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very depressing that they're in major teardown mode take 2, but I did find but Gore was really annoying to watch pitch so I can't be too annoyed about the trade generally bsky.app/profile/bnig...
The Texas Rangers acquire starter MacKenzie Gore from the Washington Nationals for 5 prospects. @jonheyman.bsky.social and Jeff Passan on it.
January 22, 2026 at 8:25 PM
very depressing that they're in major teardown mode take 2, but I did find but Gore was really annoying to watch pitch so I can't be too annoyed about the trade generally bsky.app/profile/bnig...
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There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 2:27 AM
There is going to come a time in your life when you are chatting with a guy, at a barbecue or something, a new coworker maybe, a dad at school drop off, and he tells you he used to be in ICE. You’re going to need to spit on that guy
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completely unironically, this is how we'll know
Everyone in his inner circle would be insider trading trading on his death on Kalshi before turning the plane around
January 21, 2026 at 4:11 AM
completely unironically, this is how we'll know
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This has been a test of The Funny Thing Happened Broadcast Service, and you all did great. See you next time
January 21, 2026 at 3:53 AM
This has been a test of The Funny Thing Happened Broadcast Service, and you all did great. See you next time
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lmao at Mendoza saying "Indiana Hoosiers synergy" after winning the national championship
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 AM
lmao at Mendoza saying "Indiana Hoosiers synergy" after winning the national championship
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Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
January 20, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Make Heaven Crowded is an insane title.
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AUSTRALIANS: the solution to this crisis is the let the world know how big greenland is compared to various australian states
In reality, while still being very large, it's substantially smaller than Western Australia - and not too much bigger than Queensland. #world
Greenland is nowhere near as big as it looks. Here's why
In reality, while still being very large, it's substantially smaller than Western Australia - and not too much bigger than Queensland. #world
www.9news.com.au
January 20, 2026 at 3:28 AM
AUSTRALIANS: the solution to this crisis is the let the world know how big greenland is compared to various australian states
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LINKEDIN SUPERMAN
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM
LINKEDIN SUPERMAN
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THE SWIMMER (Frank Perry, 1968)
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 AM
THE SWIMMER (Frank Perry, 1968)
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surprised they were still throwing the ball there, more bad things could've happened than good
January 19, 2026 at 3:02 AM
surprised they were still throwing the ball there, more bad things could've happened than good
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I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
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the highs and lows of playoff football
January 19, 2026 at 2:53 AM
the highs and lows of playoff football
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thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
it's *so* stupid that that worked, a beautiful thing
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
it's *so* stupid that that worked, a beautiful thing
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If I’m Ben Johnson and I score here, I’m kicking the PAT. Every goddamn play he’s pulled out for short yardage has been stoned
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
If I’m Ben Johnson and I score here, I’m kicking the PAT. Every goddamn play he’s pulled out for short yardage has been stoned
still think the Bears will force overtime...my job's Chicago office is apparently having a Bears celebration on Wednesday though so that may have been too much bad luck
January 19, 2026 at 2:25 AM
still think the Bears will force overtime...my job's Chicago office is apparently having a Bears celebration on Wednesday though so that may have been too much bad luck
my childhood local Chinese restaurant, Grace's Fortune...it was the first real Chinese food I had so it set the standard for me. no other kung pao tastes exactly right. also it had a koi pond which is basically the coolest thing a restaurant can have if you're a kid bsky.app/profile/clai...
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 1:51 AM
my childhood local Chinese restaurant, Grace's Fortune...it was the first real Chinese food I had so it set the standard for me. no other kung pao tastes exactly right. also it had a koi pond which is basically the coolest thing a restaurant can have if you're a kid bsky.app/profile/clai...
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I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
October 24, 1510 at 8:23 PM
I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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I was reminded that the Winter Olympics are in a few weeks and lol.
“Leave Greenland alone!”
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
Heckler interrupts Star-Spangled Banner at NBA game in London, wins cheers from crowd. (Video via Reddit)
January 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
I was reminded that the Winter Olympics are in a few weeks and lol.
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putting cayenne in your socks and expecting that to keep you warm is so fucking goofy. it’s like something a cartoon bear would do
If you missed it
January 19, 2026 at 12:20 AM
putting cayenne in your socks and expecting that to keep you warm is so fucking goofy. it’s like something a cartoon bear would do
realized the other day that I feel about this movie the way Elaine on Seinfeld feels about The English Patient bsky.app/profile/disc...
‘MARTY SUPREME’ is now the highest grossing A24 film of all time in the U.S.
Read our review: bit.ly/MartyDF
Read our review: bit.ly/MartyDF
January 18, 2026 at 10:31 PM
realized the other day that I feel about this movie the way Elaine on Seinfeld feels about The English Patient bsky.app/profile/disc...
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STUDENT TEACHER: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
January 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
STUDENT TEACHER: okay class, who knows what an oxymoron is
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
KID: you’re an oxymoron
STUDENT TEACHER: well yes technically that is correct
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Nobody wants to anger the fuhrer themselves and everyone assumes the idea is so self-evidently stupid and self-destructive that somebody else will stop it.
1) Here's the thing: this Greenland thing is wildly unpopular. Like 50 points underwater. WTF is wrong with the GOP that they feel the need to run and defend this thing that the American people absolutely fucking do not want?!
Cruz: "When it comes to Greenland, I want to commend President Trump for being single-mindedly focused on America first... I believe it is overwhelmingly in America's national interest to acquire Greenland... the whole history of America has been a history of acquiring new lands and new territories"
January 18, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Nobody wants to anger the fuhrer themselves and everyone assumes the idea is so self-evidently stupid and self-destructive that somebody else will stop it.
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"come with your kids, leave with your kids. that's the EU difference!"
January 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
"come with your kids, leave with your kids. that's the EU difference!"