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Oh, hi! Didn’t see you there. formerly of the other place. once: seen at Amazin’ Avenue, Deadspin, AV Club, Class Action Park. now: will talk about the Ed Grimley cartoon for likes
my grandmother bought this game at a dollar store 30+ years ago and it has become our family heirloom. i will teach its secrets to our grandchildren
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
my grandmother bought this game at a dollar store 30+ years ago and it has become our family heirloom. i will teach its secrets to our grandchildren
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mixing this with the Panera high-octane lemonade and accidentally opening a portal to a dimension where everyone is a cowboy
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
mixing this with the Panera high-octane lemonade and accidentally opening a portal to a dimension where everyone is a cowboy
hearing the old neighborhood mob lore from the uncs
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
hearing the old neighborhood mob lore from the uncs
every Thanksgiving I think about my grandmother and how much she despised John Madden. I have no idea why but if she ever wandered into the living room during a game she had to let us know she fucking hated him.
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
every Thanksgiving I think about my grandmother and how much she despised John Madden. I have no idea why but if she ever wandered into the living room during a game she had to let us know she fucking hated him.
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Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
wandering around mom’s house and Remembering Some Guys
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
wandering around mom’s house and Remembering Some Guys
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Ted Kluszewski, 1957 Topps, special Thanksgiving edition
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Ted Kluszewski, 1957 Topps, special Thanksgiving edition
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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to all who celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
to all who celebrate
I just saw this commercial again for the first time in at 30 yrs and it was a Proustian experience
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I just saw this commercial again for the first time in at 30 yrs and it was a Proustian experience
I think it’s cool that William H finds enough time in his busy acting schedule to throw this parade every Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I think it’s cool that William H finds enough time in his busy acting schedule to throw this parade every Thanksgiving
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
gotta say, this year’s parade is really evoking the bonkers celeb/IP pairings of my youth, Foreigner singing “Cold as Ice” with a demogorgon being but one example
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
gotta say, this year’s parade is really evoking the bonkers celeb/IP pairings of my youth, Foreigner singing “Cold as Ice” with a demogorgon being but one example
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
turned on the parade in time to see the float with Kool and the Gang and what looked like the cast of Zoo Animals on Wheels
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
turned on the parade in time to see the float with Kool and the Gang and what looked like the cast of Zoo Animals on Wheels
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imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
May 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
Thanksgiving a few years ago, when my diabolical plan came together
November 27, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Thanksgiving a few years ago, when my diabolical plan came together
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— Rise and shine.
— Hi. What's up. I don't know if you remember, we spoke earlier, I think we got off on the wrong foot. I was trying to get the rendezvous point for my daughter.
— Right. If you can't answer "What do Panasonic TVs call it" I can't give you the rendezvous point. This is a key tenet…
— Hi. What's up. I don't know if you remember, we spoke earlier, I think we got off on the wrong foot. I was trying to get the rendezvous point for my daughter.
— Right. If you can't answer "What do Panasonic TVs call it" I can't give you the rendezvous point. This is a key tenet…
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
— Rise and shine.
— Hi. What's up. I don't know if you remember, we spoke earlier, I think we got off on the wrong foot. I was trying to get the rendezvous point for my daughter.
— Right. If you can't answer "What do Panasonic TVs call it" I can't give you the rendezvous point. This is a key tenet…
— Hi. What's up. I don't know if you remember, we spoke earlier, I think we got off on the wrong foot. I was trying to get the rendezvous point for my daughter.
— Right. If you can't answer "What do Panasonic TVs call it" I can't give you the rendezvous point. This is a key tenet…
Mountain Dew Bahai Blast
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Mountain Dew Bahai Blast
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Happy Noam Chomsky Day to all who celebrate
One year at a bar the night before thanksgiving a stranger leaned over to ask me the name of the guy who was both a linguist & an activist & I blanked for a minute & then leaned over & shouted NOAM CHOMSKY, & he shouted back NOAM CHOMSKY & soon we had the whole bar chanting NOAM CHOMSKY NOAM CHOMSKY
Small town and suburban bars the week of thanksgiving have the most insane vibes—adults at home visiting parents and already going insane and sneaking out at night to drink. Weird and terrifying kinships form
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Happy Noam Chomsky Day to all who celebrate
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went to Stew Leonards day before Thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
went to Stew Leonards day before Thanksgiving
