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Mark Taylor
@emarktaylor.bsky.social
Retired ex-pat Brit living in NZ for over 20 years.

Post jokes, cartoons & anything else amusing.

Interests include American Football ( #NFL & #CollegeFootball / #CFB ), #Tennis, #Rugby & The #Beatles.

Have watched every episode of #Moonlighting.
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I post a lot of #NFL and #CFB at this time of year - and I always use hashtags.

If that's not your thing you can add them to the muted words / tags option in Settings and you won't see any of them.

Cheers!
#NFL

Well that certainly explains the excitement after the final whistle...
Tre'von Moehrig punched Jauan Jennings directly in the 🥜🥜
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Times have been tough in this Afghani town ever since the woke mob shut down the old poppy seed factory. So when Vladimir Putin promised to pay everyone to create MAGA Twitter accounts, they finally had something to cheer about again. Then Twitter turned on its new public location feature.
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
#NFL

@technursejon.bsky.social @prosybris.bsky.social

Sounds about right to you guys?
NFL teams that need a QB this offseason on a scale of 1-10:

10
Jets, Browns, Saints

8
Raiders, Vikings, Panthers

6
Steelers

5
Falcons, Dolphins
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
#NFL

Joe: "And it's not close!!"

It landed wide and in the End Zone.
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Wonder what's happening with MAGA Twitter? This sheet-pan bakarkhani will make you feel like you're in Bangladesh.
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Reposted by Mark Taylor
I knew it!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
#NFL

SF 20-9
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
#NFL 😂
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
#NFL

Longest pass play of the evening for either team.

2PC is no good.

SF 17-9
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
#NFL

CMC making it look easy behind a bunch of nice blocks.

SF 17-3
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
#NFL 😆
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
#NBA

@hooverstreetrag.org @mittengirlpeach.bsky.social

The Pistons folks in my timelines seem relieved ...
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
#NFL

True! 👀
This is not a real passing offense
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Reposted by Mark Taylor
@cnn.com come get your prize
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
#NFL

SF 10-3
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
#NFL

The good stuff ...
It's been quite a run...
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
#NFL

Lots of 49er chat ...
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
“.. This is X in 2025: Potentially fake accounts crying at other potentially fake accounts that they aren’t real, all while refusing to acknowledge that they themselves aren’t who they say they are — a Russian nesting doll of bullshit.”

@cwarzel.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
#NFL 😆
I've seen this crowd chant "We Want [David!] Carr" before, I know the "We Want Mac" chant is close
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
#NFL 😆
Shanahan should send Purdy to the medical tent for a concussion check and get Mac Jones in there
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
#NFL

SF is let off the hook after Purdy is picked at the SF 30 on their 2nd drive.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Reposted by Mark Taylor
Me going for the last slice of pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving before one of the damn kids gets it
Stop, drop and roll.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
#NFL

Nice opening drive from SF - helped by some shoddy tackling at the end.

SF 7-0
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
#NFL 👀😂
eagles v. cowboys recap:
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM