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Jack Eason
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Watcher of movies. Hoarder of Blu-rays. Drinker of tea. Live from Chicago.
The latest iPhone update put an "Apple Games" icon on my phone and apparently I am among the top 10% of Minesweeper players (or at least this version of Minesweeper). I guess it is the only phone game I have ever paid to remove the ads for, so this tracks.
December 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Maybe it's just my age, but Elizabeth Shue was the apex 80s girl. This is a wild vision of Chicago. Gang showdowns on the train, prostitutes trying to seduce obvious teenagers, and auto shops taking on new work late into a Friday evening.
December 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
On a related note, I guess I've got an unopened 4K disc of Troll 2 that needs a loving home 😀
Got Vinegae Syndrome's first Reviver disc and even the exterior packaging doesn't reveal the movies. Heck, not even the disc menu does, and you have to hit a button to get to this because on loading the disc goes straight into a 140 min program of shorts followed by the feature.
December 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I would imagine, in a sane world, friend of the blue collar, Donald "Affordability" Trump might have to explain why his FRC didn't pursue this unambiguously anti-consumer issue.
1. For at least 10 years, Pepsi has conspired with Walmart to force up grocery prices. That’s the shocking evidence made public today in an unsealed FTC lawsuit. The suit was abandoned in May by the Trump FTC just before it was to be un-redacted. We went to court to get it unsealed & won.
December 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Got Vinegae Syndrome's first Reviver disc and even the exterior packaging doesn't reveal the movies. Heck, not even the disc menu does, and you have to hit a button to get to this because on loading the disc goes straight into a 140 min program of shorts followed by the feature.
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Wandering around a Target in Skokie, looking at all the food and thinking, "This must be what suburbanites eat."
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Much to my surprise this new Apple Glass or whatever isn't actually annoying me at all.
December 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
People have been awful quick to criticize Erika Kirk's recent behavior but, in her defense, I also can't imagine mourning Charlie.
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Since Kill Bill is back in cinemas, here's a reminder of a fun reason to watch a stolen copy at home instead.
I was testing some video files and stumbled on a VLC Easter Egg. Apparently, if you play any file with "Kill Bill" in the title, when you stop the video the traffic cone becomes yellow with a little streak of blood.
December 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Holly dug up this photo of baby Edna. This is before even I'd met her. My fiancé visa took longer than expected so I had to wait three full months hearing about this insane kitten before I met her.
December 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Too much change today. My cat passed away and my phone updated to this Apple Glass thing. It might be a good distraction.
December 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Had to say goodbye to my dear Edna today. She faded fast and today we learned it was an aggressive cancer. She wasn't really a cat, she was our forever perturbed roommate, mad we never consulted her about anything. She was with me every day since I moved to the US. I'll miss her.
December 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Fuck it, watching Repo Man.
December 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Not entirely sure why but all the Christmas TV ads, with stores hijacking holiday movies and Santa Claus, seem extra depressing this year.
December 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I remember once, on Twitter, an Onlyfans performer who specialized in sorta BDSM stuff followed me and was she was definitely trying to plug her content but also sometimes we'd just shoot the shit about horror movies we liked and it was fun and a bit silly and surreal.
Saw someone saying you shouldn't interact with NSFW accounts online if your account isn't also purely NSFW and FUCK THAT BULLSHIT.

They can adjust their settings to avoid nudes and porn. You do whatever the fuck you want to do you freaks 😘💙
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Since everything's really dumb now I think they should bring back 35mm as standard for film exhibition, but make it nitrate stock.
December 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
In all the "War on Christmas" nonsense we've seen over the years this is undoubtedly the most obvious assault on the actual meaning of the season but there'll still be someone shouting at a Starbucks on Facebook over something or other.
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Was trying to remember when was the last time I even saw Paul Dano in anything and it turns out it was in Okja, in 2017. I don't actually remember him being in that movie but I did see it.
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Watched this last night and it's a clever thriller that tackles the nuclear age from an interesting angle. It fumbles the end a bit by but I can also see why they'd want some silver lining to sweeten the pill. Wild this came out just 12 days before the Three Mile Island Incident.
December 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I've gotta start taking our vet up on their free drinks station because I keep ending up there. Looks like Hanna the dog has conjunctivitis and we are trying to keep our grand dame, Edna the cat comfortable while waiting on test results (I fear the inevitable there).
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Is the Sweeney thing really a snub? She's quite new, doesn't really have much of a serious résumé yet, anyway you slice it, and this project is her first "serious" actor outing yet. Maybe she's good (I suspect the film isn't) but this just seems like a "pay your dues" situation.
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Genuinely forgot this is how No More Heroes starts off.
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Just conceived a millennial remake of Reservoir Dogs where Mr. Blonde says, "Are you gonna bork all day li'l pupper, or are you gonna do a chomp?"
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Walking down Ashland at 2:30 am in the snow and failed to get a photo of the coyote that dashed across my path.
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
But what of the Warner Sister, Dot?
December 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM