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Douglas Farmer
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College football by day.
Timberwolves by night.
Dive bar by day and by night.

College football/NBA/WNBA/March Madness betting for Covers:
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I break my desk chair about once every four years, and I absolutely never see it coming until I am cascading to the floor.
December 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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The foreign-born fraction of the US population was 15% in 1890, and in 1910. America thrived.

That fraction is 16% now.

The difference is that in 1890/1910, >96% of immigrants were from Europe or Canada. Today that's less than 10%.

It's best to be honest about one one is actually afraid of.
Rep. Kat Cammarck: "Today, one in six people in the US is foreign born. That quite frankly is not sustainable to maintain a culture that we are known for here in the United States."
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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They are allowed to do this! As long as it's not in mainland USA or not in a foreign country. Can Timmy Chang get his team ready? Is the field in Utgiakvik ready to go?
Wait, they were serious about this?
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
They were serious about saying, "Oh no we weren't allowed to"
Wait, they were serious about this?
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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this really isn’t an exaggeration
This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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Are your non-white US citizen loved ones carrying their passport as an every day routine? That's the country we live in now.
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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95% of MN Somalis are US citizens. 58% were born in the US. The only reason to target this community with immigration agents is for the sake of racial profiling and harassment - which the US supreme court says is legal now.
www.npr.org/2025/09/13/n...
December 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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The World Cup shouldn’t be in the USA
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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This is the entirety of his bio on the official Vandy roster
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Jeff Epstein’s best friend thinks I live in a hellhole and that my neighbors are garbage, which I just assume is part of him grieving over the loss of his best friend, Jeff Epstein.
December 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Stole this from the Cedar Cultural Center’s page since they aren’t here. ♥️♥️♥️
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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UCF signing a QB with the last name Marriott might be a little too on the nose
I guess we’re done with Scott Frost Day
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Seeing a lot of claims that Notre Dame is in trouble even if BYU loses.
Don't give the Playoff committee such faith. You think they can craft some elaborate plan?

Betting odds have Notre Dame at +285 to miss the Playoff.
BYU +410 to win.
That delta is the conspiracy's chances. ~6.5%
"ND is out" they said, if Alabama would beat Auburn.

They were wrong, they were always wrong. And anyone paying attention knew as much.
Folks, Miami is not getting into the Playoff over Notre Dame. Anyone telling you, "ND is out," is simply making loud noises to get your attention because they 1) have no genuine, sophisticated analysis to share and 2) think you are too dumb to notice.

Prove them wrong.
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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try explaining some of this sport to the uninitiated

“Penn State got lockered by the BYU Cookie Man, so their former coach put a box of those cookies out at the special party they have for getting teenagers to come play for his new school”
December 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Ilhan Omar is my friend.
Donald Trump is a pedophile.
December 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
December 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"ND is out" they said, if Alabama would beat Auburn.

They were wrong, they were always wrong. And anyone paying attention knew as much.
Folks, Miami is not getting into the Playoff over Notre Dame. Anyone telling you, "ND is out," is simply making loud noises to get your attention because they 1) have no genuine, sophisticated analysis to share and 2) think you are too dumb to notice.

Prove them wrong.
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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When the president sends federal agents after a class of people who are mostly citizens, the vast majority with permanent legal status, calls them "garbage" and says, "let them go back to where they came from." It makes you suspect this could be a racial thing.
December 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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The biggest hypocrite of the Lane Kiffin saga is not Lane himself. It's Jeff Landry, who pretended he was going to take on the buyout industrial complex and then did the opposite. Maybe, one day, an SEC or Big Ten governor will have the courage of their convictions on this slate.com/culture/2025...
Lane Kiffin Is Not the Biggest Hypocrite in His Own Move to LSU
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry’s shamelessness really stands out.
slate.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I, also, am not running.
But htat is mostly by doctors' orders. Hence the bike.
Elite graphic.
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Current odds to make the Playoff, far from the most accurate assessment when looking at a committee, but still notable:
Notre Dame -375
Miami +540
Texas +1800

Oklahoma making the Playoff isn't even listed. Missing is at +2200.
Folks, Miami is not getting into the Playoff over Notre Dame. Anyone telling you, "ND is out," is simply making loud noises to get your attention because they 1) have no genuine, sophisticated analysis to share and 2) think you are too dumb to notice.

Prove them wrong.
December 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Since I haven’t seen anyone mention this: When the U.S. commits war crimes it puts our troops in danger also, as it gives a green light to other countries that they can do the same to us
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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COLLEGE FOOTBALL SP+ TOP 766, WEEK 15

* NDSU -4.5 Duke (NDSU TO THE ACC)
* Kutztown -4 Ball State
* North Centra -1.5 UMass
* Miami -133 Fort Lauderdale
* BREAKING NEWS: Odd opponent adjustments have allowed Maine Maritime to sneak into 766th!! OUTRIGHT THEFT!!

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Poach talk:
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Please do not give a sportsbook your money for 12 months to bet on a game between teams whose rosters will be 60% different next year
FanDuel currently lists odds for 11 FBS games:
• The 9 FBS Conference Championships
• Army-Navy
• LSU-Ole Miss 2026
December 2, 2025 at 12:06 AM