telling the truth
I would submit to New York City voters that the guy telling Republicans he'll be the mayor they want is probably telling the truth
So here's Andrew Cuomo reacting to Maria Bartiromo wondering if Mamdani will "change the look of New York" and have Muslim women "completely covered up," telling her that Mamdani "doesn't understand New York culture" because he has "dual citizenship" and "he's a citizen of Uganda."
October 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Cuomo is going on Fox News in order to court Sliwa voters that he needs to win the election, and they want, uh, red meat conservative politics so he's giving it to them
I would submit to New York City voters that the guy telling Republicans he'll be the mayor they want is probably telling the truth
I would submit to New York City voters that the guy telling Republicans he'll be the mayor they want is probably telling the truth
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Twenty years ago, with NFL 2K5 emerging as a better and cheaper option, EA bought exclusive NFL video game rights for the Madden franchise. On Wednesday, the NFL announced that the EA deal has been extended.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
EA, NFL extend exclusive Madden deal
EA will continue to be the only provider of NFL video games.
www.nbcsports.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Twenty years ago, with NFL 2K5 emerging as a better and cheaper option, EA bought exclusive NFL video game rights for the Madden franchise. On Wednesday, the NFL announced that the EA deal has been extended.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
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College football is at its best when chaotic and dramatic. Bring absurdities together.
Yeah, let's credit the wives of Knute Rockne and USC AD Gwynn Wilson for understanding that.
Let's keep that chaos and drama going.
Don't fold because Lincoln Riley gets scared easily.
Yeah, let's credit the wives of Knute Rockne and USC AD Gwynn Wilson for understanding that.
Let's keep that chaos and drama going.
Don't fold because Lincoln Riley gets scared easily.
All college football fans—from Oklahoma fans to Notre Dame fans to Georgia Southern fans—all college football fans should be throwing shade at USC for wanting to end the Notre Dame-USC rivalry.
Let's hope Notre Dame Stadium throws that shade loudly, repeatedly and insultingly.
Let's hope Notre Dame Stadium throws that shade loudly, repeatedly and insultingly.
October 16, 2025 at 6:02 PM
College football is at its best when chaotic and dramatic. Bring absurdities together.
Yeah, let's credit the wives of Knute Rockne and USC AD Gwynn Wilson for understanding that.
Let's keep that chaos and drama going.
Don't fold because Lincoln Riley gets scared easily.
Yeah, let's credit the wives of Knute Rockne and USC AD Gwynn Wilson for understanding that.
Let's keep that chaos and drama going.
Don't fold because Lincoln Riley gets scared easily.
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We should be winning this game 28-0 #uptownfootball
October 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
We should be winning this game 28-0 #uptownfootball