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laconic.
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It's a charitable day on the internet but hey, let's NOT:

-go into debt buying holiday gifts or charitable ones
-allow corporations to guilt us about the problems they cause so we'll do their giving for them
-feel personal responsibility for actions of political regimes we didn't vote for
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Having a ghostgiving with the young sailors that i lured to their death.
November 28, 2024 at 11:04 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Born February 22, 1975, Drew Barrymore is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley’s age on the day ‘Cocoon’ was released. Congrats Drew! You’ve reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.
November 16, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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i know this isn't important in the slightest but this pedophile sure can't type
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Is everyone leaving Twitter for the umpteenth time? Everyone is being all nice and welcoming all the sudden.
October 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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I am not aware of any gun violence that happened when I was a kid.

by RFK Jr.
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
A Benediction for Chicago on the Eve of Occupation | dansinker.com
dansinker.com
September 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Arguably the best crop art year of all time but this one made me howl
August 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Honestly it’s good to know that when a guy who spent decades hanging out with a famous pedophile and is accused of being a pedophile himself spends years hyping up the existence of pedophile files and doesn’t release them, people will only elect him president twice before they get suspicious.
July 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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I bet spas could make a lot of money these days if they offered sobbing massages where everyone involved cries the whole time
June 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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If you use AI to create your art, your story, your whatever, I immediately know you don’t care about making things — you only care about selling them.
June 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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have this energy for your town’s mayor too
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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"i asked chatgpt" yeah well i went to the doctor, i went to the mountains, i looked to the children, i drank from the fountains there's more than one answer to these questions pointing me in a crooked line and the less I seek my source for some definitive closer I am to fine
June 21, 2025 at 12:55 AM
June 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Still shocked at the number of people I talk to who think (rightly!) AI is a threat to digital media and are fighting to keep it out of our work and then admit to using ChatGPT for like meal planning and making funny pictures. It’s all the same shit!! Stop it!!
May 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months
March 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Maybe if I’m a sniveling coward when it matters most people will trust me to lead
February 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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hi. I know the urge to doomscroll is incredibly strong right now because it helps distract from the crushing uncertainty and nonstop horrific news about the federal government and the economy, but you need to go to sleep and get enough rest for tomorrow. ♥️
March 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Frowning while at the Brownshirt rally I’m attending so that people know I disagree with it
March 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM