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Mark Taylor
@emarktaylor.bsky.social
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Retired ex-pat Brit living in NZ for over 20 years.

Post jokes, cartoons & anything else amusing.

Interests include American Football ( #NFL & #CollegeFootball / #CFB ), #Tennis, #Rugby & The #Beatles.

Have watched every episode of #Moonlighting.
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Mark Taylor @emarktaylor.bsky.social · Nov 12
I post a lot of #NFL and #CFB at this time of year - and I always use hashtags.

If that's not your thing you can add them to the muted words / tags option in Settings and you won't see any of them.

Cheers!
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#NFL

Well that certainly explains the excitement after the final whistle...
cjzero.bsky.social CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10h
Tre'von Moehrig punched Jauan Jennings directly in the 🥜🥜
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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#Parody #NYTimesPitchbot #USPol
nytpitchbot.bsky.social NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10h
Times have been tough in this Afghani town ever since the woke mob shut down the old poppy seed factory. So when Vladimir Putin promised to pay everyone to create MAGA Twitter accounts, they finally had something to cheer about again. Then Twitter turned on its new public location feature.
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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#NFL

@technursejon.bsky.social @prosybris.bsky.social

Sounds about right to you guys?
rjwhite1.bsky.social R.J. White @rjwhite1.bsky.social · 10h
NFL teams that need a QB this offseason on a scale of 1-10:

10
Jets, Browns, Saints

8
Raiders, Vikings, Panthers

6
Steelers

5
Falcons, Dolphins
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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#NFL

Joe: "And it's not close!!"

It landed wide and in the End Zone.
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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#Parody #NYTimesPitchbot #USPol 😆
nytpitchbot.bsky.social NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10h
Wonder what's happening with MAGA Twitter? This sheet-pan bakarkhani will make you feel like you're in Bangladesh.
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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I knew it!!
Jordan in Finland (Fantasy Baseball Oligarch) @RosenJordan Blum Date joined July 2009 Account based in Finland Q Connected via Finland Android App
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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#NFL

SF 20-9
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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#NFL 😂
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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#NFL

Longest pass play of the evening for either team.

2PC is no good.

SF 17-9
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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#NFL

CMC making it look easy behind a bunch of nice blocks.

SF 17-3
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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#NFL 😆
cjzero.bsky.social CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11h
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Andy Dalton in Panthers uni on the sideline along with Bryce Young in his uni looking tuff
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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#NBA

@hooverstreetrag.org @mittengirlpeach.bsky.social

The Pistons folks in my timelines seem relieved ...
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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#NFL

True! 👀
danpizzuta.bsky.social Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 11h
This is not a real passing offense
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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@cnn.com come get your prize
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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#NFL

SF 10-3
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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#NFL

The good stuff ...
jm539581.bsky.social JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · 12h
It's been quite a run...
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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#NFL

Lots of 49er chat ...
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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#Twitter #TwitterX 👀
carlquintanilla.bsky.social Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13h
“.. This is X in 2025: Potentially fake accounts crying at other potentially fake accounts that they aren’t real, all while refusing to acknowledge that they themselves aren’t who they say they are — a Russian nesting doll of bullshit.”

@cwarzel.bsky.social
www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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#NFL 😆
billbarnwell.com Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell.com · 12h
I've seen this crowd chant "We Want [David!] Carr" before, I know the "We Want Mac" chant is close
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a pink fence
ALT: a man in a white shirt is standing in front of a pink fence
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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#NFL 😆
rjwhite1.bsky.social R.J. White @rjwhite1.bsky.social · 12h
Shanahan should send Purdy to the medical tent for a concussion check and get Mac Jones in there
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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#NFL

SF is let off the hook after Purdy is picked at the SF 30 on their 2nd drive.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Me going for the last slice of pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving before one of the damn kids gets it
bryandfischer.bsky.social Bryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 13h
Stop, drop and roll.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Nice opening drive from SF - helped by some shoddy tackling at the end.

SF 7-0
November 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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#NFL 👀😂
miketaddow.bsky.social mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 14h
eagles v. cowboys recap:
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM