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Mark Taylor
@emarktaylor.bsky.social
Retired ex-pat Brit living in NZ for over 20 years.

Post jokes, cartoons & anything else amusing.

Interests include American Football ( #NFL & #CollegeFootball / #CFB ), #Tennis, #Rugby & The #Beatles.

Have watched every episode of #Moonlighting.
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I post a lot of #NFL and #CFB at this time of year - and I always use hashtags.

If that's not your thing you can add them to the muted words / tags option in Settings and you won't see any of them.

Cheers!
#NFL

Big call from KC and it pays off.

We have a ballgame!

HOU 10-7
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Ahead of his time. A true hall of Famer.
When Dan Marino ruptured his Achilles in 1993? That's right: COVID vaccine.
December 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
#Covid

It's from X - there's a chance this bloke lives in his mum's basement in Russia.

As @amandagodsey.bsky.social has pointed out:

"Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Cousins both did not get the Covid vaccine, yet both tore their Achilles."
[sees elite athlete tear achilles tendon]

VAXXED???
December 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Cousins both did not get the Covid vaccine, yet both tore their Achilles.

This is absolute garbage from a doctor. Unfreakingreal.
[sees elite athlete tear achilles tendon]

VAXXED???
December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
#NFL

BOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!
Butker wide reverb
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
#NFL

The folks enjoyed that Field Goal attempt ...
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
#NFL

Doink!! And it sounded like a siege gun.

No good.

KC is going to be shut out in the first half.
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
#NFL

@technursejon.bsky.social The Bears games vs GB, DET & SF are pretty much playoff matches for them...
NFC playoff picture
Division leaders
🏈Rams 10-3
🏈Packers 9-3-1
🏈Eagles 8-4 (MNF @ LAC)
🏈Buccaneers 7-6
Wild cards
🏈Seahawks 10-3
🏈49ers 9-4
🏈Bears 9-4

Also …
Lions 8-5
Panthers 7-6
Cowboys 6-6-1
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Tell your fellow sports enjoyers to join Bluesky, the official app of sports!
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
#NFL

Nice play call.

Houston up by 2 scores on the road in KC.

HOU 10 - 0
December 8, 2025 at 2:16 AM
#CFB 😆
northwestern is going to a bowl game whose sponsor doesn't have a wikipedia page
December 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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jeff kent has been elected to the Truck Washing Hall of Fame
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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You just reminded me of this
December 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
#NFL

HOU 3-0
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
It’s good to hear the Pirates made an offer to Schwarber, but if he wants a longer deal or more money, they’re just leaking that they’re offering $100 mil over four years knowing it won’t be accepted.

Wow, you made a low-ball offer, congrats?
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
SOURCES: The Pittsburgh Pirates have made a four-year offer to Kyle Schwarber, per @ken-rosenthal.bsky.social.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
#NFL

In the pre-game interview, Melissa asked Mahomes how he was feeling about running for his life behind an Offensive Line missing 3 Starters.

Now 4 ...
December 8, 2025 at 1:27 AM
#Baseball #MLB 👀
They should shutter Cooperstown and just tape this to the door for the reason
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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I despise the Ravens, but they got utterly jobbed on both the Rodgers-catch-interception? and the "football move" TD calls.
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
SNL on Trump’s fake peace prize.
December 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
#NFL

Green Bay is #1 in the NFC North.
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
#NFL 👀

It's working so far.

CHI 1st & 10 at the GB 22.

2 minute warning.
Goal for the Bears has to be running the clock down, scoring, and trying a two-pointer to win the game, right?
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
#NFL

Green Bay retakes the lead.

GB 28-21
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
#NFL

Green Bay has been unable to stop the Bear running game in the 2nd Half.

Tied 21-21
December 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
#NFL #SNL

[Immediately watches the sketch in question] ...

youtu.be/bEghu90QJH4?...
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM