Elise Howard
@elisehoward.bsky.social
Literary agent and author. Was editor and publisher. https://www.defliterary.com/agents/elise-howard
Coming 3/26, Plant This, Not That https://tinyurl.com/Plant-This-Not-That
W/ Amy Gash: BELIEVE IN THE WORLD: WISDOM FOR GROWNUPS FROM CHILDREN'S BOOKS
Coming 3/26, Plant This, Not That https://tinyurl.com/Plant-This-Not-That
W/ Amy Gash: BELIEVE IN THE WORLD: WISDOM FOR GROWNUPS FROM CHILDREN'S BOOKS
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THIS IS AMAZING. ALSO WHAT, IF ANYTHING, DID WE FORGET TO RUIN?
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
THIS IS AMAZING. ALSO WHAT, IF ANYTHING, DID WE FORGET TO RUIN?
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I hope each and every one of the fascists who rule this country read this and choke.
October 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I hope each and every one of the fascists who rule this country read this and choke.
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For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
October 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
RIP to my first true style icon.
October 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
RIP to my first true style icon.
Now feels like a good time to tell you about my favorite recent book purchase: Posters for Change, from Princeton Architectural Press. It’s got a huge collection of posters perfect for protest, and proceeds go to non-profits.
October 11, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Now feels like a good time to tell you about my favorite recent book purchase: Posters for Change, from Princeton Architectural Press. It’s got a huge collection of posters perfect for protest, and proceeds go to non-profits.
These scam marketing emails can look credible (esp. the 1st time seen) but there’s often a tell, like a weird version of the email address in the signature block. Or lack of website, LinkedIn, or socials. But, sigh, not always even that… Be wary.
PSA: If you're an author & you get a chatty email from a marketer, or book club that praises your book & bashes Amazon's algo before offering to 'help', usually with 500 to 10,000 reviewers, it's just a ChatGPT automated marketing scam.
It's the new Nigerian prince email, brought to you by 'AI' 🙄.
It's the new Nigerian prince email, brought to you by 'AI' 🙄.
September 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
These scam marketing emails can look credible (esp. the 1st time seen) but there’s often a tell, like a weird version of the email address in the signature block. Or lack of website, LinkedIn, or socials. But, sigh, not always even that… Be wary.
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PSA: If you're an author & you get a chatty email from a marketer, or book club that praises your book & bashes Amazon's algo before offering to 'help', usually with 500 to 10,000 reviewers, it's just a ChatGPT automated marketing scam.
It's the new Nigerian prince email, brought to you by 'AI' 🙄.
It's the new Nigerian prince email, brought to you by 'AI' 🙄.
September 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
PSA: If you're an author & you get a chatty email from a marketer, or book club that praises your book & bashes Amazon's algo before offering to 'help', usually with 500 to 10,000 reviewers, it's just a ChatGPT automated marketing scam.
It's the new Nigerian prince email, brought to you by 'AI' 🙄.
It's the new Nigerian prince email, brought to you by 'AI' 🙄.
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No Democrat should vote to keep the government open unless ACA funding is restored for the millions of Americans at risk of losing health coverage next year.
Remember that this funding is on the chopping block because Trump and Republicans want to give the richest Americans a giant tax cut.
Remember that this funding is on the chopping block because Trump and Republicans want to give the richest Americans a giant tax cut.
September 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
No Democrat should vote to keep the government open unless ACA funding is restored for the millions of Americans at risk of losing health coverage next year.
Remember that this funding is on the chopping block because Trump and Republicans want to give the richest Americans a giant tax cut.
Remember that this funding is on the chopping block because Trump and Republicans want to give the richest Americans a giant tax cut.
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IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
September 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative.
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.
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It's one thing for a random NY politician to make a quip like this but Jeffries is national leadership. He's the leader my own Rep in the House is supposed to follow. I don't think it's funny, I think Jeffries is undermining the whole party with this insult and by failing to endorse Mamdani.
Following Sen. Chris Van Hollen’s criticism of Democratic leadership for refusing to endorse Zohran Mamdani, Hakeem Jeffries’ spokesman mocks: “Chris Van Who?”
September 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It's one thing for a random NY politician to make a quip like this but Jeffries is national leadership. He's the leader my own Rep in the House is supposed to follow. I don't think it's funny, I think Jeffries is undermining the whole party with this insult and by failing to endorse Mamdani.
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Update: we just received a statement from Macmillan/Tor taking full responsibility for failing to register copyright, promising to make us whole and pay us any settlement money we lost out on due to that error, and promising to find & correct the lapses that caused this.
Every pub should do this.
Every pub should do this.
this part right here is gonna create massive resentment in the industry. the copyright registration system and the fact that you apparently have to pay a bonus fee for protection from big companies pirating your work (and that tons of publishers never paid the bonus fee...)
Instead of working to include as many writers as possible in the settlement, the plaintiffs instead agreed on arbitrary and minimal definitions of which books would be included. It’s almost like they wanted a quick win – any win – even if they screwed over most authors. 4/
September 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Update: we just received a statement from Macmillan/Tor taking full responsibility for failing to register copyright, promising to make us whole and pay us any settlement money we lost out on due to that error, and promising to find & correct the lapses that caused this.
Every pub should do this.
Every pub should do this.
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Wahooooooooo
August 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Wahooooooooo
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Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.
August 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.
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Did you feel the North Jersey/Manhattan earthquake? Fill out the USGS “Did you feel it?” form and participate directly in SCIENCE - help them learn more about earthquakes! 🧪
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...
August 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Did you feel the North Jersey/Manhattan earthquake? Fill out the USGS “Did you feel it?” form and participate directly in SCIENCE - help them learn more about earthquakes! 🧪
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...
earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/...
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Strunk & White stole all their ideas from that spider
July 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Strunk & White stole all their ideas from that spider
One element of producing videos like Mamdani is being Mamdani, and Andrew Cuomo is no Zohran Mamdani.
To be clear, Mamdani's videos are much better than what Cuomo is producing. I don't want to slight @boringstein.bsky.social or @andbeps.bsky.social.
But there's been a lot of discourse over whether candidates just need to produce videos like Mamdani to win, so this will be a useful counterpoint.
But there's been a lot of discourse over whether candidates just need to produce videos like Mamdani to win, so this will be a useful counterpoint.
July 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
One element of producing videos like Mamdani is being Mamdani, and Andrew Cuomo is no Zohran Mamdani.
He is the poster child for "high on their own supply." And we. are. ready. (Again.)
Cuomo wants to get shellacked again? Okay Andy. Okay.
July 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
He is the poster child for "high on their own supply." And we. are. ready. (Again.)
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Need some good news? The NYC subway baby--abandoned in a subway station as a newborn and adopted by the gay couple who found him there--is now a healthy 25 year old computer science nerd.
nypost.com/2025/07/04/u...
nypost.com/2025/07/04/u...
NYC’s famous Subway Baby is turning 25 — and thriving
This summer marks 25 years since New Yorker Danny Stewart found a baby in a subway station and went on to adopt the infant with his partner, Peter Mercurio.
nypost.com
July 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Need some good news? The NYC subway baby--abandoned in a subway station as a newborn and adopted by the gay couple who found him there--is now a healthy 25 year old computer science nerd.
nypost.com/2025/07/04/u...
nypost.com/2025/07/04/u...
I’m so excited to vote in November!
Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
July 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I’m so excited to vote in November!
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The Manhattan Democratic Party has formally voted to endorse Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic nominee for mayor: manhattandemocrats.org/2025/07/manh...
Manhattan Democrats Endorse Democratic Nominees – Manhattan Democratic Party
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July 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Manhattan Democratic Party has formally voted to endorse Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic nominee for mayor: manhattandemocrats.org/2025/07/manh...
What the hell am I looking at? No, Copilot, I don't want to blog about Yellowstone or write a funny poem to wish my sister Happy Birthday. I turned you off. Stay off. (Side note to Adobe: I do not, in fact, need a summary of the manuscript that I just wrote. Stay outta my words.)
June 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
What the hell am I looking at? No, Copilot, I don't want to blog about Yellowstone or write a funny poem to wish my sister Happy Birthday. I turned you off. Stay off. (Side note to Adobe: I do not, in fact, need a summary of the manuscript that I just wrote. Stay outta my words.)
Happy Pride Day here in New York - and a reminder that the freedom to read, which depends on free access to books, is fundamental to the understanding and protection of so many other freedoms.
June 29, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Happy Pride Day here in New York - and a reminder that the freedom to read, which depends on free access to books, is fundamental to the understanding and protection of so many other freedoms.
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Now feels like a good time to remind people that we are an Audible alternative—every time you buy an audiobook with us, you support your indie.
Oh, & we're an employee-owned, Social Purpose Corporation—meaning we make decisions that benefit our mission, even if they go against our financial goals 🩷
Oh, & we're an employee-owned, Social Purpose Corporation—meaning we make decisions that benefit our mission, even if they go against our financial goals 🩷
June 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Now feels like a good time to remind people that we are an Audible alternative—every time you buy an audiobook with us, you support your indie.
Oh, & we're an employee-owned, Social Purpose Corporation—meaning we make decisions that benefit our mission, even if they go against our financial goals 🩷
Oh, & we're an employee-owned, Social Purpose Corporation—meaning we make decisions that benefit our mission, even if they go against our financial goals 🩷
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Congratulations to the 13 brave women who risked their careers and reputations to stand up to Cuomo’s sexual predation
June 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Congratulations to the 13 brave women who risked their careers and reputations to stand up to Cuomo’s sexual predation
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Shout out to
@lindseyboylan.bsky.social who put it all on the line four and a half years ago and then was hitting the pavement hard since Cuomo got in the race and through today. A portrait in bravery.
@lindseyboylan.bsky.social who put it all on the line four and a half years ago and then was hitting the pavement hard since Cuomo got in the race and through today. A portrait in bravery.
June 25, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Shout out to
@lindseyboylan.bsky.social who put it all on the line four and a half years ago and then was hitting the pavement hard since Cuomo got in the race and through today. A portrait in bravery.
@lindseyboylan.bsky.social who put it all on the line four and a half years ago and then was hitting the pavement hard since Cuomo got in the race and through today. A portrait in bravery.