Elvee (formerly @lvehlewald)
@elvee.bsky.social
Feminerd and snarkchitect.
Herder of cats. Future ghost.
Apprentice necromancer, professional trash panda, remedial psychopomp, and liminal creature.
Perpetually doubting my commitment to Sparklemotion.
Everything I've done, I own. #STL
Herder of cats. Future ghost.
Apprentice necromancer, professional trash panda, remedial psychopomp, and liminal creature.
Perpetually doubting my commitment to Sparklemotion.
Everything I've done, I own. #STL
PLEASE stop driving with your hazard flashers on in bad weather! It does more harm than good.
Hazards disable your blinkers and create unsafe conditions for drivers around you.
Hazards are for stopped/disabled vehicles. If the weather is bad, turn on your lights and wipers and GO SLOWLY.
#stlwx
Hazards disable your blinkers and create unsafe conditions for drivers around you.
Hazards are for stopped/disabled vehicles. If the weather is bad, turn on your lights and wipers and GO SLOWLY.
#stlwx
December 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
PLEASE stop driving with your hazard flashers on in bad weather! It does more harm than good.
Hazards disable your blinkers and create unsafe conditions for drivers around you.
Hazards are for stopped/disabled vehicles. If the weather is bad, turn on your lights and wipers and GO SLOWLY.
#stlwx
Hazards disable your blinkers and create unsafe conditions for drivers around you.
Hazards are for stopped/disabled vehicles. If the weather is bad, turn on your lights and wipers and GO SLOWLY.
#stlwx
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Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Submit a Claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. You’re entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Look up your work, and if you’re in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
God forbid women have hobbies, etc., etc.
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
God forbid women have hobbies, etc., etc.
Ah, to see a new generation's bi-curious awakening stir thanks to these two beautiful humans...
There's still joy left in the world.
There's still joy left in the world.
November 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ah, to see a new generation's bi-curious awakening stir thanks to these two beautiful humans...
There's still joy left in the world.
There's still joy left in the world.
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It’s his day.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s his day.
Be careful with your Halloween treats this year, everyone. I opened a candy bar earlier this morning, and overwhelming existential dread fell out.
October 31, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Be careful with your Halloween treats this year, everyone. I opened a candy bar earlier this morning, and overwhelming existential dread fell out.
Absolutely PEAK #STL content.
All hail @sarahfenske.bsky.social for what can only be described as this "peak St. Louis" story. Ah, man. I love it here.
October 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Absolutely PEAK #STL content.
It's bad when you're old enough to retain these phone numbers (some of which have been disconnected for years) at the expense of remembering new information.
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
It's bad when you're old enough to retain these phone numbers (some of which have been disconnected for years) at the expense of remembering new information.
Granny Weatherwax is the voice of wisdom we all need but never deserve.
Discworld QOTD, from I Shall Wear Midnight
October 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Granny Weatherwax is the voice of wisdom we all need but never deserve.
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Morning walk
September 26, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Morning walk
Vampires hate this one simple cooking hack!
The 40 cloves of garlic you put in this pasta recipe will be the best 80 cloves of garlic you ever eat, you certainly will not regret putting 120 cloves of garlic into your pasta
approximately three hundred of you have sent me this and you know what? Sure. I’ve got time today. Put 40 bulbs of garlic in my pasta, coming right up
September 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Vampires hate this one simple cooking hack!
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www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/u...
The idea that an American VP would lecture Germany about coddling Nazis in MUNICH has to be one of the most extraordinary events in history
How DARE he
The idea that an American VP would lecture Germany about coddling Nazis in MUNICH has to be one of the most extraordinary events in history
How DARE he
Vance Shocks Europe With Support for Far Right, in Message Familiar to U.S.
The vice president’s speech in Munich, expressing support for far-right, anti-immigration parties and criticizing suppression of conservative voices, was a global extension of his core political theme...
www.nytimes.com
February 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/14/u...
The idea that an American VP would lecture Germany about coddling Nazis in MUNICH has to be one of the most extraordinary events in history
How DARE he
The idea that an American VP would lecture Germany about coddling Nazis in MUNICH has to be one of the most extraordinary events in history
How DARE he
Every day we wander deeper into the Dr. Strangelove script without even realizing it.
September 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Every day we wander deeper into the Dr. Strangelove script without even realizing it.
Followed by
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Followed by
The only way to read that statement.
Coy. Perhaps a bit flirtatious.
Coy. Perhaps a bit flirtatious.
September 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The only way to read that statement.
Coy. Perhaps a bit flirtatious.
Coy. Perhaps a bit flirtatious.
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Vibrant colour projected onto a 2,600 year-old wall panel offers a glimpse of the past lived in glorious technicolour!
From the North Palace at Nineveh (present day Iraq), where the walls were decorated with brightly painted reliefs. 🎥 by me
#ReliefWednesday
#Archaeology
From the North Palace at Nineveh (present day Iraq), where the walls were decorated with brightly painted reliefs. 🎥 by me
#ReliefWednesday
#Archaeology
September 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Vibrant colour projected onto a 2,600 year-old wall panel offers a glimpse of the past lived in glorious technicolour!
From the North Palace at Nineveh (present day Iraq), where the walls were decorated with brightly painted reliefs. 🎥 by me
#ReliefWednesday
#Archaeology
From the North Palace at Nineveh (present day Iraq), where the walls were decorated with brightly painted reliefs. 🎥 by me
#ReliefWednesday
#Archaeology
"Hello, smol fren. I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy."
Snail(?): *Blorps contentedly*
Snail(?): *Blorps contentedly*
@gettymuseum.bsky.social - we have questions.
September 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Hello, smol fren. I remember now that this is a good place, it is the dry world that is the enemy."
Snail(?): *Blorps contentedly*
Snail(?): *Blorps contentedly*
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ok hammer maybe hurt them a little
June 8, 2024 at 3:55 AM
ok hammer maybe hurt them a little
If you're still on TikTok, consider this a sign to not be.
Breaking news: TikTok has gotten a green light to spin off an American version of the app in the United States that will be partially owned by a consortium of Trump-allied investors.
Trump and Xi bless long-awaited deal to spin off U.S. TikTok
An American version of the popular app will be partially owned by a consortium of Trump-allied investors, people familiar with the deal said, sidestepping a legally mandated ban the president has repe...
www.washingtonpost.com
September 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you're still on TikTok, consider this a sign to not be.
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Antifa: As terroristic as we are organized
September 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Antifa: As terroristic as we are organized
Similarly:
"Lucked out" and "got lucky" mean the same thing and I cannot wrap my head around it.
"Lucked out" and "got lucky" mean the same thing and I cannot wrap my head around it.
“I'm down for it" means "I'm up for it.”
Sure, why not.
Sure, why not.
September 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Similarly:
"Lucked out" and "got lucky" mean the same thing and I cannot wrap my head around it.
"Lucked out" and "got lucky" mean the same thing and I cannot wrap my head around it.
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This year's Halloween is just the political climate in the US
September 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This year's Halloween is just the political climate in the US
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LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
December 1, 2024 at 4:15 AM
LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.
In anxious times, I turn to music.
Join me in the chill vibes of the iconic Thundercat:
music.youtube.com/channel/UCUl...
Join me in the chill vibes of the iconic Thundercat:
music.youtube.com/channel/UCUl...
Thundercat
Thundercat is the virtuoso bassist & singer Stephen Bruner, a mercurial talent and multi-GRAMMY award winner.
In 2023, Thundercat linked with Tame Impala releasing “No More Lies,”. A musical match m...
music.youtube.com
September 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
In anxious times, I turn to music.
Join me in the chill vibes of the iconic Thundercat:
music.youtube.com/channel/UCUl...
Join me in the chill vibes of the iconic Thundercat:
music.youtube.com/channel/UCUl...
In my morning commute, I regularly pass:
A Lexus with an "Eat the Rich" sticker
A Gadsden Flag on a Subaru
While I will be the first to say that humans are complex and we contain multitudes, this is also a very discombobulated timeline.
In short, it's a mess.
A Lexus with an "Eat the Rich" sticker
A Gadsden Flag on a Subaru
While I will be the first to say that humans are complex and we contain multitudes, this is also a very discombobulated timeline.
In short, it's a mess.
September 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
In my morning commute, I regularly pass:
A Lexus with an "Eat the Rich" sticker
A Gadsden Flag on a Subaru
While I will be the first to say that humans are complex and we contain multitudes, this is also a very discombobulated timeline.
In short, it's a mess.
A Lexus with an "Eat the Rich" sticker
A Gadsden Flag on a Subaru
While I will be the first to say that humans are complex and we contain multitudes, this is also a very discombobulated timeline.
In short, it's a mess.