Eli
@elig9.bsky.social
I’m just a guy that loves movies and video games. He/They
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vampire the masquerade fans catching strays again
assuming anyone who ever brags about dna, genes or bloodlines is a goddam freak comes out ahead again
January 31, 2026 at 4:08 PM
vampire the masquerade fans catching strays again
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
Criterion please…my children are starving…
***ANNOUNCEMENT***
@variety.com reports that @neon-rated.bsky.social and @criterion.bsky.social have an agreement to release three of 2025's best films on disc soon.
The releases include:
#ItWasJustAnAccient (Jafar Panahi)
#SentimentalValue (Joachim Trier)
#TheSecretAgent (Kleber Mendonça Filho)
@variety.com reports that @neon-rated.bsky.social and @criterion.bsky.social have an agreement to release three of 2025's best films on disc soon.
The releases include:
#ItWasJustAnAccient (Jafar Panahi)
#SentimentalValue (Joachim Trier)
#TheSecretAgent (Kleber Mendonça Filho)
January 16, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Criterion please…my children are starving…
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It's hard to believe the Dilbert's Desktop Games episode of Exquisite Suffering was seven years ago. I remember this being a fun one. It's free now. www.patreon.com/posts/28993863
Exquisite Suffering 74: Dilbert's Desktop Games | Duckfeed.tv
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January 13, 2026 at 6:52 PM
It's hard to believe the Dilbert's Desktop Games episode of Exquisite Suffering was seven years ago. I remember this being a fun one. It's free now. www.patreon.com/posts/28993863
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lmao Scott Adams died
January 13, 2026 at 3:46 PM
lmao Scott Adams died
Everytime I hear somebody going to lengths to explain that OBAA isn’t actually revolutionary all I can think is “are you 12? do you think I’m 12?” I genuinely don’t understand why this needs to be discussed in an actual leftist context. It’s a big Hollywood movie, it’s existence is not “The Work”
caught wind that people are fighting about One Battle After Another again, and i just gotta say... the fights are gonna look silly down the line
January 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Everytime I hear somebody going to lengths to explain that OBAA isn’t actually revolutionary all I can think is “are you 12? do you think I’m 12?” I genuinely don’t understand why this needs to be discussed in an actual leftist context. It’s a big Hollywood movie, it’s existence is not “The Work”
“Venezuelans are celebrating, you’re just an idiot liberal who…”
Real world devastation and consequences of US oil imperialism
January 6, 2026 at 12:20 AM
“Venezuelans are celebrating, you’re just an idiot liberal who…”
My top eight, roughly in this order
December 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My top eight, roughly in this order
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Duckstream starts in just a few hours! The podcast network @duckfeedtv.bsky.social I’m a part of will be raising money for Point of Pride all weekend, and we’d love for you to be a part of it. tiltify.com/@duckfeedtv/...
Tiltify - Made for Fundraisers
We give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity
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December 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Duckstream starts in just a few hours! The podcast network @duckfeedtv.bsky.social I’m a part of will be raising money for Point of Pride all weekend, and we’d love for you to be a part of it. tiltify.com/@duckfeedtv/...
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Cameras Of Columbo: Argus C3
October 20, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Cameras Of Columbo: Argus C3
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Started watching Columbo. This may be the greatest show ever made. My prior Columbo experience outside of pop culture osmosis is Peter Falk in Wings Of Desire. Wenders told us the truth: he was an angel.
October 17, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Started watching Columbo. This may be the greatest show ever made. My prior Columbo experience outside of pop culture osmosis is Peter Falk in Wings Of Desire. Wenders told us the truth: he was an angel.
I feel like the average person really doesn’t understand the demoralization that comes from already being extremely in the weeds with food orders, and then getting *even more orders* from people who didn’t even need to stand in line.
October 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I feel like the average person really doesn’t understand the demoralization that comes from already being extremely in the weeds with food orders, and then getting *even more orders* from people who didn’t even need to stand in line.
@foldablehuman.bsky.social as a huge Hollow Knight fan, I would love to see a video length explanation of this critique
Now the actual criticism: I don't think the flow of HK's early game is good. I think it's actually pretty weak. The Crossroads are almost *too* self-contained, the rest of the game is just kinda attached to them off side paths. There's also a lack of narrative purpose.
October 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
@foldablehuman.bsky.social as a huge Hollow Knight fan, I would love to see a video length explanation of this critique
Smoke dukes if ya got em
smoke dukes
October 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Smoke dukes if ya got em
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I wrote about Silksong and The Difficulty www.avclub.com/game-theory-...
Hollow Knight: Silksong wants to squash you like a bug
Hollow Knight: Silksong wants to squash you like a bug
www.avclub.com
September 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I wrote about Silksong and The Difficulty www.avclub.com/game-theory-...
“This is not financial advice” for shitlibs
I'm just a random person on the internet. I have no pull with anyone or anything. I am not involved in any playbooks or decisions made by people with power.
I just think other people who do not like fascism should vote against it whenever possible.
I just think other people who do not like fascism should vote against it whenever possible.
September 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
“This is not financial advice” for shitlibs
For the last six or so years I’ve had the outline of an essay I’d call “gamergate won” sitting inside my brain, and opinions like this are such strong evidence of one branch of my point when I say that
August 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
For the last six or so years I’ve had the outline of an essay I’d call “gamergate won” sitting inside my brain, and opinions like this are such strong evidence of one branch of my point when I say that
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I need an end to the Gavin Newsom thirst posting if you need a straight white man Democrat to stand up to Trump pick Andy Beshear who has never compromised on trans rights even for a moment
August 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I need an end to the Gavin Newsom thirst posting if you need a straight white man Democrat to stand up to Trump pick Andy Beshear who has never compromised on trans rights even for a moment
Watching The Mummy (1999) and Rachel Weisz is such a cute clumsy nerd in this. I sure hope some rugged daredevil doesn’t whisk her off on some exciting adventure full of mystery and danger.
August 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Watching The Mummy (1999) and Rachel Weisz is such a cute clumsy nerd in this. I sure hope some rugged daredevil doesn’t whisk her off on some exciting adventure full of mystery and danger.
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RIP Ozzy Osbourne. This was the first Black Sabbath song I ever heard, the first song from the first album, and it's shook my world unlike any song before or after, really. The second I heard it I knew I'd discovered something that would come to define me.
BLACK SABBATH - "Black Sabbath" (Official Video)
YouTube video by Black Sabbath
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July 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
RIP Ozzy Osbourne. This was the first Black Sabbath song I ever heard, the first song from the first album, and it's shook my world unlike any song before or after, really. The second I heard it I knew I'd discovered something that would come to define me.
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The crowdfunding campaign for the next run of DieDieBooks is live! These are the wonderful folks who put out @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social and I's book on SLEEPAWAY CAMP, so you know you're in good hands!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/die...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/die...
DieDieBooks: The Return
Five new killer books on horror movies.
www.kickstarter.com
July 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The crowdfunding campaign for the next run of DieDieBooks is live! These are the wonderful folks who put out @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social and I's book on SLEEPAWAY CAMP, so you know you're in good hands!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/die...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/die...